/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

why do you think you have it? do you have pneumonia and stuff, or just coofin

i am VERY insecure about my appearance

idk

had a fever (went away next day), coughing still, sore throat. might just be flu or cold or something, i'm not actually sure if I have it.

you're an idiot.
firstly, you're very good looking, and second, why would just a friend be concerned with what you look like?

I wish I had ways to meet people in person

>ale
>good looking

>work IT
>client FINALLY closes offices
>makes me come in to get staff set up with laptops so they can telework
>should only be 2hrs, stay there all day
>old boomers office heads in "meeting" all day in conference room to discuss plans
>finally finish last person, tell office manager bye, this is the last she'll see of me for a bit and to stay safe
>lady says "well I'll be in tomorrow", we're going to rotate in
>want to say "you're an old bitch and the virus will kill you, enjoy", just sad "ok, bye"
I work for a company they hire to do IT, not for her so she can't tell me to risk my life because she needs batteries for her wireless mouse. if the boomer leadership wants to keep up appearances by coming into the office they can go right ahead.

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Do you think if Ale was kidnapped his parents would pay the ransom?

New England schizo on suicide watch

t. Zhang

>play siege
>team sucks(two of them get 0 kills)
>lose warmup game and derank
Great way to start the day.

>jason once again making excuses for being shit

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I wish I had ways to meet people in prison

no, I'm just relaxing.

No, they don't even like him

what are some hobbies you're into? I bet you could find a group for one of your interests

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You just suck bro

Your thoughts on this?

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you can do drugs
thats an easy way for meeting people

Yeah, I suck because my team doesn't make calls, doesn't listen to calls, and can't get kills equal to mine between FOUR of them.

feeling a hefty poo a'brewin

would try

you should play a nice, peaceful, map painting simulator.

can confirm that it's NOT

So... They say now Justin Truduouapeuijhl's wife transmited the Corona to Idris Elba.

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i'm having one right now. wouldn't have though coke-creamsicle would be a good pairing but here we are

>yeah, I suck because my team doesn't make calls, doesn't listen to calls, and can't get kills equal to mine between FOUR of them

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I kinda like nature and animals I guess. Issue is there's no community here, and I have no way around. I'll probably just need to go find a deal on a bike once the virus shit blows over

really? lul those trudeau women just can't stop slutting it up!

watching sissy hypno and black
trump will win
maga

Can we have a nice, peaceful, map painting simulator /cum/ meetup now that everyone’s in quarantine

i can confirm that it is
once you bring out the weed the weedheads start hanging out with you and inviting you to hangout

>tfw two intellijint to play Grand strategy games

>join another game
>nobody on the team speaks
It is 2020, why don't these people have and use microphones when playing online team based video games?

no because I'll flip the board if i lose

Would you let Idris Elba to pozz you with the coronavirus?

lol

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i'd be down for eu4
played that and ck2 with another canuck, but was really bad at it.

>another canuck
Nah it’s just me again

at least exchange contact info so y’all can talk

I just want to play a game with at least 4 people, whichever one it ends up being.

would if i could

>Yeah, I suck because my team doesn't make calls, doesn't listen to calls, and can't get kills equal to mine between FOUR of them.

why are democraps so stupid? they'd be committing political suicide if they poison pill a bill like this.

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t. Ling Ping

/cum/dumpsters can be pretty flaky, probably pretty hard to get 4. I've got a bud who might be down tho

just lost about 2 lbs after visiting the ol toilet

Pick a chan girl

protip: there is only one correct answer

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Dog is feeling better it seems. She’s climbing up and down the stairs again and has been taking a couple walks a day.

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Rose, obviously

They all look like ugly trannies

>pick
>it's made for rolling
stupid apple simp

lick peen

Kennedi is the cutest

>no boxxy
Shit list, i bow only to the queen.

rollin

top 3: katya, anzu, miru

r***ing is a bannable offense outside of b

rolling for andy's logs

haha woah, this the new one?

WTF forgot it was St. Patrick's day

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>quarantine
>have an interview for a job tomorrow

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Crispy

Good luck bud

end it with a cough

Bros.......

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>asian

hard pass

>get a team with mics
>it is all children and black people

*unsubscribes*

Low t

>starts a match
>immediately complains he cant be carried by his teammates

classic jasonpost

thick white bitches ONLY

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i want the money but at the same time i dont wanna get corona

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T WANT A COMPETENT TEAM IN A TEAM GAME

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Just landed from Bombay.

>Low t

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average sized tits with athletic body>petite>thick>>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>>>BBW