/brit/

FUCK JANNIES!!!!!

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

nice joke, saving this and sending to everyone, thanks

yeah

based

lying in bed with the kitter

BBC reporting rioting and looting due to stock shortages in central cheadle

i've sucked more niggers than you've had hot dinners mate

fanx arron

I would bring my dog upstairs but she’s on the rag at the moment. Cant be having that on my bed sheets

what a bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here

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Sometimes Yas Forums does good

>5'8
ITS OVER

doing a poo

how are we going to cure the plague lads

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no viet cong ever called me a dole bludger

>dog on the rag
what??

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beef dripping is under rated and its cheap as fuck

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That's gotta be the fakest-looking headshot I've ever seen in a movie.

why do british boomers have an autistic fascination with trains and buses

BREAKING First human trial of coronavirus vaccine underway in Cheadle

what can you do with it

Female dogs go into heat every 4 months or so and will drip period blood on the floor for like a week during that time

Germans seem to have that too, as does the japanese. Its a really niche community here though. Must be autism.

because fuck you that's why

20 years today since my dad topped himself

fry food or use it like butter

just use lurpak and oxo cubes you fucking weirdo

learn something new every day

I see your mom is back in buisness

Suck it

luv me trains

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F

He was one of the good guys

>lard
>goose fat
is this the larder of a medieval person?

>mum calling you mate
based but grim

i'd top myself too if i had to deal with you

how the fuck did the australian mong manage to move the entire /brit/ at 100 posts

What's your flavor?

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is there anything comfier than a train?

both massively under rated

haha never heard that one before x

26 years since my dad topped himself ( by creating me, his greatest offspring )

so idyllic

wish coronavirus wasnt gonna kill us all then maybe i could relax and imagine i was riding that train
taking in the peaceful countryside

aussie kikery

respectable women get wet for train rides

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Australians are the most powerful race: FACT

Call my mum darling a lot
She calls me dandy, short for dandelion
I will conclude with an illustrative example
>Be a dandy and set the gorgonzola out
>Sure thing darling

it was a hallucination

20 years today since my dad moved to cheadle

Im more of a wintergreen man myself

Yes

Searching the entire gaff for some scran

anyone remember the cuckio meme

The janny strikes down /brit/ with ease but he dares not touch the australian

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wanna put my wanger between a bird's fanny flaps

I'm so sorry...

sniffing an aussie's sweaty gooch

honestly can't believe this worked and I didn't just get slapped with a ban for flooding/spamming

never show an ounce of verbal or physical affection, me

the cheadle gimmick isn't funny anymore

Gum destroyer
I used to dip drizzly dark Wintergreen and my incisors are almost exposed completely from it

medals in the post

are pubs still open?

how did it even start

terrified of getting wuhan flu thats why

the cheadle gimmick was never funny
it's not okay to make fun of a horrible tragedy

choo choo

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aussie powerhour is a bit early today

is ur mums fanny?

/brit/ is a temperamental mistress
sometimes they'll do this shit and other times they'll abandon a thread because the subject wasn't perfectly formatted or there was no edition or it was made by clogwog

its not even bad here though

we've all got corona mate nothing else we can do

is baidu down?

Going up to Dublin for paddy’s day coronavirus be damned

Gaff party’s and yokes yupppa hoods

You may say im from cheadle, but im not the only one

skipping unitoil because of the 'rona
I'm a full time /brit/poster now

as of this evening they're saying not to go

>In restrictions unprecedented in peacetime, the prime minister urged Britons not to go to pubs and theatres, to work from home if they could, and to stop non-essential travel.

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just flogged a woolies self checkout monitor for questioning my prepping choices