Wtf europe

like... alot.
the ME was part of the french and british empires.
>israel's wars are from europeans migrationg to palestrine. thats like 4 or 5 wars right there.
>the iranian revolution coutner revolution, and counter counter revolution were caused by the brits not letting go of their oil company there. so thats like 3 more
>soviet afghan war.
>the french and british invasion of egypt
>a whole bunch of communist bullshit.

>implying politicians care about the opinions of the public

i honestly wouldnt defend germany.
the last time the krauts got uppity we had to rape every single whore in the country to make them shut up for a few decades.
now they are getting uppity again.

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You are defending them from Russia, not helping them fight Russia faggot

They aren't as smart as Jews but a lot more jealous and angry. This constantly leads them into trouble. Now they're jealous of us so they're trying to act all tough as part of the EU.

based friendly anglos

What the fuck, I thought we were friends

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you saudis are just as worthless of allies as the krauts.
maybe even more so.
the krauts are limp dicked faggots, but at least they dont actively attack their own allies.

you're on your own, against russia, goatfucker

I will die for France!

Hahahah, I love how the Germans are still mad at the Americans about WW2.

>americans are more willing to defend europe more than europeans themselves
so who is the selfish one here?

>Attempt to prevent the complete annihilation of Germany after WWI and argue on behalf of the German Empire when nobody else would
>Germans hate the US

>Allow hundreds of thousands of German refugees and criminals amnesty and a new slate after the fall of the Nazi regime, revamping and investing into rebuilding Germany
>Germans hate the US

>The US assists thousands of trapped civilians in Berlin after the Soviets close off all land access to the city
>Germans hate the US

>The US maintains and expensive presence in Europe to discourage Soviet influence, actively working with the West German military and police to eradicate communist terrorists and spies
>Germans hate the US

>After a long detente to spare Europe and the globe at large another possible World War, the US negotiates with the other victors in Europe to reunify Germany
>Germans hate the US

I'm starting to think the international relationship between the US and Germany is a bit one sided guys, what do you think?

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This survey presupposes that Russia is the aggressor when it's been America/The West/NATO which has been acting aggressively since World War 2

Europe has unironically fucked the the Middle East longer than America has been a country. At least the americans *tried* to give them democracy.

>crimea, ossetia

Crimea voted on a referendum and they overwhelmingly voted in favor of annexation

>t. mossad shill

And you still got place for their dick in your mouth on top of that

Fuck Germany in particular

The only countries I care about defending are America, England, and Poland

Well I mean, have you seen our Bundeswehr? We use Brooms instead of guns and have about a handful working helicopters. I would not really rely on germany to "defend" anybody these days. At least not in a military boots on the ground kinda way.

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Why the fuck are we so friendly? None of the Yuros are worth dieing for, and the Turkroaches need to be actively expelled from NATO and fend for themselves against Russia for being the sperging liabilities that they are and nothing but a remnant of the anti-USSR alliance. I could've sworn we hated them.

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Turkey literally cannot stop fucking with Europe despite technically being allies with most countries in there.

I wouldn’t defend Germany. They still owe WW2 debts.

I would defend France though. I like France. Even with our bad army.

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Germans are snakes and shouldn't be trusted. Just like when they spread that rumor the US was going to buy their company to produce a vaccine exclusively for the US

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>gun them down at the border

Why not?

Americans just this week tried to bribe German scientists to work for them and produce vaccine exclusively for the American people

She’s hot. I would defend her.

We were? I heard that in the news somewhere but didn't pay it any attention.

Why Germany so selfish?

United States of "better to fight them over there than over here" America

Given that "defending the united states" likely means that mr. shekelberg from wall street wants to send your conscripts to die in some shitty foreign desert, so that he can increase his profits, I can't really blame the germans.

based finns and norwegians

is there a version with Spain
>Europe
*britain
also watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=-xBIDUTVBfI

[everyone liked that]
Baby yoda: wait, thats illegal

We already know that both Germans and French wipe their asses with us.

why do they hate romania

Cause of the gypsies, probably

Why is that guy sleeping in such a place?

Europe is responsible for all conflict in the middle east

why dont you get rid of them already, I don't think anyone would care

Why you bullin me?

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>Germany
>willing to defend Poland
>unwilling to defend USA

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We tried to, we were stopped. If we try again, the whole of EU will slap us with sanctions and condemn us, all while they yell at us to take them back and their countries' citizens secretly wish for their genocide, too.

surprised you favor us over Canada and Ireland

Fuck mutts

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So did the baltics just before ww2, officially. What really happened is another story.

Jesteście naszymi braćmi

based department?

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you forgot about sykes picot