/brit/

its /brit/

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I haven't felt any of the effects yet tbf

true

All women are rancid trollops who must be culled by corona

based

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got a raised temperature lads

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hope the government gives me free money
i'm toilless and don't expect much hiring to occur in the next few months

safe as a painting on a hinge, cobber
*does a little backstreet boys dance in my hazmat suit*

Launching now, effective as of this new

Shan’t be participating in a brit thread started by a yank

immediately at odds with every woman I meet
this is a personal decision

Lmao imagine taking financial advance from /brit/. Boeing made and sold a shit heap of a jet that had structural engineering problems so why invest in them

>tfw herd immunity will usher in a new era of swedish-british-dutch co-existence

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all

Things will never be the same

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virus not a vime
absolutely fucking classic stuff
tears in my eyes

taking coke and xanax at once wasnt very good

femcel user seeking british chad
absolutely NO sub-6ft freaks
must have blue eyes
must earn £100k MINIMUM

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Incorrect. Do some research before spouting this shite.

He literally came out as gay during the gay referendum to bolster its support. Shut your fucking trap.

>murdering unborn Irish children is irrelevant
Unironic virgin freak.

This one was first anyway

considering getting this framed when i move out and putting it on my mantelpiece along with some other legendary /brit/ photos

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ACHOO

lool

When the FUCK do we start looting? Need to rob a laptop

why's he crying?

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start lifting ASAP, utterly grim body that

Cause they’ll learn their lesson and be more careful in the future x

lmao

Too many redpills

stock all the cans you want you little bugs
your frail wrists won’t protect them when myself and 6 other hardmen kick your door in

*has a coughing fit*

Australia’s closed

img_1142 is probably the only /brit/ photo you could get away with having in your living room

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What was the deal with the blue boards not working yesterday?

Lads how do I become a gorillionaire in the stock ma- *COUGH* *COUGH* BLAAAAAGGGHHH

looooool

*logging onto /brit/*
*to the tune of the backstreet boys*
oh my god we're back againnn

the irish are getting cocky now it's their one day of the year to be relevant

what's the point of this particular drawing?

I wanna have a framed version of this on my wall

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thoughts

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his sister rejected his incestuous advances

>In 2010, six years before Ireland voted to legalise gay marriage by popular vote, Varadkar expressed his disquiet with the 2009 Civil Partnerships Bill. In a speech that could have been written by any of our more notorious social conservatives, he said: "Two men cannot have a child, two women cannot have a child… That is a fact, nobody can deny otherwise. Every child has a right to a mother and father, and as much as possible, the State should try and vindicate that right, and that the right of a child to have a mother and father is much more important than the right of two men, or two women, to have a family."

NOW THE DAY BLEEDS
INTO NIGHTFALL
AND YOU'RE NOT HERE
TO GET ME THROUGH IT ALL

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imagine not taking financial advice from me, goldlad, when it's so easy to make money right now.

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alright mate how do i do it

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Where as Britain hasnt been relevant since 7th November 1956

he just draws random things

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gold DUMPED too you FREAK!

Lad help how do I go about such things

how do i mek monee

*spits in your face*

it's almost like he was a faggot in the closet who changed his tune once he saw that he could actually get away with being a faggot after political correctness became the "in" thing. shut your fucking trap, you gay faggot.

>ywn be a boomer and spend your life toiling with as few days off as possible due to some sense of 'work ethic'
>ywn put your money in stocks and shares with the hopes of retiring to spain and blowing any money you saved up rather than leaving it to your kids
>ywn see your assets shrink to nothing as the economy tanks
>ywn contract corona and be unable to fight it due to owning a body weakened by a life of toil
>ywn die on the cusp of living out your hedonistic dream-life and instead be forced to leave your assets to your children
this virus is god's plague on the boomers

retards

Was joking mate
Was a little joke

Should I buy £1600 worth of silver right now?

Can't remember the last time I walked into a fast food place.

Can never get over that guy in the middle, looks like a child's drawing of a fat man

you wish that were true paddy, but while we're no superpower, you're nobody

Real death rate is something like 20% and it doesn’t only hit boomers and even if you live through it it fucks up your bollocks, kidneys, and lungs for life

thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30195-X/fulltext

For me it was yesterday morning

might start going to the restaurant near toil every lunch
if i'm the only person in there, it's the safest place i can go

LOOOL WHATS THE POINT OF THIS ONE

>5'8
IT'S OVER

>Buying gold assets you don't physically own

Ah yes, a wonderful idea

you know what shorting is, don't you lad?

short SPY after every fake pump and take the profit whenever you think it won't drop any further.

no. we're going to be sliding for a while yet. we haven't hit the bottom.

Literally exactly what I said you absolute mongoloid

Retard

who cares about dying, gonna happen sooner or later. just take some psychedelics and come to terms with what you really are.

no it isn't
no it doesn't
no it won't
stop posting bollocks

>americans aren’t white!

a gay faggot in the closet isn't right-wing. it's left-wing, waiting for its chance.

taken psychedelics over 45 times and now i'm mental

Always drive thru for me. Every time I look inside they are filled with fat Mexicans and their fat offspring.

We run America with an iron fist you specky little gimp

Thanks reassurance lad

>short SPY after every fake pump and take the profit whenever you think it won't drop any further.
literally dont understand a letter of this

> thus the denominator of the mortality rate should be the total number of patients infected at the same time as those who died.
justify this
makes no sense
>"hurr the mortality rate is really high if you completely redefine what everyone understands the mortality rate to be and instead measure a completely different statistic"

what is the best form in which to buy gold

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they estimate that the chinese testing kits give a 47% false positive rates lmao the deathrate is so muhc higher theres just loads of mild/asymptomatic cases that are false positive

Roaring nigger from my balcony at the town darky as he walks past

imagine not being a Marxist Leninist

Rate my beef satay with noodles

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FFS get whoever looks after you to take your headstick off you until this over you dribbling fucktard.

then you must be the most disgusting people on earth

Can't tell if I'm just developing a cold or if I have the 'rona

take your money out of the banks right now if you don't want to lose it all

Think this is actually really bad but we've been so saturated by sensationalist news for so long I can't process it

Is the lancet, literally the world's premier medical journal, not good enough for you?

Get your head out of the sand this is an extinction level event we are facing

when the stocks that go by the ticker name "SPY" increase in value "randomly" (normally from the yanks doing some market fuckery), hit the big "sell" button on your CFD trading app. when the number goes back down, close the position. keep the difference.

right now? don't buy gold.

aye

Just fucking hit me with the corona already

CFD trading app got it cheers

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if you don't get a fever then it's not corona

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Are the Welsh considered to be Celts? Like the Scots and Irish.

>IMG_1142
what a fantastic piece of /brit/ history that is

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chortled at this

Which app do you use? I need one with low commission that I can fuck around with fairly small bets of 50-100 quid

Who will play coronavirus in the inevitable biopic?

>47%
Why that many?

nah
stop fearmongering
get a life

how do you know if you have a fever. what does it feel like

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it was never on

feels quite febrile

Makes complete sense

Makes zero sense to put a case that was confirmed today into the denominator when we don’t know what the outcome of that case will be

You can only count cases that have resolved

Why not now, didn't the price fall with everything else?
But in general, what form is it best to have it in

they believe those in close contact with actual coronavirus patients give massively increased numbers of false positives while never actually being infected

I to this day still don’t know it’s original, original posting context

so for all you doomers claiming this is the send of civilisation. what the fuck are you gonna do about it other than cry online?

>In August 2014 and during the 2014 Israel–Gaza conflict, The Lancet published an "Open letter for the people of Gaza" in their correspondence section.[33] As reported in The Daily Telegraph, the letter "condemned Israel in the strongest possible terms, but strikingly made no mention of Hamas' atrocities."[34] The authors of the letter include doctors who "are apparently sympathetic to the views of David Duke, a white supremacist and former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard."[35] One of the doctors responded by saying: "I legitimately use my right of freedom of opinion and do not agree or value the politics of the government of Israel, nor of many others, including Jews in and out of Israel." A second one responded with: "I didn't know who David Duke was, or that he was connected to the Ku Klux Klan. I am concerned that if there is any truth in the video, that Jews control the media, politics and banking, what on earth is going on? I was worried."
based The Lancet

the truest celts

How long does it take from cold symptoms to fever?

how old are you mate ffs

Am thoroughly enjoying these drawings

Your work?

Weekend was depressing bros

>bumped into girl I'd not seen in 3 yrs who liked me but then hated me because I kissed her when i had a gf at the time. Reckon she couldve been the one
>saw girl I banged a couple months back who then ghosted me. Still not over her and pretended not to see her
>one outrageously fit girl was eying me up in the smoking area but my brother wanted to leave so ended up leaving 2 mins after I clocked her

don't short anything until you understand a lot more about stocks

>you know what shorting is, don't you lad?
Don't believe you

ah

32

it's good if you need a lot of personal space because you can just splutter a little bit and people will clear away from you

Trading 212 has no commissions. They take 5% of the exchange rate on each trade, I believe, to make their money. They automatically close positions if your account's value drops too low though. Protects you from going into debt, but can also burn you if you would've made profit long-term by just holding onto the worthless stocks until they regained value.

It's going to keep falling for a while. tbqh mate, I don't really know what to buy gold in if you want to own the gold. I was just fucking with the commodity on the stock market. Just taking profits when the number went up or down.

3 to 4 days usually

Continue to spread the word until someone important and powerful who cares about us listens

there's a huge amount of undiagnosed cases which are recoveries whereas almost every death is a diagnosed case

Had a post in the works and forgot it bugger blooming arse

jfc

32? are you taking the piss? how do you not know by then what a fever feels like

Got a source for this?

>the americans are getting a free UBI
>from the Republicans of all people
what the frick

*gives a knowing wink to the lads who get it*

havent been ill since i was kid

Trip on 190

Did the bumping into go pleasantly

not everyone has had the fever lad

then you won't get ill this time either

aussie posted his folder of holiday pics which (maybe) accidentally showed one of the thumbnails with (assumedly) his own face in called

Looks alri but satay comes on skewers lad

this will win trump 2020

ok
i NEED to know who this is
right now