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HEY JANNY
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getting annoyed by the janny is more pathetic than being the janny desu
clogwog right on time to save us from janny with yet another top notch edition
The quarantine 'stash:
48 Stella pint cans
14g medium grade weedabis
3.5g cocaine
1g speed (to help me outpace the virus)
30x10mg Valium
20x2mg Xanax
200ml Codeine Linctus
30x30mg Codeine Phosphate
was a bit late with the new lads so heres the list anyway
The UK's Department of Health has confirmed 1,950 people had tested positive for coronavirus as of 09:00 GMT today.
That is a jump of 407 cases since yesterday - the biggest daily increase so far.
It's just a flu bro
saw that guy on youtoob video driving a chevy impala once
corrr wonder what this tastes like
Was sexting a zoomer girl (18) and she genuinely said.. "fr, I really need you to clap my cheeks lmaoo".
This girl is white mind you. Zoomers are a different breed..
>yellowfever cope
not even coronachan stops the janman
the aforementioned 'stco won't ship the chocolate i bought a couple days back
mad bitch haha
but after all
is said and done
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE LONELY ONE OH
>getting annoyed by the janny is more pathetic than being the janny desu
Alri janny
Don't forget they also tested 6400 people today. Which is almost double of yesterday.
Hope the coppers kick your door in
imagine washing your hands
such a cuck move haha
coronavirus has only made me stronger. lung capacity increased
500,000, and that's me being optimistic.
I'm assuming humanity invents an antiviral by early May, and saves the people of the UK from the 'flatten the curve' approach. If that doesn't happen, I'm expecting 2 to 3 million dead in the UK, and many more with life-long breathing ailments.
If you want another prediction, I'm expecting the eventual difference in deaths between countries at the end of all this to topple some governments - ours amongst them.
Facts have no place here
he's coofing blood and cheetos dust, while deleting threads
>Based on the modelling being used by the government, it is a "reasonable ballpark" that Britain actually has around 55,000 cases of the virus, compared to the 1,543 confirmed by testing, he said.
trains empty lads. starting to like the corona i do
imagine buying that and finding out you hate it
what website
they'd have to bio suit up cos mans infectious as fuck
Does corona impact you more if you're a heavy smoker
Trying to source some hash, but my usual dealer has gone off grid
Probably correct yeah. Mind you it's hard to get 64m tests done instantly.
i'm predicting that this shit blows over in may, if not sooner
the overreaction has caused more damage than the latest meme virus ever will
depends
do you use your lungs to smoke?
makes u think doesnt it
I HURT MYSELF... TODAY
It's an investment pal
>t. just trust me, bro
nah
>does a respiratory disease effect you more if you smoke
mate?
we should have never allowed anyone to fly on a plane
any chance you can do early May so I can still go on my holibobs
does coronavirus affect you more if you suck a lot of willies?
>55000
-20% who will show no symptoms
>44000
-80% who will only have mild symptoms
>8800
-80% who will recover
>1760
-75% who were on their way out anyway due to age or invalidity
>440
440 dead in apopulation of 70 million. Wow, it's fucking nothing
they ignore him
to send selfies to...
phwoar love a brandy
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An outrageous people
it won't be worth 3k once you've cracked it open and tasted it though
and by then it's too late
but my lungs are probably a bit harder than you soft pricks
been saying that for ages. im strongly against lowcost flights
Going paki shop. Anyone want owt?
No, by all means your lungs are caked in tar while mine aren't.
Not May, June. Summer is going to kick the virus’s ass. We should focus on preparing for a 2nd wave in Autumn once it does cool down though. After that, we’ll have a vaccine.
You wouldn't open it is what I'm saying
Sell it on to some posh nonce later on down the line
..this mega chad
Gibbo just told me Her Maj has got it...
Yes because nobody who hasnt already got it will get it after today
Moron
Uganda be kidding me
flying is something low income people should need to save up for or win in competitions like the poors on the titanic
I hope you get it
sucking a peng bbc
it does
Mental isn't it how desperate some bored lads with fuck all else on are for it to get worse to appease their childish fantasies.
3rd one is ok