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there are no words to describe the smug feeling of being born a white man in england

love the women

For me it’s Reuter’s and the AP

in britain only autists and pakis. studied at york uni and the normies loved me

>there are no words to describe the smug feeling of being born a white man in england

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>3 new cases
>govt announces 12 billion dollar stimulus package
it's happening

mexican women american women canadian women love em me all the women all the colours of the rainbow dont like chink women though or wogs

women need to be locked up for their own good.

really wish I could shag a yank lass

>that time we outlawed alcohol because we thought it'd end crime and domestic violence

alright time to settle this once and for all lads
was otto from the simpsons based and redpilled or irredeemably degenerate?

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is that her roastie lips hanging out there?
thats fucking disgusting

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>drug use
>based

German Shepherd. We tried to barter with the landlord, but he wouldn't speak to us, offered a Golden Retriever to his agent who said 'no only small dogs' and then we offered an English Springer Spaniel as well but they again said 'no only small dogs'
Thing is to me, an ESS is a small dog, especially the working ones that are even smaller because they need to get through thickets and brush, so he must be talking like fucking pugs or some shit id rather have a pet rock

jahans is based, getting swole now hes getting pure test injected into his ass

good times

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silence yankoid this thread is about our prohibition, yours has hogged far too much of the limelight already

CRIMES OF BRITS

YES U OWE

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parents don't want me visiting them lol my dad literally ran and locked himself in the bathroom

It's a ball sack bro

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Did it produce lots of organized crime

>drug use
based

growing dangerously tired lads

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it nearly produced a civil war

Why lad

mass adoption of the internet has cemented humanity's decline

I want Emma Watson’s warm bum on my face.

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thats even worse
gross

Do it again Bomber Harris

>scomo only giving the $700 to current welfare recipients
>tfw had several student allowance claims rejected because apparently my retired parents make too much money despite me living away from home
>tfw had my healthcare card taken away because apparently they make too much money
I hate this country. I wanted a new phone since mine barely fucking works.

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drugs are just a tool pal
are you not that aussie thats been on ssris since he was 8?

must be an honour for them to be killed by british men

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because of coronavirus and the effect of Australian tabloid tier news

i never get aggressive when i'm drunk i just get sick and pass out

That is me.

>my retired parents make too much money despite me living away from home
can't you claim as independent? that or send a bill to your parents

spotted emmayank enjoying himself

>US military snitching on anyone for killing civilians

oh lmao

Infect them with the ol boomer remover and inherit their house

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janny hasn't been around in a while
i've seen blatantly early news and porn being posted and nothing has been done about it
isn't it beautiful?

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>NNNNNOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO DESTROY CIVILIZATION! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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For a period, convicts in Australia were partially paid with rum.[4]

theyve abandoned their posts

I'm from South Yorkshire and I say KILL EM ALL

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so when the vaccine is developed and put into production, how much will it cost

bring it back, love bundy me

got followed by a qt samoan mormon on the insta, lads

rum was a serious commodity back then, like sugar and tobacco
havent you ever played assassins creed 4?

>5'8
IT'S OVER

why do you care? you've got ya herd immunity mate

I am the janny round here

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oy bruce can you give us a lowdown on the rum rebellion?
we dont learn owt bout it

This disease literally could never kill enough boomers, my need for total boomercide will never be sated

The distribution of rum amongst the New South Wales Corps led to the only successful armed takeover of an Australian government, which later became known as the Rum Rebellion of 1808.

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there was a coronavirus outbreak back in the early 2000s and nowt came of it

we didn't have social media then, so it doesn't count

that was just kick ons

>bored soldiers draw a kiwi into the side of a hill during ww1
>english people maintain it to this day

don't know if it's cringe or based

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>Vic 2 fascist Australia flag is the Eureka one
>The Eureka Rebellion was about the abolishment of tax and workers rights
Looks like some Swedish faggot didn't do his homework.

I would never post a Chinese cartoon character nor would I post such cucked drivel.

PISS OFF JACK THE BEAR LIVES HERE

Yeah I agree with you. So many small dogs are much more destructive and need even more exercise too, like fox terriers etc. Tho bulldogs are pretty cute and tend to be placid from what I've seen. Did the law only change in Vic? I can't imagine trying to move around with my two.

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just cleaned my sinuses out with warm water
feel like i can breathe fir the first time in months
shoulda done this sooner

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just fucking do what you want cunt what are they going todo about it?
fuck all mate, fuck all

The Patriot Front types used Eureka flags back in the 90s
Same as the Builders Labourers Federation, which caused severe confusion to my young self

make sure you use boiled water xx

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they're pretty close for sisters, my sisters both hate me and each other

some posho english twat was appointed governor of sydney and he was an incompetent twat so the local bruces kicked him out

that's how we got our accents

Fuck bros, I'm in the freight industry and might lose my job because of corona-chan, they've already got us working day on day off to save the company.

CORRRRRR IM GONNA COOOM

based. cant wait for oz to become a world power and do this on the international level

It changed in VIC and NT are moving to the same changes as well. Not sure about other states/territories. I find it mad, a well trained Weimaraner or German Shepherd will be far less destructive than any terrier and they're all tiny. Don't know why he's being a cunt but the laws on my side anyway. Looked up state, federal and local council laws and regulations and he's not got a leg to stand on. Add that to all the academic research that says noise/destruction problems stem from lack of walks not lack of space and I'm looking forward to shutting his smug lying mouth in court.
Still have to register dogs with the local council or face pretty big fines, so the landlord would be told and then he'd get a removal order and again, I'd face hefty fines.

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still a fair bit of tuna cans left though the good flavour is gone got a bit of baked beans forgot to check spam

dang, sucks man. used to work in freight. now i'm in the funeral industry

they're sisters?

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will never ever ever understand the wageslave mindset