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Do macfags really???

I'll be spending all of mine on sex, drugs, and food

Man I'm losin' it

>tfw no californian gf

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took me a sec lol fukkin macfag juggalos

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this reaction to corona is retarded

MOTHER

TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO COME MY WAAAAAAAY

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WICKED PUSSYCAT

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Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

Mother do you think they'll like this song?

Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?

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Am I weird for wanting to fuck a girl in heavy makeup like a juggalo or a clown?

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Goodbye blue sky > mother

youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdm8LItAHs

Is it true that trump will give you free money to start a farm?

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Maybe, but Mother is a more important part of the story

I miss him so much bros

>story
>muh daddy boo hoo

ok Roger

boys give me free money to cum im my butt

What's your problem with it?

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The covid corona chinese virus of the quarentine meme and the toilet paper panic costco

who needs toilet paper? what a dumb meme
i have none and its ok, just use the sink.

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PANIC! at the Costco

I kinda like the white makeup look too. Not a fan of the rest though

it's stupid, this is a nothing burger, the fatality rate is low, most people don't even show symptoms, yet we're all crashing our countries with no survivors

websters dictionary page 53 definition 20

reminder that if you believe china's mortality numbers you are a fool

the white makeup the mexicans do for that one holiday is kinda cute

dont have a dictionary on hand

The toilet paper plague

lmao wtf, yeah "asylum seekers" totally wouldn't have coronavirus buncha retards

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A low fatality rate still has massive potential to kill a lot, considering it spreads like hell. I can understand where you're coming from, but this really isn't nothing.

Based and vandalpilled.

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what if you're a refugee from coronachan?

what does that sign say

Then stay home, duh

>break my balls
This is actually a figure of speech in French.

The Peace of the Tomb Retirement Home.

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business idea

start drinking

I ain't doin any of this!

What if you need yo park on a hill?

business idea

give me money

ill be streaming ds3 in a couple of hours cuz the second one bored me
ill try to get 100%

drink an entire gallon of milk on stream and i will

i dont have a camera

*uncaps guiness*

>yet we're all crashing our countries with no survivors
and that's a good thing and it's beautiful

*fucking dies*

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so fucking gay that they've gotten rid of the lever on most cars and replaced it with a button. lever has saved my ass in snowy driving on multiple occasions

how so? I've only ever used mine for parking, and doing j turns

Absolutely based

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it's related to the principles behind the j-turn. when you've got poor traction, you can use the e-brake to swing the arse end around and make a turn, when you otherwise might crash into a curb or something

do leafs really do this
youtube.com/watch?v=cU3K-hqjD1A

>arse end