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Is this the new CS:GO map?

theres some prossie in bulgaria driving a rolls royce because of this haha

early new and dog shit posts to boot. i'm out.

ah yes, women

any coronamasks

got the 'rona and will cough all over the new bog roll delivery in ASDA tomorrow

how do you even spend that much on onlyfans? was it some findom thing?

WHAT

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The low ceiling makes it look abysmal
Also wall to wall carpeting is hideous
Should've left that shit in the 80s

k i n o

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>go into morrisons after work to get something for tea
>half a dozen spackers wading around the self-checkout area with armfuls of bog roll
Retards

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>mum walks out from kitchen with microwaved steaks and her adult son is browsing camgirls in the office/dining room

screaming

pretty sure it was fake news

>gif
fuck off

anyone remember the cuckio meme

one of them took off her thong and put it on her head

thinking about death

beep boop buy the poo poo paper

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did anyone care who she was before she put on the thong xD

Ugliness is a disease
It causes severe mental illness

THIS is how corona started

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is this the actual spot where the coomer coomed?

>getting hints from co-worker, gets super close, asks for snapchat after shift, looks my FB up at a staff party and adds me when she's coronashit stops me from feasibly going for drinks
lads

Based

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don't even care if bezmenov is some elaborate fiction, that interview is top draw.

don't want to die a virgin mate

No, this is the coomchamber

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>Doesnt just invite her for a personal drink session
????

just fucking do it mate i'm not letting this corona shite downgrade my shagger's license

all of my reactions to these start off the same way, with "for fuck's sake, she's not really going to eat that is she?"

just got called a fucking journo in east ham

Any word from cheadle

>have a gatho at your place
>invite her

invite her round yours for drinks instead? could be dead in a few months so what do you have to lose?

Stayed off with a cough today and toilberg said I either come in or get the sack. Tempted to tell him to get stuffed desu and self-isolate, don't want my gran getting the 'rona

Is that the Trannime brit posters room

anyone who donates money to e-whores should be killed instantly

this is a top shagger right here, welcome aboard

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have a feeling that xi will make sure Chinese become 100% vegetarian after this all said and done
they will become hindus, the largest hindu country after india

invite her to your home then

NEW

Lads I can't drive and when I move around the country I usually just rely on trains
Should I get national express coaches instead? Not sure if they're any safer than trains when it comes to the virus

so he was a weeb as well? christ... we're dealing with a real sick bastard this time

do twitch girls count?

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did he stream?
bet that was grim viewing

janny's gonna fucking hate this

Experts from the University of Cheadle have touched down in Wuhan to support the World Health Organisations mission there

would rather die with me willer half buried in a fannois than live for a week without the shag simple as

buy a horse carriage

>

try again in 300 posts time

mans probably not living alone

dickhead

why she so cute bros?

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which one of you is this

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is that alan

A country-scale Cheadle Response?

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really wish this corona would stop faffing around and end civilisation or fuck off. can't stand this half way shit. shit or get off the pot

Lying in bed
Alone

what are they actually buying from these tarts?

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this except with the missus

8'5<
REVO S'TI

broken branch
grandparent cry

youtube.com/watch?v=4Zq53rZy-A0

i hate asian people so much

>pic is me
yes i am lgbt

deal with it

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handsome guy, wonder what his gf looks like