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>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CALCULATE THE VALUE OF A HUMAN LIFERINO

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hey.. I got what you need

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This one makes me laugh

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ive never watched the bee movie so i dont understand this meme
can someone explain it to me please? why do the bees have flags on them?

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All non-white lives are worth a mere fraction of a white violent, child-raping murderous criminal.

cry more

this lad with the japanese flag makes some harsh but logical assessments

*takes your hat off, poos in it and places it back on to your head*

business idea: import and install japanese dunny seats

>Well the virus didn't wipe out a developing country like China or Thailand and the pandemic is basically over there, but it will surely annihilate a medically and economically advanced nation such as the UK even though flu season is coming to an end

Did you time travel from 2012 when this was a cool kid response?

Business Idea: kill all asians

the value of your life depends on your genes, intelligence, health, and most of all, race

Almost 4pm and I've done literally nothing

>5’8
IT’S OVER

china and all those other chink countries had practice from dealing with sars

the uk, laughably, as to be expected from the incompetent tories nearly made a balls of the whole thing (which i correctly predicted simply on the fact that theyre retarded)

when i do a poo i hold in the wee and when the poo is finished i stand up and turn around and piss on the shit
i will never wee sitting down, i'm not a woman

the UK are doing the least out of every western nation you fucking mongo.
go eat a bat and spawn the new contagion you flop in a region of flops

when i was in year 8 and 9 there was this girl who everyone called "period girl"
don't know why

>depression

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height isn't that important, Yas Forums turned height insecurity into a meme

only ever wee inside sitting down

Their measures are in line with Japan which has seen the slowest increase of cases in any major economy. And fyi the school closure here was always a 'recommendation', not an order, but everyone fell into line because loljaps.

did you know the bloke who played silvio (the "just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in" guy) had never acted before and it was his first role?

trying to cook soup but the seal was broken on the last box of stock i could buy, dunno if it's a good idea to use it. what do

some asian probably spat in it

been watching true detective
louisiana looks grim, reminds me of rural queensland

apparently 1 bag of heroin only costs £5. why did no one tell me it was so cheap?

what'd you just say about roma and chinchilla

new orleans is peng

>2020
>doing drugs

Haha, topical AND relevant! :-) you have won all of my laughs and my internets, LOL.

Rural Queensland is the heart of Australia you chinky immigrant scum.

kinda wild. he's just a high tier guitarist, but got in on one of the greatest shows of all time as a great fucking character through chance.

Lotta butthurt slants in this thread

my first thought was that an accelerationist zoomer spat in it. wanted to have dinner done by now but im just sitting here doing nothing because i can't decide whether to attempt getting another box.

There’s a bee on your hat

>having a wank to this girl's insta
>see a pic and realise she's with her bf
>completely lose interest and coom to some of the slagposting I saved of /brit/ instead
Thanks lads. You got me through a rough time.

*aggressively drives golf cart away*

/brit/ is dead

long live /brit/

TO SERVE AND PROTECT

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Was thinking of stocking up on ramen but then thought if they’re from Asia they might have the ol ‘rona on them. Thoughts?

How do the prongs on the seal look
I think some of them open when you twist them

BRAVO FIGARO
BRAVO BRAVISSIMO
BRAVO FIGARO
BRAVO BRAVISSIMO

A TE FORTUNA, A TE FORTUNA, A TE FORTUNA YOU SURVIVED CORONA!

Imagine having to pee but Emma Watson is in the bathroom so you wait, and when she comes out you go in but it smells like poo and there’s a log at the bottom of the commode. Emma probably does forget to flush the toilet at times.

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shut up

never seen pictures of him without a bandana on tbf
silvio's hair is so perfect it must be a wig but i'm not sure

>only have a month's worth of toilet paper (pic related)
>all stores are sold out due to people panicking
am I fucked?

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>People are getting mad that drumpf referred to the virus by its place of origin
?

ITALIANS BE LIKE
WHAT? I CANT KISS GISSEPIE ON THE CHEEK? I’D RATHER DIE BIPPITY BOOPITY

What if Emmett gets corona?

slightly bothered that i mentally sang along to this

Media harnessing the power of runt anger

That wouldn't last me a week

the further away you get from a capital city in this country the uglier the people are

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Nice tabs meme you dumb cunt

he wears a wig in the show. p sure he was super balding at a young age

Picked this same scab again

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the so-called spanish flu

he shaln't as he never leaves the basement

Why did fascism happen in Germany and Italy when Australia and the USA were far more racist at the time?

>British accents

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BAN ASSAULT VIRUSES
PERFORM BACKGROUND CHECKS ON PEOPLE ATTEMPTING TO PURCHASE ASSAULT TOILET PAPER

Oh shit, the virus mutated.

shut it runt

could really do with a shagging honestly

Because fascism is more directly connected with militarism than racism as an ideology.

Was at the shops yesterday and there was this crazy asian woman who was probably on drugs crying and like 4 police officers standing around her

Like this. hoping you can confirm im a retard and it's fine

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toil looming like the imminent chinese threat to civil and moral society

nahhh, em's a cider lad so i doubt he'd buy corona. especially considering it's spanish which isn't too far removed from Mexican

my eye is swelling shut. this is it for me

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are you crawling on your belly? clearing out what could have been?

sounds like an interesting porno

VERY tempted
Would have to rename it though. Twix is a runtoid name
Is getting a girl dog a cuck move?

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>which has seen the slowest increase of cases in any major economy

they just aren't testing. As for me, I've kind of just stopped caring really. But I did set up autotexts on my phone so that my parents remember to wash their hands and shit. They'll boomer hoard all the shit in the world but still won't do that shit.

I am like 90% sure I used one exactly like that when I was in the same situation as you
youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Uh-s8K9JQ

No, getting a girl dog is a chad move because it means your pet cannot cuck YOU.

It doesn't matter it's a dog just get one you want.

>Is getting a girl dog a cuck move?
I assume they are more affectionate and less vicious. I'd get a female dog myself

yu a vampire?

>The female dog comes into estrus two times a year. Also known as the “heat” cycle, this season will last about two weeks or as long as three weeks. During this period, the female dog produces a bloody vaginal secretion that acts as a lure for male dogs.
wtf?! I hate bitches now!