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day 1 of wanking from home

edish

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first for anime

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before action is taken against china, their cronies within the mainstream media should be tried for sedition, if not treason

ugly disgusting cretinous bimbos

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all women have finally been arrested, the future is bright

BAPS

>cronies
is that what u call covid patients

What did Jeremy Corbyn's brother mean by this?

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do spakkers not realise using a bidet in more hygienic than using toilet paper?

based

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told my grandad (who i live with) a bullshit story that the caring home where nan is, is on lockdown so i dont have to drive us there

Alri lads Tesco working here. Some stories from the frontline.
>Had to start at 5am this morning and had people maybe about 20~ already outside the store at 4:45. (the store opens at 6am now)
>Saw (and stopped) some chinese woman stealing from some disabled lad's basket
>Was told some people started stealing from the food bank (the chairty thing you give cans to) and it had to be moved behind the kiosks
>multiple customers screaming at employees at 6am
Will keep you informed with how ugly people can get tomorrow x

PHWOAR 'KINEL

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Mate not sure if i have an explanation. That's his fiance, they talk about having sex in other videos. Over time she's slowly been sexualized more and more in the videos.

it's what i call CNN, the NYT, washington post, etc

stop posting webms of children

wahhhheey

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they should just call tik tok "nonce tube" so adult men who are not nonces know not to go on it and also so that nonces on /brit/ know what they are when they post this nonce tube shite

well he's probably not wrong
tinfoils will be vindicated

wasn't worth posting last thread either

What's her end game

This is a 'shop. I can tell from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time and by looking at some of the pixels.

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy

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5/5 congrats
also nice dubs

Got a grandad in hospital who was due to leave in 6 weeks (to recover from an op) but theyre getting rid of him tomorrow as theyre clearing out the place for the coronas. I dont even live in a city but i guess the NHS are taking no chances

Directors jusr did a staff conference call. They were really upbeat and confident when delivering their stock lines and answering the plant questions. Then I asked about pay and people asked about mental health and whether they were treating themselves differently to junior staff and the tension was palpable even over the phone. They had no idea what to say and clearly resented being put on the backfoot by refusing to answer simple yes/no questions and instead waffling.

stop crossposting from reddit

Uganda be kidding me

VERY weird undertone to their entire channel

What sector?

a lot of people are going to look really fucking stupid once this shit ends in may

civil service

Timmy's recent pictures make it look like you're going to have a nice spring this year

I'll let the 3 (You)'s do the talking for me :)

a glib facsimile of the HIV positive one

Solution to the coronavirus? Kill everyone that had it.

not that user but shan't
if Yas Forums still made quality oc we wouldn't have to but it's been taken over by knobheads who feel entitled to great content without contributing any in return eg. yourself

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never heard of it

Fuck off Corona-chan, nobody asked for your advice

may? i reckon april

get to updating you lazy fucks

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>Directors
>stock lines and answering the plant questions

>civil service

i love with people say civil service because the assumption is whitehall but you could literally be a traffic warden in derby

Public sector. We're like the NHS or the emergency services, but we don't actually do anything and actually make it harder for other people to do their jobs by wrapping everything in bureaucracy.

Imagine like a middle aged Italian guy with 5 kids
Drowning on his own dissolved lung tissue
And this wretched creature is like yeah it so bad for my depression Lulxd

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based
you do valuable work

just went to the supermarket and its fucking empty
we're truly living in the end times

based chinese
based koreans
based taiwanese

getting things under control

summer is usually the slow season at work, this is usually our fairly busy season as is the fall
things are real slow now, i hope all that business comes back over the summer

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feel like utter shite (mentally)

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People in operational roles tend to say what bit they work for (immigration, health, the Equality & Human Rights Commission), whereas whitehall people, move around so often and have such little loyalty that they just say civil service

yeah we all saw it last thread as well

Depression decreased massively during the Blitz.

all women should be under house arrest, my house to be exact lol

>BREAKING NEWS: 22 year old university student with no underlying health conditions dies in hospital from coronavirus

O'Neil
Brennan
Murphy

are these names scottish or irish

i very much doubt that

Get some exercise in you, pal. Get the blood flowing

oy vey

fake news
sounds too much like an incel wrote it

Irish

at least put in the effort to edit a headline

go tell him

where's your source?

>at least two people at toil awaiting covid-19 results
>one of whom I work with closely all the time
Wonder what I'll do with my two weeks of paid leave

some annoying bint I have on fb keeps sharing shit about how difficult it is working in hospitality during the 'ronavirus pandemic, and how working in hospitality is like "the band playing as the titanic sinks"
never seen someone inflate bar work so much, glad she'll be trading sex for food in a couple of weeks