English has the best swear words. The swear words in other languages, like "puto" and "blyat" for example...

KURWA

spain is more first world than the US amigo

Nabijem te na kurac

Shut the fuck up, Cletus

>Fuck you asshole!!!

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>His curse words dont start and end with a consonant

Just realised how essential this is because of this post

Aussie here. Danish swear words are garbage. When I first moved here the only words I could understand was kids on the bus saying shit or fuck sporadically.
Hold nu kæft is a solid swear word which is basically shut up.
English has son of a motherless cunt.
That said, the Balkans have some solid swear words.

>the swear words I hear every day from my native language are more powerful than those from languages I barely use and know about.

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>I only speak one language
>coincidentally, I find the swear words in this language to sound the strongest

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German swears are good desu but yeah agreed
Blyet sounds like something a women would say

Pau no seu cu, zé ruela.

>Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

Shut up chink

Sounds like something you hear in chemistry class.

Lol i poop on your poopy deads, son of the big prostitute. suck chicken whore ladybug under-normal, gili-chicken.

Shit tier insults, man. Gilipolla makes me think of Parsley and Chicken

Agree with this, I remember learning one from german exchange which translated to 'victim', always thought that was particularly scathing

Also they need to be one syllable.

Chinguen a su reputísima madre pinches culeros infelices. Váyanse bien a la verga.
Me la pelas, pinche mamador chaquetero pendejo.

Futu-ți dumnezeii mătii de curvă proastă, în loc să înghită sămânța de bețiv a lui tactu ne-a blestemat cu hidroencefaloizi ca tine, ești cel mai bun exemplu de handicapat cu premiu de participare, ne împuți toate discuțiile, du-te pupă o pușcă cu fruntea subumanule.

PINSHI PINDEHO WEY, PINSHI PINDEHO!!!

>polla = female chicken

do sudacas really?

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Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère

>dick measuring contest about swear words
only 3 year olds use those.

significa "que te la ponga en la concha"

Did you name the bird that because of how much dick you love to eat?

italian have bestemmie and it's something anglophones will never understand

Of course you would say that, you're a monolingual anglo who has no familiarity with other languages and contexts, so you become biased lol

sudaca panchito pancho tiraflechas vuelve a la jungla que tienes que cazar algo para darle de comer a tu familia muerta de hambre

It's all in the delivery.
Äckliga jävla blandraser kommer aldrig förstå det.

blasfemias? blasphemes? what do you mean

La polla se llama polla porqué está encima de los huevos.

it's basically a mix of insults towards god, virgin mary, the saints etc. that range from teasing to all out send me to hell blasphemy

This. 'Me cago en la ostia' comes to mind.

Still gay

you like to shit on mollusks huh

Hellre bög än dansk favä

>English
>best swear words

*laughs in Serbo-Bosnian-Croatian*

Jebo ti bog mater (God fucks your mother)

Jebem ti boga (I fuck your god)

Jebo te on a ti njega (He fucks you and you fuck him)

Da bogda se usro (let it be the will of god that you shit yourself) - This is usually said when someone farts

Jebo ti pas mater (Dog fucks your mother) - Oddly enough this is usually not a very bad curse word, it's used by people who don't want to curse.

Jebo ti sve po spisku (Fuck everything on your list), this usually refers to all relatives

Da bogda ti otac kopo mezar (Let it be the will of god that your father digs your grave)

Jebem ti Kristovo raspeće (I fuck the Crucifixion of Jesus)

Jebem ti pitu od Kur'anovih listova (I fuck the pie of Qur'an pages)

Jebo te onaj ko te napravijo (Let the one who made you fuck you, i.e. your dad)

Mars u pičku materinu (Go (rude) inside your mothers pussy)

Mater te u ćevapu prepoznala (May your mum recognize you in kebab meat)

Jebem te u usta (I fuck you in your mouth)

Jebo ti otac mater (Your dad fucks your mother)

Ko te šiša (who cuts your hair), may not seem as an insult but it basically is like saying, no one cares about your opinion

Ne Seri (Don't shit), it is used when someone is talking bullshit

Da bogda se ucrvo (let it be the will of god that you become infested with maggots)

Pička ti materina (Your mothers cunt), It is used to imply someone is being cheeky

Jebo te otac mrtvi/krvavi (Your dead/bloody father fucks you)

Jebem ti mater u po groba (I fuck your mother in the middle of her grave)

Jebem te gluha (I fuck you you deaf), this is used if someone doesn't hear you calling them or saying something

Jebo ti mater svoju u po oka (Go fuck your mother in the center of her eye)

Kozo, Konju, Kobilo, Cuko, Kujo, Majmune (These are the basic animal insults - Goat, Horse, Mare, Dog, Bitch, Monkey)

cringe

Gämmsenwemser

I'm a fan of kanker, I can understand why the Dutch use it all the time

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Is there anything more pathetic than EOPs bragging about English?

>your dad fucks your mother
? ...yes?

>He fucks you and you fuck him
Yes, I'm vers.

nah, all English swear words sound weak and oddly funny

he's talking about the sound of the words. can't sound good as a curse if it's multisyllable and ends in a vowel, too feminine and can't be said suddenly in one block with the needed sharpness.

Inglês é língua de viado. Por que você acha que imageboards em inglês são cheios de sexo gay?

give us proper finn cursing i know its based as fuck

German has the most effective swear words, since we barely swear it doesn't let them lose their strenght.

In english on the other hand, swear words became meaningless through massive overuse.

You mean "Opfer"?

Also, we have
>Hurensohn (Son of a whore, probably the most mean one if used in all honesty)
>Wichser (Basically a coomer, the verb wichsen means to fap, can also be pretty hefty)
>Spasti (Retard, spastic)
>Missgeburt (Miscarriage)
>Lappen (A lappen is just a rag, but it's also used to a pathetic person in general)
>Pisser (literally: someone who pisses, usually used with "Kleiner" [little, small] in order to describe the target person as some kind of pathetic fool)
>Hackfresse (I'm not even sure, but I think Hack comes from Hackfleisch which is mincemeat and Fresse is a rude version of mouth, face. Similar to shitface, I guess)

...Among others

exhibit A

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VERFICKTE DRECKS KACK SCHEISSE VERDAMMTER HURENSOHN AAAAAAAAAA

Finland always win the cursing competition.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2L-j2K3w0i8

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