/brit/

confident i could teach people around my accommodation how to play guitar and make bank

in 2 years i feel like ive become really good at it but i just dont have the same motivation to play and its not like i know anyone that plays for bands and shit. cant even be arsed to do anything solo or practice new instruments

what to do what to do

bet this gets all the gimpy spanish posters seething

I guarantee you manufacturing makes its way back home in the coming years because of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=w1eN8vyVFIM

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+407 today eh

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lmaoing at the police ineffectively chasing them round

sauce?

>oh a pandemic was it? yeah sounds like a good idea to go to a pub for a meal
?
Even if it was just a flu, spreading an illness round is fucking awful.

You just know

I guarantee you it doesn't.

Increase in testing.

Lots of birds have bad hairlines cause their mums rip through their hair with a brush when they're kids, and then birds continue the stupidly painful process for the rest of their lives

>work has done absolutely nothing except give us a bottle of """hand sanitzer""" that doesn't even smell of alcohol or even dry up leaving your hands wet.
>Sent someone home yesterday because he told them his brother is being tested

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6400 tested as well.

When the pub closes I'll stop going to it. Simple as.

your mam rips through my pubes with her teeth

Are people such spastics that they don't see that toilet roll works for both? That's why everyone's buying it

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Bit worried... the nation's morale will plummet if are Mark falls victim to COVID

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On this day in British History

>1337 – Edward, the Black Prince is made Duke of Cornwall, the first Duchy in England.
>1649 – Oliver Cromwell abolishes the position of King of England and declares England a Commonwealth.
>1776 – American Revolution: The British Army evacuates Boston, ending the Siege of Boston.
>1824 – The Anglo-Dutch Treaty is signed in London, dividing the Malay archipelago. As a result, the Malay Peninsula is dominated by the British, while Sumatra and Java and surrounding areas are dominated by the Dutch.
>1891 – SS Utopia collides with HMS Anson in the Bay of Gibraltar and sinks, killing 562 of the 880 passengers on board.
>1948 – Belgium, France, Luxembourg, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom sign the Treaty of Brussels, a precursor to the North Atlantic Treaty establishing NATO.
>1979 – The Penmanshiel Tunnel collapses during engineering works, killing two workers.

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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eTKeK9vRxgw0KhvKxPCaDrfaHnxQP-n9TsLzsEymviY/edit#gid=0

via DHSC twitter

*ignores the tiny sign in my blind panic and grabs 4 lots of bogroll*

simply put, being poite and "british" about this is going to do fuck all, they need a firm smack to the back of the head

but why would tp ever run out? why hoard it?

– Edward, the Black Prince is made Duke of Cornwall, the first Duchy in England.

MAH NIGGA THE ***BLACK*** PRINCE GETTIN HIS REPS FINALLY

Someone threw away all my old warhammer. Not the ones shoddily built and painted by me though, just all the ones that were actually worth something. For fuck sake was gonna flog it on ebay so thats about 150 quid down the drain

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Suspect my kaftan-clad aunt's pinking shears may have been involved

They saw Korea run out of it for about a few days and started to panic.
If you go behind a flock of sheep and make a loud noise, what do they do?

based

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>Edward, the Black Prince
das rite

Easy to do when your cock is the width of a five pence piece

>buying expensive plastics

saw two asians with surgical masks today
everyone else was going on about their business normally

NO CHANCE THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT

STARTED IN THE MARKETS OF WUHAN

SILLY POLITICIANS KEPT THE BORDERS OPEN

BOOMERS, WILL CEASE IN THIS POINT OF TIME

WEAR ALL THE MASKS YOU WANT BUT, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME

YOU'VE GOT

COVID

COVID-19

YES YOU GOT

COVID

COVID-19

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ah fuck you i was young then and i enjoyed it. now i'm old i was gonna try and get some money back for them

Governments are usually massively incompetent, why would you watch countries going into lock down with possible quarantine for the populace, and not stock up on essentials?

>america giving corona bennies before the uk

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-checks-mnuchin-government-economic-stimulus-a9407271.html

brexit really did break britain didn't it lads

Jared Leto has cutie eyes

WE FUCKIN MADE IT

should never have decreased testing 2bh

>essentials
how is tp the top tier of essentials? supermarkets have loads of food and everything else, but tp because of retarded people

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES

IT WAS THE BLURST OF TIMES??

I want to make sweet sweet love to Emma Watson.

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work in a supermarket ama

yeah it shrunk because your mum sucked me that dry it was like when your clothes shrink in the wash

have started browsing reddit lately because /brit/ has been that dire and now I can't use Yas Forums any more because I just keep seeing threads started with a picture stolen from reddit with an inane comment not even board-related
what is even the point any more

Was shocked when I turned on RTE to see how you lads are doing, and there's been a benefits rise for anyone having to self-isolate. This country is nothing but a business

she sucked jew hollywood producer cock and then turned into a show haired man hating dyke

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what makes it super?

people might feel sick for a few days, older people might die if you cough on them

better destroy economies and businesses over something that disappears in may

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you've even started complaining like you're on reddit an allllll

good, now fuck off back there then

Because you need to clean your ass? Your wife/daughters need it when they piss. Toilet roll is a very sensible thing to buy, everyone stocked up on pasta, tinned foods and UHT milk too

>show
short

Are you customers becoming complete animals like mine are?
t. tesco worker

the sheer volume of soy milk and bottled water we sell to asians

when the FUCK can I go back t' pub

covid 19 poz load en route
shout get here tomorrow

i've been posting here for what, 4 years? Yas Forums britfeel for 5-6 and it has got measurably worse yes but no one ever leaves lol

How come all famous chefs are from Britain? Makes you think doesn't it

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>pasta
are they going to eat plain pasta? what's their plan with them?

>14 deaths in 24 hours

noooooo quick destroy the economy!!!!

UK chefs are hack frauds

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Definitely not as bad since we don't have too many boomers or refugees coming through. Mostly just the chinese buying dumb shit. Saw one girl with a basket so full of pads and tampons she could barely carry it (not that that is saying much given how weak they are).

Funny how they caused the virus and are now shitting up our countries and economies over it.

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OH JANNY JANNY
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY HOT POCKETS

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Bourdain

I don't use reddit often but if I ever get bored enough to use it I see images always recycled with shit threads
fuck both 4gag and Yas Forums. need a third position

stay in your quarantine, freak

Pasta takes ages to go off, is filling and all you need is hot water you fucking insufferable SPASTIC

>not dabbing the tip of your willy with a square of toilet roll to dry up the excess piss

Not even sure it has got worse, I’ve been on /brit/ since the beginning aside from 2017-2019 when I took a break, came back and it’s still the same topics everyday

Do this sometimes but makes me feel a bit bent

The riot phase will start soon, when resources become too scarce. Croydon will just implode on itself

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Aye, lot of chinese causing trouble today for example
>1 stole from some disabled lad's basket when he wasn't looking
>I suspect it was a chink that stole from the charity food bank bin
>coughing in their hands and touching shit
Just completely bedlem honestly.

mate, i've probably shagged more than you will have in your lifetime. so please, the doors right there

talentless hack

Kek, iron man himself jumped on the nothing burger bandwagon, two weeks after everybody has already jumped off, too.

>is filling
yeah but you'll die of malnutrition because it's only a filler and has nothing useful in it

>nooo don't improve, just see trigger words and post the matching image

howling, fuck off neek

love a bit of freshly made pasta topped with some pesto x

>"Harvey peed in my butthole"

Huh weird, haven’t noticed anyone panic buying either aside from 1 chinese student who had about 4 packs of bog roll

carbs will keep you going for a very long time

Shite, reckon I might actualy have the virus. Woke up today and my breathing feels a little constricted. Probably just jumping to conclusions.

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how is your immune system supposed to function and help fight off the virus without any nutrition, vitamins and minerals?

>Covid-19 affects the area of the lungs known as "Get fucked boomer"

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Cacio e pepe? Don't mind if I do.

good

don't understand the people that leave google reviews on local places
it's literally just a platform to rate wagie service

going to get a burger peng for dinner. very rare treat because only have mcdonalds usually (the inferior of the twain)

kind of girls who like me on dating apps:

>fat ones
>ugly ones
>clearly mental ones
>aging ones
>black ones
>disabled ones
>transgender ones

death might not be so bad

when your population is so skewed towards older people, "older people might die" means societal collapse

>he hasn't been taking minimum 1000mg of vitamin C every day for the past few months
Enjoy dying.

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AND I WISH I COULD SAY THAT AT LEAST I'M HAPPY
BUT THAT'S SUCH A STRETCH AND I DON'T WANNA LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE