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FUCK OFF

kurzgesagt better come out with an upbeat and comforting video about coronavirus PRONTO

I hate women.

telling people not to go to the pub is all very well but if people actually don't go to the pub then the pubs will have to close. if they close when they have not been ordered to, they can't claim any losses on insurance. that goes for most businesses that the government has said "you can close if you want to". saying the same thing to schools leaves the blame on the school if they do decide to close, angry parents who don't want to pay for childcare and need to work will take it out on the school.

get that quarantine look

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i have an erection

they actually don't get a lot of say in it desu - universities do but it's common knowledge theyre greedy businesses so no surprises

you already did that the other day

is that turt

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Why tho?

please god i'm begging you jesus please my maiden my fair wench please spare me but a crumb a tiny portion of your pussy please

shitlander humping his monitor and moaning in his turf and stone hovel mumbling in something barely resembling english

hard times hard men

can't believe the jews turned the greeks into pooftahs

>why are there no women on Yas Forums?
because guys like this

doo da doo da doo da doo dayyy
doo da doo da doo da doo dayy
keep dancin dancin dancin

cucks county rubbing his feeble withered girlpenis against his exposed red brick walls in his decrepit 2 room studio flat

youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY

too deep

LARPing freak

greeks hated poofs jews made up lies fuck OFF

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not in Elephant and castle I didn't
be quiet

the chest hairlet greek aussie is sorely confused about the origins of greek homosexuality

for me, it's /r/shortcels

Is Amazon still delivering?

i’m a girl in an Arab household, i’ve been in quarantine my whole life

going to the pub*

*my couch with a bottle of beer

went to a short film festival once

not actually Greek mate I'm 98.5% Anglo 1.5% nigger (n*rwegian)

Thots on this tranner?

Small Town values sounds based

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the real question is whether google is broken?

got a dry cough but i've been in self-isolation for 3 years
worrying development

pull your head in

greng face but I'd do it

think small town values don't allow you to be a fag dressed as a woman tbqh

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every female that posts on Yas Forums (and its sister domain 4channel) could be described as greng

There was a kiwi girl that used to post on KC Yas Forums that was kind of cute

she's got a bigger cock than you. that's for sure

Would rather a softboy than a tranner in most cases, unless it's a top shelf

p-p-p-p-pick up a pengrim

Check out my BBC, lads

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fb.com/canyouwont/videos/177594766843822/

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

>www.fb.com
virus

>depression

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>facebook meme page

haha topical because today is exactly 20 years since my dad killed himself

Grindr is overflowing with Peng clunge

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cant believe rentberg is taking me to court at a time like this
all to stop me having a dog

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17 years last month for me

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for me it's quantity over quality

What the fuck. There's none here

youtube.com/watch?v=Hy37KKejlWk
the tune

>fb
did we have a littoral boomer in now

When it comes to geography, I love a good bay. Bays are cool. China has a very sexy bay.

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grim, greng, grim, GRIM, GRIM, grim

it's his home, not yours
suck it up

can't get over how grim gay people courting with one another is

holy shit. just found out tool is the best band

why does this general have such a high concentration of australians with dead fathers

lads if corona was some extinction tier virus would they let us know how serious it was?
just wondering.. haha

youtube.com/watch?v=XlZ0EcsneSg
these were the good days. men were men, games were fun

too big to be a bay fuck off

any based west brits in?

I'm not west or british but i have been called based many times.

No it isn't

Dangdong

why don't you get the fuck off shetland if you're so horny?

don't understand the point
why be gay if you're not going to take advantage of everyone having a male libido
have respect for those flamers that brag about taking 10 loads every night out, they're doing it right

laws on my side though
hes going to waste 100s maybe 1000s of dollars (if he makes his agent represent him)
best thing is weve decided to not get a dog because of the corona lark, and put all of our cash, savings and spare income we'd have used on dog purchase, training etc into the stock market
still gunna make him take us to court though and im going to prepare the longest case in history because every day at vcat will cost him $500

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it's just sars but a bit worse and the problem is only exacerbated by the world being so interconnected and globalised now
there's a lot of dumb bullshit out there about it but most of it's just a load of balderdash

>ching chong ning nong bat soup time
>three months later
>Europe is dying

don't think i'll ever look at chinks the same way again
disgusting creatures with a horrible culture

Crazy that the land of K-pop and Mukbang is right next to these two grim commie wastelands

don't care in the slightest

I've never come over a little queer

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i would never forfeit the feeling of waking up next to a soft, plump, woolen ewe under my bedsheets

My father killing himself when I was a young child broke my emotional connections to stuff that happens around me
Even if I get upset, happy, angry etc at something in the moment, in just days the emotional connection in my brain between the memory and the feeling is severed
I can remember being angry, but I don't feel it
It's made me unable to function properly, thinking about school, friends, my history, my life, my time on earth, it feels like watching a tv show. Between the day my Grandfather told me my Dad was never coming home and about 3 days ago I have literally no emotional connection to any memory. Like its a dream, or someone elses memories.

That's why I ended up here, because the fleeting, transitory nature of anonymity mixed with the carefree shitposting of /brit/ and the way I identify with other anglos allows me to fit in, because nobody really has any emotional connection to past events except a few schizos like that crazy irishman who says my uncle is dead, but I never even had an uncle.

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yes you do
be quiet

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mental how in like two weeks corona has gone from being the bat soup disease in China to completely crippling Europe and the global economy

Wonder how long he spent writing that novel. Took me 3 seconds to hide it