/brit/ lovely indian edition

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The story goes that the Hell's army invades Svarga (paradise). The leader of the invasion is literally a half black bull half human named Mahisasura. The Gods are defeated. Mahisasura rapes the women of Svarga and the Gods are forced to watch. Then, the three main Gods Indra (Thunderbolt-Wielder aka Thor), Brahma (Creator), and Shiva (Destroyer) escape, get together and create Durga, a female Goddess.
DVRGA rides a lion and enters the gates of Svarga, she kills each and every demon and God who is a traitor. Many men try to stop her rage, but at this point it's mass murder. The entirety of Hell's army is destroyed, not only this, she kills the horses, and breaks the chariots of Hell soldiers. At the end, Mahisasura is left alone, and they fight. To defeat her, he takes his final form, where he literally transforms into a black bull, which is supposed to represent ultimate masculinity. Durga drops her trident and fights in hand-to-hand combat, and kills him mercilessly.
The Gods of Svarga submit to Durga. Indra kisses her feet. Hell is defeated.

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nah it's still going x

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c1e826330dc9

hngggggggggggggggg

>m-m-m-my mummy told me wacists r stooooopid

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u ok hun? x

This will soon be pwned

why can't americans just do something without worrying about technicalities regarding the constitution? sounds like a massive hindrance

>wanking off to one of your own getting bleached
bit cuckolded don't you think, ranjeesh?

China doesn't want your infected tourists

Pipe down kid

ISOLATED

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With the peninsula wiped out, the UK is the new home of authentic Italian cuisine.

If only you knew how bad things really are

>literal who
>blue checkmark
>TDS
>extremely retarded opinion
Sounds right

toilberg has just fired me

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Wow epic

ah yes i am going to highlight a pornhub URL, right click and copy it to my clipboard, open a private browser window and then paste it just to have a look at what this might be on a tuesday at 10 past 12

Been trying to capitalise on the panic by selling these stickers, but fucking facebook are taking ages to approve my ad. Every hour they delay means another hour of panic-buying lost

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say you live at home with your two rents
and you all get sick
50% one or more of you will need to go to the hospital. not somewhere you want to be

don't catch it

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why do we love naked ladies

hehe

what for?

Libertarians mostly. Which is why we can have slavery and guns but not workers’ rights and healthcare

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(You)

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why lad

tell us about what happened lad

found the commie

>just don't catch something that's airborne

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You can just highlight it and drag it into the tab bar. That's what I do, also I only use 4channel in private browsing.

what is the purpose of having a sticker for this? these people aren't going to be leaving their houses and if they do they'll look extra stupid since they have a sticker saying they won't

it's not airborne

And idiots are still telling people not to wear masks or giving them weird stares
Absolute clown world

How you holding up Em?

>just play football

Corona has got me by the balls (and I love it)

right click open in new incognito tab

what is the source for this
it better be a good one mate

Am producing positively heinous amounts of saliva today.

you actually a nurse in London or ?

I'm spreading my illness whether you exotic islanders like it or not

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source? it's some fucking maths on excel mate
the '20% needing hospitalisation' is the only external data figure and that's plastered literally everywhere, just look it up. something like 13% serious cases, 6% critical

PANIC

Bradford College

Do you know that brits talk "i can't" like "i cunt" and all Richards are called as dick.
"hi Dick, how is it going? You know i knew many Dicks in this world but you Dick is one of the biggest Dicks that i've ever seen".

tfw the coronavirus asmr vid ended with me actually having it

not very relaxing

Admittedly I'm relying on a lot of stupidity from my buyers, but I think it exists. Intended market is someone who still needs to leave the house semi-regularly, but wants to make pointless political statements whilst doing so

>government bans sucking golf balls

Media and government working hand in hand to instill fear and dependence in the public. This virus does not warrant the extreme measures taken. Not even close.

have to go food shopping in a bit
wear a mask or nah?

Not very conscientious of her but realistic I suppose.

this is complete bollocks. confronted toilberg with the fact that i have two hours of public transports to get to toil everyday and yet he said that i still had to work here even tho it would be doable to work from home as i would just need a laptop and a phone. he said i wasn't authorised to work from home because the data are sensitive. worst of all is he gets to work from home. im fucking fuming lads. im 100% gonna get the fucking covid, i have no mask

Sheep init

this man is a Ukkers

What are you listening to in the midst of the Corona virus?

For me it's: youtube.com/watch?v=-bkcPS3GHQY

put a scarf round the mouth

only the infected do

*underlying health conditions intensify*

listening to a bit of nigger music me

Wtf

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youtube.com/watch?v=JQqf2Bgerko

Fire coronavirus into the Sun

The government is keeping it under wraps for now, but there's literally no way of stopping this virus. It's mutating exponentially, and each strain is becoming more deadly than the one that came before it. Recovery from one form of the virus does NOT make you immune from the next form.

Current modelling estimates are three months before it kills 90% of the population, and six months after that to get 9.9% more. There may be a very small number of people who are immune to all forms of the virus. On these people lie the hope for the future of humanity.

Spend quality times with your loved ones now, because it will soon be too late.

idiot
That's surgical masks
N95 and N99 are made to prevent you catching viruses

Threaten to resign then you coward, and then go through with it if he doesn't budge. Form a quasi union with colleagues in the same situation. Your health is more important than his profits

i'll wait till i see people dropping dead in the streets on twitter/liveleak
and ol karen on facebook screaming about her hubby kicking it

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Reckon Coronavirus kills everyone today

How do I know if I'm immune? If I'm not then I'm going to go rape all the girls I've fancied over the years and never had a chance with

it was all just a corona marketing scam that went too far

youtube.com/watch?v=OZ0nW8ZOkiI

WHY WONT TOILBERG CLOSE THE BLOODY OFFICE

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hell with the naacp

First day of summer today

I have access to the official data, and there's a 15.6% (95% confidence interval: 13.4% to 17.8%) of this scenario happening according to the modelling estimates

What is sex with Indian and Paki girls like?

salty coins

>cheadle

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Am I interpreting this right?
Does she think the locals are telling her to wear a mask for her own safety?

Current government advice is to just get on with raping if there's raping to be done

Uganda be kidding me

n-nigger please award

whats tha

How do I get a job in Uganda?

so you guys don't have quarantine?
very smart decision as for me.
it's pretty good for economics and shit.

Business Idea: Isocubicles
Transparent plexiglass cubicles with air recirculator so toilberg can still have his wagelings under his thumb but they are also still socially distanced and isolated

Cheadle has been quarantined

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S LIKE I'M A NEET ALL OVER AGAIN TOILBERG HELP ME

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If men have to get rid of beards to prevent the spread of corona, will Philip Schofield have to divorce?

Boris raped me in Ugandan branch of B&M bargains

feel like a right dolt. panicked and took a week sick leave now theres nothing wrong with me

Shiva's wife is so peng

at first it's great then pillowtalk follows and she gonna complain about that she shouldn't have had sex bc it's not religious and her parents are going to be ashamed.

toilers are fucking grim

couple days not toiling are they're already offering to do volunteer work

grim grim

*ring ring*
>hello user, this is bezos, tell me more.

its 80% have mild symptoms
having moderate symptoms just means being bedridden
severe symptoms means hospital

20% of people getting it arent going to hospital. 80% arent going to have symptomx bad enough to stop them doing normal stuff

So the illuminati finally made their move.

hehe

last I heard nobody is getting in or out of cheadle

>hand to hand combat with a literal bull

Hand to hoof surely?

youtu.be/FacDu2IEtxA

shall be going out Friday night then I reckon

Listen mate, I feel the need to return empty trolleys coarsing through my veins

Just vibing, boss
youtu.be/cjG-Czr41GM

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All those virus talk every day made me dream I went to China. Half the airport knew Fields of Athenry and were singing along, I bought a non-smartphone for 200 quid, a child robbed the till while I was there and then after taking a few nice pictures on the bus, my cousin warned me not to get caught out by traps on Chinese Tinder and then I got into a DBZ fight. Is that what China's like lads?

never ever

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Then you overpower her?

deano my son

been eating my bogeys for my whole life (28)
have the immune system of a god