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>£330 billion

How much is that in real money.

too much oestrogen

only freaks do this

Italy is a shithole full of smokers and old people.

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about tree fiddy

starting to feel bad for old people, unironically

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ah! i am italian! habla digga bucci! dadagglia mi finaglio dennatucca! a mama mia!

How do I get free gibs during corona? I'm unemployed and jealous of all the wagies who now get to live the same life as me, but get paid for it

€3 and a snicker bar

OI BLAD U DOWN WIV YOOF CULCHA?
*turns on skepta*
THIS AN AUTHENTIC STONEY REPLICA BLAD ONLY TRUE ROADMEN KNOW YEA?
*sells fake watches*
THE MANDEM HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN GRENFELL TREEZA

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Why would you feel bad for rentberg

I'll take that snicker bar, thank you.

Thank you.

Thought Muslims weren't supposed to get tattoos

screeching

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HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE

SURELY the govt has to increase statutory sick pay?

my pc is a black box with no gaudy lights

only have my gran left me, she lives in a cottage in the countryside so can easily self isolate at least

literally me on the right

A mealy mouthed chart

i find it mad that Africa just lives with deadlier infectious diseases like yellow fever and malaria, which strike all the time - and yet they still get their post delivered, they still all go to work adn school.

how does that work?

5 NBA (Your EPL but basketball) have tested positive for Coronavirus and have absolutely 0 symptoms.

This virus is so weak that we've probably all had without knowing. Going to utterly destroy the global economy for this nothing.

Post BBC

cant WAIT for all my old fucks to fucking DIE and give me all their STUFF hahahahahahhahaa

China has come out of this crisis stronger than ever. Italy, Great Britain, America, Spain and France all show the inadequacy of capitalism.

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what will be your job in the new society ?

2day has been one of my worst days in terms of mental health and now i’m just scared for how it’s probably gonna get a lot worse in the foreseeable future, rlly would like a hug :(

Im coughing and sneezing lads it's over for me

Why doesn't Boris ever brush his hair

>what will be your job in the new society ?

I'll be the fluffer girl for twink porn.

competitive gamer

Find the concept of epidemics fascinating. They really highlight the nature of humans. Most of these are consequences of human migration. The most famous being what happened to Native Americans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics

A lot of 19th century epidemics, caused by railroads and colonization

if the businesses get the money and then we get to keep our jobs how is it not going to the working man?

Judging by when my housemate caught it I’ve probably had it since Friday-Saturday, when will I start getting some symptoms?
Still feel absolutely fine

Ah yes the fat jorts wearing yank comparing himself to NBA players

wanking champion

executioner

imagine if this was our life from now on. there will never be atime after the virus. the virus is basically timefall we just have to live around it

It's really not as bad as the media makes it seem mate. A lot of it doom-mongering to make you panic, panic-buy, stay indoors and worship the government. If you aren't very old or ill you will almost certainly be OK. The media said swine flu would kill 65000 in Britain and it killed only 457.

*hugs you*

because the moneys not going slap BANG in our fucking accounts is it you ten pence toilberg dildo

Under my thumb the boy who once had me down
Under my thumb the boy who once pushed me around

It's down to me
The difference in the clothes he wears
Down to me, the change has come
He's under my thumb

Got a R0 of 2-3 days

runt wangler

Plays into the harmless idiot image

>The media said swine flu would kill 65000 in Britain and it killed only 457.

Better luck next time, swine flu!

going to pick up litter

fuck them. they were literally going to be an unmanageable burden to begin with
its the kids I feel bad for, who will have to somehow eke out a new functioning reality after all this

it can take up to two weeks but you might not get any symptoms at all

It’s his gimmick

Africa is a giant. It's also the most diverse land mass on Earth in terms of biology. The largest and smallest killers living side by side.

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i'd rather just get it at this point then cheeky cide if it made my life hell with after effects

Back lads what’ve I missed

Cause he's rock and roll, cool and a sex icon

>not having some cheeky led on your ram so you can see if your computer is in standby or shit up along with making sure some cheeky gypsies didn't steal any ram while you were in work.

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Yellow fever virus is estimated to cause 200,000 cases of disease and 30,000 deaths each year, with 90% occurring in Africa

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Bounty hunter

>AAAAAAAAHHH GOVERNMENT PLEAAAAASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

what a sad country who can't do anything without daddy state

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countries didn't completely shut down for swine flu though
they obviously know something that they're not telling the population because it would lead to mass panic and rioting

So if I have got it I should start getting something by tomorrow?
Would be surprised if I haven’t, been in the house with her since she caught it and she never washes her fucking hands or anything

Australia not mentioned not interested

>Peter Whittingham is dead
fuck's sake
truly the worst timeline

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we are literally living in a science fiction story. god tier timeline

mad how such a large landmass is all one country

By being the worst part of the world with the the lowest civilisational attainment.

>INB4MUHNORTHAPHRIKA

It's not rentberg, it's proper old people like 75+.

They've got not hope in the shops with the shelves stripped bare by fat 40-50 year olds by the time they get to the aisles all the toilet roll is gone, all the tinned food is gone.

Then these people have to isolate themselves for literally potentially 12 weeks or more, just sitting alone in their homes. A lot of these people have no one and live for their clubs and social gatherings. Many of them have no internet and will struggle to entertain themselves at home.

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bet you felt like a movie supervillain thinking that out in your head

Where is the logic here

Something completely unrelated wasnt as bad as feared?

bureaucrat of the Yang-Sanders Socialist Syndicate

but i don't want it slap bang in my bank account, i want to keep my job

If it helps that’s more or less the reaction the world over

20,000 dead is the happy low end that they're aiming for.

quiet, gimp.

already it is being used to induce panic and fear

ooooo soz ARD

of what

Foot solider, will be sent to my death in the thousands by the local warlords.

why doesn't the government introduce them to Yas Forums??

Our supermarkets have a dedicated elderly shopping hour at the moment

But don’t feel bad mate, the elderly just stay at home watching the telly all day anyway sure they’ll be fine

if everyone's mother and father carked it in this thread britain would be a better place, we'd all be better

>something they are not telling the population
But they literally are. They are telling you to watch out, stay safe, stay away from huge crowds, etc

I swear you conspriacy theorist are retarded. do you think it was actually aliens and they aren't telling us?

Yeah pretty much. Zoomer doomers like you probably can't remember how much there was about swine flu in early 2009.

This

Hard to swallow pill but boomercide is the only path to global prosperity

In Soviet Russia, coronavirus catches you!

maybe its because they're living with like a permanent coronavirus all the time.

my local dojos closed because of corona

Yeah I get you mate, I’m kinda hoping a lot of these people who look like they are panic buying are out getting stuff for old relatives as well.

Isn’t it because it’s more contagious than swine flu ie the health system could get overwhelmed quicker?

tard wrangler

Good they're all scum, stripe mined the country the turn round and scorn people that cant afford homes that are 10x their annual salary whentl they bought for a pittance and are millionaires because of it

no one remembers the swine flu because it wasn't reported like this is being reported

red LEDs make your games run faster, blue LEDs keep your pc cool, pastel pink and blue LEDs make you a programmer
everybody over on knows this

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You can volunteer for the campaign to end loneliness
campaigntoendloneliness.org/

Is herd immunity gonna work britfrens?

but they're not saying anything about what the virus does to your body in the long term
it could be similar to HIV and stay in your body forever weakening your immune system

"Across the country, 13 out of 34 provinces have cleared their remaining cases, and approximately 69,000 of 81,000 confirmed cases have been discharged.

China reported only one new domestic coronavirus case on Monday."

based

oh job job job heres a job for you a sloppy fucking blowjob from toilberg in an ideal world where the worker gets his due

trust the plan

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I'm probably older than you, and the people in charge now are different than the people in charge then so it's not relevant but keep burying your head in the sand

and if you believe this then you're a retard

It’s not based if they started it lad

>chinese numbers
also do they still have half of their population welded into their apartments

That's because knows the exact longterm consequences yet...hence why they are saying to be cautious, etc.

Odds are it is something like a chronic illness based on everything coming to light. People testing negative, then positive again; damaged lungs,etc

Literally who

Think the GF is cheating on me lads. Found the picture of us on her side of the bed in the living room. After that I marked the position in pencil of the ones on my side of the bed. She's been working from home recently and these have moved.

Unfortunately she did this when she cheated on her ex to get with me

How fucked am I?

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china deserves at least four nuclear bombs dropping on it for corona

cant believe people willingly do what the rich man in the suit on the telly says
not only that but they BEG him to impose restrictions on them

...

Daily reminder that China murdered the doctors wo tried to warn everyone about the virus and set back the response by about 2 months, allowing it to spread worldwide.

Fuck China.

As I said yesterday. I've run in 3 marathons in the past year and am going to be in a triathlon this summer.

By far the lowest bf% in this entire thread

That's not what R0 means you silly salmon. R0 is the number of additional people that each case will infect (e.g. if R0 = 1, each person with the virus will infect one other person)

>italy daily death figures close to our daily new case count

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Not looking good mate

>COVID-1, no long term effect
>MERS, no long term effect
>COVID-19 (2) - ???

Moneys on no long term effect deee laaaads

>....There are many possible reasons why Jews were accused to be the cause for the plague. Accusations spread that Jews had caused the disease by deliberately poisoning wells.[2][3] This is likely because they were affected less than other people,[4][5] since many Jews chose not to use the common wells of towns and cities[1] and because Jews confessed to poisoning wells under torture.[1]

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millions die in the UK every day from illness anyway

What's the issue with making everybody stay home once the last carriers are cured or dead in a few weeks itll be gone completely domestically

>Unfortunately she did this when she cheated on her ex to get with me
errr ladddddddd

>Unfortunately she did this when she cheated on her ex to get with me

I have neither sympathy nor respect for you

Would have said you're overreacting until the cheating on her ex thing, the only time I've ever been cheated on was when I was with a girl who cheated on her ex with me. Bad idea all around. Still it's probably nothing but break up with her anyway for being a fucking whore.

Only long term effect I’m thinking about right this second is how long the pubs will close for

if she cheated to be with you she'll cheat on you

Why get involved with a dirty little cheating sket mate?

>COVID
>SARS
>The Black Death

Glass China

the true redpill is that Jews did encourage the plague and also engaged in blood rituals involving kidnapped Christian children
academia tries to pass this all off as antisemitism and ignorance

Medieval peasants were kind of retarded.

News at 11

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every country with nuclear weapons should be allowed to drop one on china to make it fair for what they have done to the world with their horrid eating habits

Imagine dating a bucket fanny cheating little slag?

The arabs had a good idea when they poured gasoline on adulterers and lit them on fire

>cool. what now?
>lets all go back to work
and the virus was never heard from again. the end.

I don't get it. Are you saying she's shagging someone on your bed and moving the pictures out of guilt?

...

This is one of the cringiest things I’ve seen of recent

The yanks are actually giving everyone 1000 bucks

how's new jersey?

nothing wrong with a little cosy larping

computer chair sitter

trump securing that 2020 w

Kek

Take them off the bedside table before shagging you massive sperg

In this case there absolutely is and you shouldn’t pretend there isn’t

feel like women only cheat to punish their partner because they're mad at them
like how cats piss all over your stuff if they're annoyed with you

Just looked up how much government gibs I'm entitled to, and it's a measly £75 per week. Fact that I've got ~£35k in savings is really letting me down desu.

Mental how no matter how hard chinks work they'll never be as powerful as a bunch of retarded shart-in-marts with a quarter of their population.

nah

Sipping on some Guinness. What are you nerds doing

wouldn't know, haven't been outside for a week now

But why wouldn't she place them face down instead of moving them all the way from upstairs to the living room. Isn't that way too obvious?

We did that in 2009 (saving our economy) but the Tories reckon it was overspending so they’ll have to be dragged by the bloody heels to do that here again x

wtf when

money will be worthless soon
invest all your money in gold

*pisses on your jacket*
heh nothin personnel kid

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a communist revolution? yeah thats going to happen

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Based mikey

Aus did the same thing in 2008.

i'd like 100 pounds x

me in the second panel

Alright fair enough
Entitled to your opinion of course

nah

they do it because they get bored, horny and are reptilian brained slags that deserve flailed

If toil decides that we should work from home you’ll all be seeing a lot more of me every day laderinos

did you know that Emmanuel is a biblical name not a Spanish one

Learn to read you absolute moron

2009
And I want it to happen again! So far this new stimulus package doesn’t benefit me (the Everyman)

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are those paid surveys multiple choice? that would be class.

Imagine believing anything you read on /brit/

what are you on about? i'm getting my $750 at the end of the month
you aren't a wagie, are you?

So are we toiling during the lockdown???

i tell my girlfriend the "only people who are 80+ are at risk, under 50s are sub 1% fatality rate" story to keep her from getting anxious about everything, but really I know things are much worse
Hope none of you lads buy into tales made to keep women and children calm

hate this chink flu, can't invite truckers to fill me with seed with everything on lockdown

women that cheat on their partners deserve to be executed

aha same x
well, yes

card carrying member of the red party

fuck off yank

washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/17/checks-virus/

i-it's true...lads what am i doing to do with 1000 whole dollars...

>I would like to go over with you a couple of ideas on the issue of homosexuality.
>Among the homosexuals there are those who take the view: what I do is nobody else’s business, it is a purely private matter. However, all things which happen in the sexual sphere are not the private affair of the individual, but impinge upon the life and death of the nation and mean world power or swissification. A people which has many children has the qualifications for world power and world domination. A people of good race which has too few children has a sure ticket for the grave, for insignificance in 50 to 100 years, for burial in two hundred and fifty years.

>I see in the whole movement an excessive masculinisation and in this excessive masculinisation the seedbed for homosexuality.

>I recognise furthermore a certain tendency in our ranks to exclude women from all events and celebrations. These same people complain then about the fact that women cling here and there to the church, or are not absolutely 100 percent won over. They however ought not to complain since they treat women as second class citizens and keep them from all our inner life. No one needs be surprised then if they are not fully won over for this inner life. We must be clear about that: the movement has lasting stability if it is supported by the woman, for men comprehend all things with the mind, while the woman comprehends all things with feeling.

Was he, dare I say it, based and redpilled?

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good lad
we're all here for a laugh and a think in the end

so all women then

brown hands but based

My job asked me to stay during lockdown, they can fuck off, fuck these old people, I hate being a nurse

Yeah working me

Not a good time to be a shagger
cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2018/09/experts-brace-more-super-resistant-gonorrhea

twitter.com/alshariraa/status/1240011406482833408

oh no no no no

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i say this like i haven't fucked two cheating sluts but yes