Alerte Civil War in France

it's like a RER B wagon, but outside rather than in a tin can on rails

Paris and Île-de-France région will be like hell in the few days. I'm Parisian but i left Paris yesterday and the train station was crowded, the train was crowded, it was like an apocalypse movie.
Now I'm in a cozy french village in South of France. The only problem is the shortage, people buy food and products in large quantities

>Jews are not behind this
ok jew

Based plaguebringer

you probably think you are smart, dont you

Yes, why ? Did you think I was going in Paris during the confinement ? Lol.
I checked today many trains are deleted, I took the last train yesterday. So yes I'm smart.
Quarantine in a french village near the sea, what else ?

>rules like the Chinese
This skewer dumpling is to prevent cutting in

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wow

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WTF, that literally Plaguebringer, why don't dodge crowded place and moving with bike or car. You wear anything like happooner or just normal ?
Damn, I expect this gonna be everywhere in France.

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Parisian rats fleeing the boat to bring their shitty disease they carefully caught by stacking themselves in RER tin cans back to their parents and the rest of the country, to make sure everybody is miserable.

How's the situation in viet? Do you people get quarantined?

>I expect this gonna be everywhere in France
why you think the UE announced closing of all borders
it's a bit too late even, many immigrants already fled Italy and brought the disease in here

>Bike
800km from Paris

It's too late, bro and I was not the only considering that the train was over crowed, many people were standing during hours.

Yes, which is why China and Japan appear to have the situation under control without having to fucking riot. You always proudly proclaim how you refuse to "submit", yet you're only brave to your own authorities and only in such a way that makes things worse for you.

Maybe it would be better for your own sakes if German tanks escorted your food trucks. We all know you can't run a country yourselves.

France has a 2 day delay with us in infections and deaths. It's probably going to be worse because French zoomers decided to do normie things in the weekend despite the crisis.

>Saint-Denis

I agree, one day before Macron's announcement, all bars were alive and crowed, no one gived a fuck, it was like a normal day

>Saint-Denis
Merovingian sacred place, they built France from here. Show respect.

>Saint-Benis :DDDDD

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how's spain doing right now? i see your numbers are skyrocketing

Nothing for me, thousand already quarantined and government offer free quarantined and free medical care for peoples that have a virus or contact with peoples that have the virus. No food panic. Peoples extremely paranoid. Less coughing in public before this mess happen.
Yeah, it's too late now. Although at least should make it's less possible to beat further.
Well, if someone cough at your or you accidently touching the virus on hard surfaces and lick your hand, probably already have the virus. It's not super widespread at least, but the chance remains. If you don't get it, your neighbour could have it and infected you.

Well we're confined at home, borders are closed except for delivery trucks and the government is debating if they should close the airspace. Numbers are going up because more people are being tested, until now only people with serious symptoms were being tested. We're importing test kits from China and Denmark.

>before
After
>beat
Spread

My brain melt.

>En 2005, 70 % des jeunes de moins de 18 ans étaient d'origine étrangère (au moins un parent immigré) avec une majorité de jeunes d’origine maghrébine, subsaharienne ou turque
New Africa

please shut yourself at home
is your healthcare holding up? are icu overrun?

unleash the inner gaul
you are at war

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>because more people are being tested
this wil happen everywhere btw
but mostly i pity the loner elders, they are most of the deceased
among them a 50y/o paraguay immigrant died btw. his body can't even be repatriated

>Gaul
It's funny, actually.
theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/30/emmanuel-macron-attacked-over-change-resistant-gauls-comment
Macron got a lot of accusations of arrogance and hating his own people because he claimed "stubborn Gauls" are more resistant to necessary reforms than the "Lutheran Danes". Of course the French jumped on top of this, whining that Macron actually hates them and that he lives in an ivory tower. Notice the date.
>August 30th 2018

Now, when did the French start setting their country on fire?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_vests_movement
>17 november 2018 - Present

Not even half a year later the French proved their president right. It's like calling OP a faggot, and OP telling you that you're a retard and don't know what you're talking about... right as he gets on his knees to suck three dicks at once.

>please shut yourself at home
I haven't left home since Friday 12 am. Maybe this is nature's way to show the inherent superiority of NEETs over normalfags to the world?
>is your healthcare holding up? are icu overrun?
Healthcare professionals are overworked to death, people with mild symptoms are told NOT to go to hospital, ICU beds won't be enough in 10 days if the exponential increase doesn't stop. I wonder how doctors and nurses will end up after the crisis, psychologically.
Oh, and if you're a 3rd worlder reading this and laughing at Italy, Spain and France, 3 of the best healthcare systems in the world, remember it's going to be much worse in your shithole.

ironically enough, only other first worlders that arent flattened by virus yet are laughing
godspeed user, try not to go seeing your grandparents and your parents as well if possible (unless you live with them obviously) and send only one person and always the same person to do groceries
avoid the general practicioner office like plague as well, those were overrun here in the first days and all people got infected
call by phone your local emergency number if you have a problem, don't panic out

>I wonder how doctors and nurses will end up after the crisis, psychologically
torn apart. the worse is yet to come because this stupid flu isn't as deadly as the economical and social consequences
>Maybe this is nature's way to show the inherent superiority of NEETs over normalfags to the world?
indeed
hikikomori will triumph

It's over for Île de France, Militaries are deployed

mobile.twitter.com/HayronSJ/status/1239601898652606464

you should be happy, that's the only thing that can make people listen to orders

The French aren't people. They're probably going to protest, whine about how Macron is a "tyrant" for initiating the state of emergency for the biggest global plague since the Spanish Flu, and then whine that Macron didn't do enough to protect them when a communist coofs on them.

Americans are already blatantly doing this against Trump. Fortunately here in Canada nobody seems to be playing this stupid partisan game during a pandemic.

>ironically enough, only other first worlders that arent flattened by virus yet are laughing
Well, the infection rates in Scandinavia are comical. Denmark is the only Northern country that is doing something. And let's not start on the UK.
>the worse is yet to come because this stupid flu isn't as deadly as the economical and social consequences
I think it's obvious that the world economy must be restarted when the crisis is over. Millions of businesses will declare bankruptcy, banks will default on debts, states won't be able to offset all losses. A likely result will be the writeoff of lots of world debt, which is more or less 3 times as big as the money that exists currently in the world.

all """first""" worlders are doing the same, sadly
we still got a lot of people going outside because rules allow to go out for certain things (buying food, walk doggerino pupperino, medical stuff) and people abuse and hide behind the rules
some american posters say they will go out on purpose even if they normally dont go out just because it's to "oppose tyranny"
good luck to your cunt

>saint-denis

a place famous for its intellectualism I'm sure

French government tells people to go to work
>French people are pissed off because they want to stay home
>French government tells people to stay home
>French people are pissed off because they want to go to work

I actually feel bad for Paraguay being so close to Brazil now. We're going to get smoked here.

Ciudad del Este is closed and deserted. AT LEAST the shop owners agreed, that tells about their decency

not to mention the imports and exports of commodities is suffering the most
at least there's no (local) food shortage, or is there?

Yes, Frankish expansion begun here

sad but true

20minutes.fr/societe/2742107-20200317-coronavirus-non-video-montre-camion-braque-voleurs-apres-confinement
It's not true

>food shortage
No, there's no shortage of anything. What supermarkets are complaining about is that boomers buy up everything so fast that they don't have time to restock. Now they're closing at some hours (e.g. from 16h to 17h) simply in order to restock. It's a pandemic, not a siege. People aren't getting hungry or experiencing misery.

speaking of which the 93 is going to go apeshit

Niggers

Osti de gang de caves

Based never surrender

In conclusion, France is a nation of contrasts