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lads...

edition

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Let us have this one jannum

it's just a prank bro

Getting a bit scared lads

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>bing
gaaaaay

>more deaths than recoveries
NOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

On this day in British History

>1337 – Edward, the Black Prince is made Duke of Cornwall, the first Duchy in England.
>1649 – Oliver Cromwell abolishes the position of King of England and declares England a Commonwealth.
>1776 – American Revolution: The British Army evacuates Boston, ending the Siege of Boston.
>1824 – The Anglo-Dutch Treaty is signed in London, dividing the Malay archipelago. As a result, the Malay Peninsula is dominated by the British, while Sumatra and Java and surrounding areas are dominated by the Dutch.
>1891 – SS Utopia collides with HMS Anson in the Bay of Gibraltar and sinks, killing 562 of the 880 passengers on board.
>1948 – Belgium, France, Luxembourg, the Netherlands and the United Kingdom sign the Treaty of Brussels, a precursor to the North Atlantic Treaty establishing NATO.
>1979 – The Penmanshiel Tunnel collapses during engineering works, killing two workers.

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first for anime!

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Stock up on booze lads, it's going to run out soon

WE HAVE COME TO END OF DAYS

theres nothing wrong with being scared

Way more cases than that, my housemate has it for sure and she’s not been tested

source

love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse

Find it hilarious how people are worried about work meanwhile I'm getting a > 10k pay packet into my bank this Friday

suzy on the ropes

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Why isn't China being demanded to pay reparations and globally condemned for being a disgusting, vermin eating subspecies. Surprised they aren't spat at in the street

I just want to feel comfy again

maybe this will wake everyone up to how china is the enemy
everyone except the mentally ill left

most the stats are dodgy in some way or another but recoveries are probably the worst of all given that you wont even be tested unless its serious enough to go to hospital

merseyside is a shithole anyway

if you’re a women sure

Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab has advised against "all but essential travel" outside of the UK for 30 days

*starts screaming*

The pubs are closing, so people will raid the supermarkets and demand will outweigh supply

What's mark's newest channel?

Boomers had the greatest lives of any generation and instead of taking one for the team they’re destroying the global economy and putting us back hundreds of years. Their selfishness knows no bounds.

Corona has a funny way of behaving this way
It's almost as if heaps of the asymptomatic and mild cases are false positives ..

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seasideLARK

RORKE. MEDS. TAKE THEM. NOW.

Do British Indian girls like white guys and do British Pakistani girls also betray their families for white guys?

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"Suzy" doesn't exist except on a computer in Beijing.

rodent eating chink

freshstartTomorrow

anyone else thinking about the massive boom in pregnancies thats gonna occur due to these sanctions and lock downs? what will we call this generation, the coronials?

shouldn’t you know this if you are from the UK?

why do people have sex and i dont

No such thing as British Indian. Fuck off now paki

I live in a town where a lot of Chinese visit and on the street I've noticed some people move away when they see then

Got a bit of a headache lads
Think it might be the ol’ rona

yeah its not really rare provided they havent been raised in completely segregated and insane households

indians will fuck and marry
pakis only fuck
t. paki

is she cute

I like it

now that china has successfully made themselves the enemy of the world, the attention must be turned to their apologists among the leftists in western society
they must be tried as traitors in their respective countries, and executed

awww poo hoo maybe they shouldn't eat bats then :

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aye

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>make bioweapon
>release it in china and iran
>tell everyone it was china's fault

Fuck off m8 my holiday in Ibiza is essential simple as.

Appear China has seen a massive increase in divorce. Turns out people dont like spending time with their spouses.

If anything it's putting me off sex, me and my gf haven't done it for nearly 3 weeks now

love mark me

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indians are the daring synthesis of white features and dark complexion . literally perfect

that's not his desu, just some random that uploads clips

she’s a black yank, kinda cute I guess but she has zero arse for a black girl so what’s the point?

FBI? this one right here

funny thing is judging by your flag you probably arent even being ironic

The rare good yank post

so uhh

what's the exit strategy on this corona?

do we just sit around wanking for 18 months until they have the vaccine ready?

pics

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one can only hope

Su Xi

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>indians
>white features
You fucking wish Pajeet

>politics
>good post
give your head a wobble

yeah let's just ignore the pre-existing patent aha lol

shan’t be posting pics of my housemates on /brit/ sorry lad

The virus is 96% similar to a virus found in bats in a chinese province. it originated in china. chinese people eat bats.

based das

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Chinese study showing 40% of child cases are moderate and 5% severe

There is a reason there are locking down europe and sacrificing the economy and it's not down to an illness that is only a threat to coffin Dodgers

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chinese people use chinese diseases to engineer new chinese diseases

Have to get a new passport but I'm waiting to make sure I get a blue one because Brexit means Brexit

based

at least shag her and describe it for me la

>american 400000 iq chess using a bioweapon in a country that contributes 20% of world travel inevitably spreading it and causing the collapse of your market after trillions of subsidization

yes lads orange man stroke of genius

Business idea:

/brit/ but it's all our mums having a glass of wine and talking about how we're such terrible sons

are stan

irresponsible senile old cunt

>chinese study

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The absolute size of this newsreader's tits

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duality of man

genuine retard

Singapore isn't our territory anymore I don't think Brexit will affect it.