>One day I will be the Hokage!!!!!!!!!!!
One day I will be the Hokage!!!!!!!!!!!
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>that one guys who used to Naruto run when going ‘all out’
>that one guy who perform kuji in handsign before doing anything
legit have one friend who did this.
>NO! JIRAIYA-BOY!
*linkin park starts playing*
Man, the world is one when talking about Naruto.
lmao I learnt handsignes as a kid
>I NEED TO AVENGE MY CLAN OF SISSY KEKS
Name a better anime.
PROTIP: you fucking cant.
>kino
>makes Yas Forumscucks seethe with rage
>I'm feeling SUUUUUUPER this week
idk why Yas Forums hates it.
>says that he will become hokage
>becomes hokage
kino
based
it starts with boku and ends with pico
>Naruto? Never seen it and never will. Fuck anime.
>becomes Hokage
>live now as a souless salaryman life
Didn't went as planned huh "childs of prophecy"?
>>Naruto? Never seen it and never will. Fuck anime.
kek didn't know anime could get so real
It's one of Boruto's meta really.
Modern life became souless as fuck while technology is taking over in all sector of the community.
>A character with no redeeming qualities gets to be in the spotlight throughout the entire series
At least she gets cucked by Sasuke in the end when he leaves for the cigarette store and is forced to raise an illegitimate daughter that was clearly born from Sasuke’s drunken fling with Karin
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Yas Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
fun fact: the jap fans were butt blasted when they found out the rest of the world despises her, she has a loyal base of fans over there
so basically Naruto was the Sword Art Online of the early 2000's
I like Sakura. She filled out the normie role while Naruto and Sasuke had the whole dick measuring contest going on.
Though IMO everything post chuunin exams is flaming garbage so.
>The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen
basically every manga past 200, except they hide their misery behind infinite layers of smug like in death note
I hate Naruto.
Literally the dumbest character in the manga/anime. His only advantage is having a huge demon inside him.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara.
that's why Goku will always be the biggest chad there is
>can leave his house and come back any time he wants and his wife like his cock so much she won't even complain about it
>not recognizing the pasta
I seriously hope you newfags don't do this
Too mainstream and not enough SoL pantybait
I never watched that crap or any anime.
im criticizing the pasta, and Yas Forums delusion
They ruined the story then.
>You can't reply to a pasta
One Punch guy
>liking Sakaru
Shaggy
based
Yas Forums hates any anime that doesn't have pedobait in it
why are Yas Forumsfags so pathetic?
yeah they treat ishizoku coomers as some cultural zeitgeist when it's just another glorified softcore porn
Is boruto any good?
Meanwhile Chadske continues to elude child support and playing it cold with his daughter.
JUST SEND A SHADOW CLONE TO FUCK YOUR WIFE DAMMIT
Manga is pretty good now, but the anime was in filler hell for a year, with some animated novels and other arcs that got canonized in manga and now they'll finally go back to animate the OG story.
Exactly.
He sent a shadow clone to his daughter birthday party.
>A character with no redeeming qualities gets to be in the spotlight
Sounds like the average woman to me.
heh. I like blonde boy gaying over Soska.
>shonenshit
Yikes
>THERES NO LITTLE CUTE GIRLS!! WTF GUYS!!!
France also produces shounenshit tho
that was mostly 80's/90's shonen like Dragon Ball, Hokuto no Ken, Saint Seiya, Yu Yu Hakusho and Kinnikuman. Modern shounen are full of waifufaggotry.
>anime is only either moeshit or shonenshit
Genuinely retarded
I watched that show up until they fight the guy with guts tier sword on the bridge in the fog village or what the fuck ever. And stopped watching when he died because I thought he was balla
Also I was like 5 years old so I barely understood what was actually even going on asides from the fighting
>THERES NO LITTLE CUTE GIRLS!! WTF GUYS!!!
Also I was like 5 years old so I barely understood what was actually even going on asides from the fighting
are you even 18?
I bet you had your first jerk off to Haku without realizing he was a guy
What doesn't really make sense storywise that he's not the jaded outcast the plot makes him to be. His father was a fucking hokage, a legendary ninja who has his face sculpted into a giant rock above the village. He was never a nobody, he was basically from a ninja aristocrat bloodline and a celebrity, but somehow we're supposed to believe he's a social reject and a nobody. And finally, the big surprise: a hokage's son becomes a hokage too, who would've thought?! Nobody saw that coming! Shit doesn't make sense. Also did you know that he has infinite chakra because there's a giant fucking primeordial demon living inside him? Actually that's why all the villagers dislike him as the demons ravaged the village in the past, and every single dumb shit for brains peasant of the village resents him about this even though he was a baby back then and had no part in the shitshow, but somehow there isn't a single fucking halfwit in the village who is capable of objectively viewing this event.
It's been 14 years since that episode aired.
>bro, you still watch anime?
Based
Kishimoto never planned a single aspect of the story. Just to give an idea, he said on a interview he only put the nine tailed fox there because he is a godzilla fan and wanted his manga to have a kaiju even though he had no idea what exactly
would be the role the creature would play through the series.
BASED
I don't get this. My favourite Naruto episodes are the filler episodes when they do actual slice of life missions. Favourite episode is probably the 60 year old genin episode. (Although the Shippuden was fucking shit imo like 90% is the episodes after the Pain duel was super boring) I watched 50 episodes or so of Boruto, but I dropped it, because the fillers bore me. How come Boruto fillers were so boring?
My favorite Narutoverse filler is the Sanbi one, the main antagonist was pretty fucking cool and she had the best powers IMO.
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>How come Boruto fillers were so boring?
I guess they were the same as before, it's just people expect to see the old characters instead of the new ones.
What happened to Boruto's eye powers?
>Yes
Add the stars on his arms and it will be kino
This is the best ship in the entire Narutoverse.
Prove me wrong.
They never showed it for a good while.
But in the latest manga chapter he ends up using on pair with another power.
recently I dropped weeb shit altogether and now I only read korean gook shit since they're not scared of having adult MCs