/brit/

don't talk about my sister like that please

is she of legal age?

What a disgusting slag. Would fuck the shit out of her.

Do you love England?

dreamt of kissing my little sis last night and im still erect right now ngl

I would literally ejaculate the moment i would go into dat pussy not joking

>England
shithole

CCD
never went to uni
worked shit jobs for about a decade

American tourist who I shagged off bumble a year ago has recently started doing porn. She was camwhoring before also.
Very strange Chad-esque feel tbqh. She has tens of thousands of followers and paypigs. So many pathetic men in the comments sections.

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Got AAA lad, one of my mates got 5A*s tho

At least your government is taking the appropriate measures to respond

Yeah she's like 20. She's also not British, OP is full of shit. Just some fat American slut.

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With all my heart but the people are making it harder each day.

Bang average

>people being more hygienic
>people not wasting money on holidays
>people cycling more
>people not spending money on useless shit
>government spending more on healthcare, infrastructure and industry
explain why corona is bad exactly?

What are you doing now then? I hope your lot has improved

CDE

yes, if you're motivated to do lots of work outside of one of the most difficult degrees going.

the only way you can get a really godo job at a law firm if you went to a mediocre uni is have lots of vocational work like being a member of your uni's committee for a society, pro bono work, being part of a nationwide commission, having a good consistent academic record etc.

Which is why I dropped out because I knew I'd probably end up in a call centre by the end of it.

Shes pretty ugly bro

ah yes, 20.6-7% probability
this is definitely not just some bullshit a habbener wrote

youtube.com/watch?v=7NikU9PSvAI

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DEU

Unironically

Wish that banana were a large black penis

Are posh londoners absolute melts? Dublin 4s (very posh area) are a different breed altogether. Absolute cringe cases

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weird how our minds work innit

i've shagged '''better''' looking women, maybe its the nurse outfit... even though I know some nurses and they're just exhausted, poor and maony lmao

S VULT

>OP is full of shit
thank you for clearing that up, I was truly under the impression the OPs sister actually filmed and sent him that for him to then post on here

Has he sold the technics yet?

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Things that didnt happen

THIS

>watching 4000 people get vaporised live on daytime tv.
9/11 had everything desu, the spectacle, the symbolism, the obscene death toll. Didn't even feel real at the time (lol). can't see it ever getting topped.

Mate you wouldn’t end up in a call centre with a law degree ffs

i got a C, D, U and A* and thought I fucked it up massively but jesus wept lads that is something else

feels like a socialist moment lads
key workers are being noticed and their value recognised
the financial sector is losing their shit and making things worse so everyone sees how counterproductive they are
the laissez faire approach of the nutters behind bojo are being roundly criticised

think it might be time

yeah for £20, then spent £50 on some dogshit sony cassette-radio lmao

>OP is full of shit
Ah yes if we didnt need more evidence, autism speaks

landlords are fucking scum

Is your mate the king of the nerds

Law is very competitive

I just wasn't invested in putting the work in to be honest lad, dropped out in my 2nd year. Plus a load of things happened in my life. Enjoy being a chef now and theres always room to go back to Uni later when I'm older and maturer

Brit here. Something like BDDU (maths, chem, bio, history). I don't remember because I just opened the results, glanced over and NOPED the fuck out of there, never to look at it again. Had an unconditional offer from a Uni here in Prague wahey.

AS levels were AAAB. Flopped A2 hard as fuck.

Good post

not really. have a bit of £ saved up but I feel despondent about my future most of the time. set back after set back.

oh yeah also this

>Rishi Sunak
unironically should be PM

They’re a joke lad
twitter.com/ewanmackenna/status/1239931943615070208?s=12

have you considered that some people don't have a levels at all (and are vastly superior to you)?

yeah you're right (ok virgin)

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looks like instagram.com/bluetiernen/

How’s Prague? I would have loved to go to an international uni. What course did they accept you for with those results? How’s the language barrier? Is it costly?

He unironically went on to study law at Cambridge, now makes insane amounts of money as a barrister, lifts and is gonna marry a 10/10 girl this year

What would you do if you only had 24 hours left to live?

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Obviously lad but you've quite literally admitted to pissing 2 years of your life away, WHAT THE FUCK were you DOING?

spend every second with the people i love

Hurd immoonidy

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welcome to the party lad

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twitter.com/21WIRE/status/1239958056277929984

Cope

remember that summer pokemon go came out and you could go to the parks and stuff and there'd been like thirty people all chatting and catching pokemon and all that? was genuinely brilliant. met more than a few cute birds when i was catching charizards n that. miss that summer.

spent 90 quid at lidl earlier
most of that was on white wine and fake powerade tho

Fair play to him

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we're all in here

get lost on your way to reddit you stupid fuck?

>hurr durr look twitter says so
Cringe
Leave your bedroom and stop letting twitter spoonfeed you your worldview virgin

name?

a* b b
i am a concrete finisher
i earn 28k

Was a good system that. I remember him saying if someone offered him less than £40 he'd tell them to piss off. Bet that turntable just needed a drive belt replaced too and hes split the system daft cunt

>posh
>Irish
kek

virgin freak

What the FUCK is that

Remember getting a hacked client up on my computer and spoofing my way onto Newcastle quayside and beating all the gyms constantly, people who were try harding must have been like Wtf?

If you give me a chance and remind me later there was an interesting paper on the false-positive rate for testing. The short of it was a lot of the early testing was inaccurate.

>have you considered that some people don't have a levels at all (and are vastly superior to you)?
People have A levels. Bald chimps don't.

yes the elite are a different breed entirely, insane to think we're countrymen

Dont hat me but it would get violent ngl

Wish I were that toilet seat desu

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he was bookies fav last time I checked

any good shows about them?

Pity you

IS IT STILL JUST A FLU BRO!?

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Mmmmm

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Wish i was the roastie

Yip.

What are you reading lads?

I’m reading E.M. Fosters ‘A Room With a View’, it’s very boring. If this is how the English Victorian aristocracy actually spoke to one another then their heads were up their genteel holes.

reddit.com/r/ElizaEves/
I think

No

It is literally worse than the Black Death

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lmao there's one bar i know of that's still open in town and it's getting the death on facebook

give me a c, give me a d, give me a u
what's that spell?
a degree at loughborough

Floo

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Mmmmmmmmmm

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>le me, a ceo
>spends 70% of my company's cash reserves on stock buybacks
>at all time high prices
yummm big stock price. more money for me yes please
>demand collapses
>no cash reserves
>stocks fall
:( oh no helloooo government money pleaseeee

Ah yes its this retarded image again

merchant of venice
it's really boring

I live in dublin mong
D4s are a laughing stock

vast majority of all londoners are absolute melts
the tarqs and tarquettes are in a different league altogether

Joke's on you m8. I'm not . Also I lied a bit; I only did the first year.

OP here cheers for posting this and the OP webm earlier post more if you have any m8

Moby Dick. bout Whales.

can't believe how many people, usually sceptics, are falling for the corona shite on here

Guess we’re bored together then

i was trying to think of the name of that exact book earlier this morning, also nothing, think i might grab the cherry orchard when i can

AAAAB for me, although I was predicted A*A*A*AA so it was a bit of a disappointment overall. Got an A* in the EPQ too. Laugh at the peasants who only had the mental capacity to handle three A-levels.

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are you actually disabled? do you not think people can do things other than go to sixth form like a brainless conformist once they finish secondary

All the wars that were won and lost don't seem to matter very much anymore

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LOOGA BUROOGA

looks like a dinosaur

Yet theyre happy healthy wealthy and have friends and youre stuck here moaning about it on Yas Forums because you dont go outside

Bubba dun posted da meme frum his milisha agin.

it's baffling
i feel like this is somehow all set up

quite like the serene lives they got to live. something glorious about it

hello clever clogs

They’re usually anglo irish.

A bright and shining lie - neil sheehan

looking forward to summer

started reading the plague unironically

Well you just told me you bombed in your a-levels, what were you doing flappy bird? Scratching your arse in the sixth form social area all the time?

Something alluring and flattering about it but it seems so detached from reality. I suppose it was their reality.

t. bipedal ballymun rat.

Peng. Right now it's under quarantine, still peng as ever.
Med school
Czech for me is a fun challenge. I'm far above average in Czech ability. Low IQ runts still struggle with basics after years living here.
It's quite cheap, they don't use Euro here. Makes you understand the power of being a strong Western power when you come to one of these post-USSR nations.

uni is finished due to the big c
lets party

nah sorry this is the real thing mate

a*aaab
did the b couple years after the others

i would rather do really hard math questions than read shakespeare desu

read flashman

Some people do BTEC and NVQ lad

What about

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story of the eye its really good

I’m always out lad. We all make fun of d4 gimps

vietlad spotted in the wild

How is it retarded?

Shalamov's Kolyma Stories, it's great. Very grim, fascinating and engrossing.