HERD IMMUNITY GANG THREAD

We don't want you fat nignogs here, thank you very much.

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>Even Merkel said that 60-70% of the people will get infected

Yes, surprised she didn't get shit for it. For the first time in his life Boris seems to be deferring to experts and acting responsibly and honestly and the press (especially foreign media) seems to be launching so much shit at our government.

He basically said the same thing that Merkel did. But oh "look how responsible she is" whereas Boris is branded as "Britain Trump"

Yes. It was in the papers today. Researchers confirmed it cannot reinfect.

i am CHI

>paki lover opinion

Disgarded

grim

He's only doing that to hurt your healthcare system.

Sorry, you protect your weak and elderly, it's not within the spirit of #herdlife

Germany, the Netherlands, Denmark and the UK all have the same strategy desu.

>Researchers confirmed it cannot reinfect
Link?

Quarantinefags seethe and are gonna keep seething as we ascend into übermensch

so it's like the chicken pox that can only infect you once? I thought China had cases of recovered people who got infected again

Just as bad.
Stay away.

The world will literally be ours for the taking

We will be herd immune while they're all bolted shut in their homes

Enjoy your travel bans lol

Well, there is one big difference (from what I get) the UK does not care at all but lets the virus just do its thing while we at least try to slow it down enough to not run into problems like Italy (to little beds/respirator in hospitals etc.)

Nah, they found out the Chinese are just retards and were identifying flu sufferers as having the coronavirus.

Dutch government acted too late and completely failed
>you know what, let's just say we intended this herd immunity thing all along

Wahey!

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Britain will emerge with a lower average age, less homeless and more young people ready to produce more wealth for the ruling class.

It's a win-win!

It obeys the will of the Herd

We're gonna visit as soon as you open your borders and infect you.

No, we care as well. The government has taken a lot of measures and the Chancellor today issued huge funding help as well.

We just plan to time our full lockdown at our peak (estimated in 10 weeks) for full effectiveness. So have schools etc. open right now

Our elderly are already under self-isolation

Hope Trump throws you in prison for bioterrorism.

will this 300 years old hag die already?

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Only reason I would ever go to the US is to infect people with corona lol

Reminder HERD IMMUNITY GANG will skip the far worse second and third waves

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Nah, they moved her to Windsor Castle and have set up a quarantine around her and Philip.

forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2020/03/15/can-you-get-infected-by-coronavirus-twice-how-does-covid-19-immunity-work/
If it was that simple...

The UK doesn't prohibit public events, unlike Germany. Everything is closed here except for supermarkets, pharmacies and a few other absolutely necessary places.

yeah, the only two of the whole country that never left the room

We banned events above 500 people.

Things haven't banned by the government but companies are doing it themselves, all football has been cancelled, for example. Not total lockdown but it's more of a case of expecting people to be sensible

unsure. they're suiciding for testing for us
say thanks to uk, world

thank God, virus doesnt spread if there arent at least 501 people in the room
nice move

no specific virus can reinfect you once your immune system develops an, well, immunity to it.
Trouble is we really don't know much about it, specifically, we don't know how often it mutates.
That's why you can get the flu again and again, it's not that your body "forgets" how to deal with the flu, but it keeps mutating, you're essentially dealing with a new flu every winter.
AFAIK there's already at least one newer strain of corona since it began, for all we know this fucker can mutate once a year.
And even if you're not part of the "risk groups", it's an absolute ass of a disease to suffer from and you CAN infect those that are in risk groups.

Coincidence? I think not.

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Italy's problem is you are all old fucks. 90% of deaths in Italy are over the age of 70.

Are we nordic too pappa?

I have it (diagnosed) and I just have a mild cough and had a headache yesterday. Cold/flu pills seem to deal with most of the symptoms. Have you tried not being a faggot or old?

The weak perish
The HERD lives on

She will die no earlier than 17.12.2027, as i predict she will grow older than her mother.

I want to be apart of the chad herd

’You’re much more likely to catch this from a friend than at a big open gathering’ says Sir Patrick Vallance, the Chief Scientific Adviser

They deem it frantic theatre from governments to show that they're "doing something" and not very effective

Why would he do that just before he sells it to you.

GERMANIC MASTERRACE

ultimately an upset stomach isn't an awful lot to deal with either, but I still take care not to eat food off the ground because even with pills spending more time than usual on the toilet isn't fun.
plus, both of the symptoms you've pointed out would prevent me from working and more importantly studying, and I'm not the kind of student that can afford to miss classes.
Does Britain not place diagnosed cases in confinement? or is it just confinement to the house?

Yeah, the based Anglo Chad Scientist vs the European Virgin Politicians

This thread has to be the proof that Yas Forums is retarded and doesn't understand high-school level math. Hello??? The herd immunity is achieved through both approaches, it's just that while one is faster and causes more deaths, the other is slower and less deadly. What the fuck do you think "mitigation" means?

How did you get it diagnosed? I thought only people in hospitals were tested.

I was in hospital because I broke my leg (fell off a motorbike) and I developed a cough and so they tested me for it. I'm in isolation at home in recovery now.

No simple as #herdlife

Based Bulgaria.

The bongloids aren't asking for everyone to get it at once. The old and vulnerable will be quarantined while people who won't be a drain on the healthcare system go about their lives building up herd immunity so boomerboomers can come out.

Just to the house unless you're bad enough that you need care.

UK plan is incredibly good. Kids get very mild symptoms and can develop antibodies. So the best bet is to get them through herd immunity first. Then they can take the virus home to their relatively young parents. Who will develop the same. In the ideal scenario a minority of people will get seriously ill and under the threshold of our 4000 critical care beds. By isolating the elderly for approximately 4 months. We can disperse the virus amongst those who can take it across the population, and gradually bring out the elderly (if we haven't got a vaccine by then) - with the ability to care for them without having to sacrifice them for the young (which is what Italy is faced with currently). The lockdowns work if you time it right, just before the peak. The brightest scientific and medical minds in Britain came up with this plan, and Boris surrendered all of the planning to them to do so, and is choosing to run with it. I'd rather Britain gave it a pop. The Italian model isn't working, the Spanish model isn't working. If the British model works as intended - it will be studied for pandemics for decades.

#HERD LYFE

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South Korea and China have already demonstrated that large scale quarantines are effective