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yes, but is this generally a good idea? I just arrived here (from Greece)

fuck off back to niggerland you fucking wog

chaps
chapettes

Am I a complete retard for thinking someone looks completely different without glasses?
An arab flatmate of mine said Hello to me today at uni and I didn't recognise him at all
Hope he didn't think I was a bloody racist

I mean look at Harry Hill - there's no way I'd recognise this man on the street in a million years.

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I mean, that's a lot to pay for an apartment regardless of your income...

haha

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pay debnts

my dog had this problem too

didnt happen

love typing on a keyboard lads. especially with different fingers. hnnnnnnnng

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there wouldn't have to be toilet paper shortages if people just reused them

unironically developing a cough in the past couple of days lads. going to have to play it really safe here. hoping it's just a normal chest infection or something.

why do you think that is?

I am tired of sharing things with others, I just want to have my own place. I might be able to find something for 1200

I can't go back to Greece now, anyone who enters from the UK is quarantined for 14 days

I don't owe anything to anyone....

“[Mitigation] could reduce peak healthcare demand by two thirds and deaths by half. However, the resulting epidemic would still likely result in 260,000 deaths and therefore overwhelm the health system,” the report says.

The new strategy is described as “suppression”. It entails near identical measures – those outlined by the prime minister yesterday – but maintains them to hold back the virus. “The major challenge of suppression is that [it]... will need to be maintained until a vaccine becomes available (potentially 18 months or more)”, the report says.

Prof Ghani said: "The new strategy is to try and reduce transmission as intensively as we can now that the epidemic is starting to take off.

"If we can do that, we are likely to remain at a level where our health service can cope and we should not exceed in particular the ICU capacity that is available."

Israel will fall

me when playing engie in team fortress 2

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usury

reckon the DoD is after
>highly contagious
>extremely lethal
>have a closely guarded vaccine
SARS qualifies as easily communicable
Ebola highly lethal
next up
SARSBola innit

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*HACK* *HACK* *COUGH*

What the FUCK did he mean by this?

they know the government is going to block rent like the rest of europe
australia is pushing it too

what's the deal with cunts spamming virus links in the comments(?) section?

GRAFFITI ON THE WALL IT SAYS WE'RE MAGIC, WE'RE MAGIC
GRAFFITI ON THE WALL
GRAFFITI ON THE WALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AND IT SAYS OO AH UP THE RA
OO AH UP THE RA
OO AH UP THE RA
SAY OO AH UP THE RA

no shame

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He's shutting down the CIA.

does he thin not having at one point in time makes him immune every other time

please be fake

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I have seen other variations of this same joke on twitter

Corona is way more deadly than you realize. An illness that is massacring old people at such a rate obviously isn't harmless to younger people. No illness is like that. Some of you need to apply more common sense.

DOWN IN THE JUNGLE DEEP
THATS WHERE THE LION SLEEPS
FOR THOSE EVEIL EYES THEY HAVE NO PLACE IN PARADISE

Vile

One week after Italy's national lockdown (8 days after the north), Italy has three days with same number of new cases. This means 5 days after lockdown cases leveled off, consistent with typical incubation period of 3-5 days. This is good news.

For me, it's Olympic View Golf Course, Victoria, BC.

she was referencing our large jamaican population

Feel sorry for you lot in poorthern ireland. It's the grimmest part of the uk by far.

wish we were really heading for post apocalypse so hanging landlords would be legal :p

The government should requisition factories and buildings to make medical equipment and house patients. Get the unemployed to build beds, masks etc and bus in construction workers to make emergency hospitals like the PRC.

But we live under a capitalist dictatorship so that will not happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=liiVX55tJ7E
showed up in my recs

wouldn't live anywhere else on the planet tbqh lad. fucking love it here.

shan't be doing that THANK you very much
>tfw lease says i can only be charged extra if my rent is more than 21 days late

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Move to Leeds and rent a 6 bedroom house for 1500.

Earlier today, I was contacted by a government scientist who offered to tell me the TRUTH about what the coronavirus REALLY is.

When I went to meet him, he was DEAD.

Shot twice in the head, government style.

Be careful out there.

Just saw one, landlord sold house today, trying to put them out in their arse on 17th April

youtube.com/watch?v=3Pt0V6K7WpM

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What's in the mug

I thought we voted brexit

Reckon jingles in adverts should be banned, suck of getting them stuck in my head.

shall allow the students that live in the houses i own to live there without paying rent until this corona business is done with. shan't be an evil man. shall instead be righteous.

Uganda be kidding me

I have a PhD and will be working for Amazon...

Brexit is working well for you, since you get to accept the best of the best :-)

It's over! We did it Reddit!

Would be based if multiple industries were nationalised after this

why is great music always being posted in /brit/

really need to create a /brit/-playlist on spotify soon

irish coffee

Only Oriental countries I don't hate are Mongolia and Vietnam. No, I'm not racist.

exhort them for sex

will deffo buy a pint for the lads who get the vaccine sorted

They've got loans you mong.

Coronavirus is coming lads

Get ready

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fucking hang them all
every single landlord in the country lined up on the pitch in wembley stadium televised live on bbc1

Can't believe we have less hospital beds than Italy
It really is over isn't it

The courts are all closed anyway so they cant evict you

how do conspiracymongs cope with that fact there are like 5 vaccines in the works not from israel

youtube.com/watch?v=y-vIIC6iStU
need a girl who wants an arty boy

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cheers mate, we're at table 23 in the Montagu Pyke
Dark Fruits for me thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=e1s1xDO9ErY

The incel pandemic is getting really serious lads.

youtu.be/wwZbonjAlPc

Choooooon

dont care. i remember being a student renting for the first time and know i would hate hate hate being evicted because of a pandemic. shall treat them like humans instead.

You can't build hospitals with money you don't have. It'd make more sense to erect tents and install heating units in them

Government style would be a car crash or similar "accident"

country has been in the shitter since they cancelled deal or no deal if you ask me

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on the train lads

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it's fake though

Don't listen to him sir. You have an enchanting musk.

based land man

They can pay though, they don't have jobs they have a loan in the bank.

I cry all the time now lads I’m so scared

what did i just tell you? i will NOT force students to use their loan to pay me during a pandemic.

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