/brit/

would suck the corona virus outta Maises fanny ngl

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hundreds of thousands of deaths isn't that bad, is it?

A lot of new’s have been made before page 8 today. I reckon are janny has got the virus lads

>5'8
ITS OVER

I remember when I was an extra in Harry Potter, Order of The Phoenix, after shooting I gave Rupert Grint (Ronald Weasley) my MSN to add me so we could like talk and shit, he was like yeah I’m gonna add you tonight, 12 years later he never added me.

>buzzfeed.com
yikes

Our guy

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new england has the right idea

hahahahaha
the uk is so incompetent

hopefully it was the russian

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First for Matthew 28 verses 21-22 you will burn in hell forever wolf in sheep's clothing

>6'1
it started a while ago, and will keep progressing

>5'10
STILL A CHANCE

get him janny

apparently holland is doing the herd immunity meme too?

Brilliant. BoJo and ScoMo taking notes.

5'8 and have a gf
unless you're like 5'5 height doesn't matter that much

suck some shit out of my diarrhoeic arse

would happily contract corona for even a chance to suck on her chebs

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The Tyson Fury OP maker is a bit of a strange poster since he doesn't seem to post much in the thread itself and doesn't really have an obnoxious personality, he's just weirdly obsessed with making the OP edition about Tyson Fury again and again
It's a bit annoying especially when the threads are early, but I won't hold it against him, there are much worse /brit/ posters

chinese culture is responsible for this

yeah height matters if you're bagel manlet level
otherwise nah

youtube.com/watch?v=j_rEHstx7v4
doing a listen

they're a bunch of micks and wops and all around papists, they can get fucked too

No runt posts bellow this post

done the 2 yearly facebook profile picture change social capital check
up 5 likes

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6ft 1 and have not so much as kissed a girl

how the fuck do sweden and norway both have about a thousand cases?

These times call for a Lancastrian disposition

I have a gimmick I like to start new threads with but I only do it around once a month

im 5'11" and i feel short desu

any exercises i can do to help me grow?

it's mikey

got the yellow fever (covid-19) lads

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> Matthew 28:21
Doesn't exist you mong

darkies

how do i compress rubbish so it stops overflowing and falling out of my bin?

because they are gay

Pffffffft

thought you were a queer poofter bender arsebandit fart packing bumboy

proof that facial aesthetics are more important than anything

at what point should i put on my hazmat gear to go buy groceries?

i have masks, gloves, goggles, and tyvek suits

get on top of it and do a little jig

there's norway and sweden and iceland and finland

The laaaasst and final moment is yours
And agony is your triumph

Recycle more, unscrew the bottle tops, use a compost bin

>he doesnt have a rubbish midget to flatten his trash
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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leftypols nut utterly done in

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it's my first day posting here (name's Ross)

>And on the eastern kingdoms fall, the day Rome falls, the kingdom of God shall descend upon us
John 7:11

ok mummy xx

why can't there be a disease that only affects non-whites

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Quite fond of the antistructuralist who makes new threads far too early to be forgiven. News at 170, 110, even 70 posts.

oooooh wowee, that crackle from vinyl is just divine
so authentic and real man

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leftypol having a nuclear meltdown

Social distancing and lockdown is the governments new plan for the next 18 months

18 FUCKING MONTHS

leftists need their skulls caved in

why can't there be a disease that only affects gamers

>spelling Nile and forest wrong
ahahahaha STATE

can we all welcome Ross into the thread please
hello Ross

I'm seeing these everywhere and I fucking hate them they're disgusting

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ffs that's almost a year of no going outside

OH GOSH SO BASED HAHA TAKE THAT LEFTYPOL

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chinaman flu

or

chinaman's flu

lol

Because leftypol would capture then engineer it to effect whites

state

chinese man-flu

>west nike

lol

ngl Ive shagged two birds in the last week
got two more lined up, this self quarentine thing and colleges shutting down really have people horny

large willy syndrome

Yeah I guess it is aha

The Government doesn't have a plan, or if it does it's to intentionally fuck things up as much as they can

my life has been 25 years of isolation and social distancing
weak willed normoids will FREAK out and snap after a week, mark my fucking words

based

This but unironically lol love the seething of lefty retards

ah yes state capitalism under president tuba

>corona is going to kill hundreds of millions possibly billions
>global economic collapse that will make the great depression look like a minor bump in the road
>people are going to be hungry for blood when this is all said and done

world war three sometime this decade, likely kicking off by 2025
you heard it here first

fuck china and fuck the chinese

Chinerman flu

gook coof

caught the shit country with brain-washed runt citizens and winnie-looking president virus lads

im listening to it too
actually really like that sort of music

>Nike virus

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We don't need lockdowns or anything. It's already on every continent, may as well get it over with. Besides, very few people will actually die anyway.

Ok schizo

erm..lads?

buzzfeed.com/amphtml/alexwickham/coronavirus-uk-strategy-deaths

Flu-ton soup

Based

they might call of st paddys day celebrations
but i want to get plastered at an irish pub on a tuesday

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>

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corona got our man depp

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Based coronatard

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really need to stop spaffing in the gf, playing with fire I reckon

why do brits sometimes substitute the 'a' at the end of a word with 'er'
pizzer
chiner

Oh did you plan a flight to Ireland

After all is said and done, will it be socially acceptable to be racist to chinks again?

bodies piling up on the streets sunderland...

Think you're overestimating what we know about the virus. Countries don't just go into lockdown and up their entire economies on the line for nothing, something's up

Business idea: go to Africa and constantly do unhygienic things specially to cause a virus. Call it the Niger Virus

>You want to say that again?

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going to get sick of normies saying how bored they are

just cum on her feet

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I can't take it lads
I NEED to go out to social gatherings of at least 20 people

ay yo get a 'roni 'za

this is deadly serious

start treating it that way

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remember when based trump droned the general and tweeted a flag

>5'5
IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN FOR ME

reminder the lung disease will disappear as quick as it came round

it's a US bioweapon. influenza spliced with HIV
damage is serious and permanent even in healthy young people

yeah fuck china fuck winnie the the bat eater and fuck chinese insect people

poo nig

dump it down her throat

fat girl at work wants me

don't want her though

*walks off and talks to someone else*

gonna stuff you in a tire and roll you down a big hill you runt

dont do it mate

>

fake news virgin

whats afm in children

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willard is hard now

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based
footfaggots are virgin freaks

Provide one source to say anything close to this that isn't owned by the CCP or a Chinaman.

John 9:11
>yo bro that plane is a little low in the air

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our true enemy has yet to reveal themselves

roaring

It's mental that it's not already. China is the West's greatest rival, and its people are overwhelmingly loyal to China instead of us. In any sane time, westerners would easily recognise the Chinese as our political, cultural, economic, and racial enemies.
By the end of this pandemic, I think a lot of the world will have woken up to some of these realities

>

the virus is way worse than we are being told

>death rate at least 15% as per the lancet study
>clobbers your bollocks and lungs leaving you fucked up for life
>no immunity after you get sick leaving you vulnerable to reinfection

this thing is basically airborne HIV + SARS

haha classic Jake Weldon

aaron seething that he didn't think of that joke first

Tune
youtube.com/watch?v=2Tqy6be0Juc

just think mate, you could bounce off her belly like a trampoline

Ho Lee Fuk
Wi Tu Lo

I shouldnt laugh at this
fuck you man

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Doing some social distancing x

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give a source for any of that

acute flaccid myelitis

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you're a fucking retard

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Fuck dem chink cockroaches

calling it the 'chinese virus' is a textbook dog whistle.

Meanwhile at flat 2, 42 Amersham Hill, High Wycombe HP13 6PQ

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guys this is basically airborne seaborne Bloodborne osbourne super mega HIV/AIDS viral megacancer

aaron is a fucking dog

reddit

The beginning of a new Paris commune isn't it

>

just booked ticketa for disneyland paris, going tuesday. buzzing

>year of the rat

>year of plague

synchronicities are fucking weird lads

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also no immunity? what the fuck are you on about?

you stocked up on guns?

nah

been listening to blur all morning
they were such much better than oasis
gorillaz are great too

>clobbers your bollocks
NEED this NOW

the chinese are rats

yeah check out the op on the corona virus general on Yas Forums they have links for all the stuff
medical journals too not just random posts and speculation

it's the Gangnam Style of viral outbreaks.

more like post of the hat aha

why is he walking towards the camera

yeah mate this makes total sense, especially in the context of everyone having it but it not showing up in asian diaspora of western countries until a lot later also.

or does mcdonalds reduce ACE2 receptors??

imagine if china hadn't arrested all those whistleblowers in Wuhan

>Yas Forums

Crazy that the Illinois primary results are coming in a day early

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>mmmm dericious rat

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ahah

>give a source
>Yas Forums

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>19:45: First case in Greenland.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

> acute flaccid myelitis

completed it m8

based
youtube.com/watch?v=gE330s6zhYE

>clobbers your bollocks
YES!

>believing chinese numbers

it is actually (You) who are a bit slow

emo

youtu.be/jr6E8cx1OGE
youtu.be/jr6E8cx1OGE

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again, you are a fucking retard

post the one where the girl puts a live kitten in the washing machine

nice one
greenland is always an arseache to infect when i'm playing plague inc

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>tf
>tp

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>american """democracy"""

luckily there is an irish pub 10 mins from my house

>Yas Forums
you might as well have linked fucking buzzfeed

youtu.be/Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

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First they came for our toilet paper, now they’re coming for our pints

Taking a peek into /fr/

Just imagine how horny all the birds will be after an 18-month quarantine. First night back in the clubs will be mental

>yankoid
>browses pol
always the case

imagine being a chink

shut it you shirt lifting puff

> # # # # #
Yas Forums isn't the source though you 80iq mongoloids, click the links

(((someone))) pressed the wrong button

the slaughter of every chinese man woman and child is justifiable

>luckily there is an irish pub 10 mins from my house

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>corona virus general on Yas Forums

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clicking links is how viruses spread in the first place

how about you post a source instead of linking to pol

shut the fuck up

Very annoyed that people are panic buying, my fucking Tesco delivery isn't for 2 weeks now

except when japan does it

ooh la la

no

it's a bannable upload unfortunately

So how many people are now under house arrest, globally?

Also the gooks and nips, just to be safe.

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30 morts Jeremy!

stop posting your retarded conspiracy shit then

yeah them as well all slant eyed insects

yeah mate, the journal articles posted to the covid general in Yas Forums will be the most updated and rigourously investigated for changes in status quo.

get a job

at least a thousand I reckon

me chinese
me play joke
me make cough cough in your coke

Not the fit women though

wewimgur.com/gallery/xEk95HI

funny how the government has to step in to play mommy and daddy for every citizen.

why do brits love turkey twizzlers

>I hate Yas Forums! It's racist!

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just did a post in /fr/

mad to think how many fit birds there are in the world that cannot speak english

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>New death toll stand at 412

lads...

going around youtube posting "who else is here because of the coronavirus?" comments on videos that have nothing to do with coronavirus

not really, thats what we pay them for

my mum loves Riou's concerts didn't know he did a cheeky bit of epidermology too

they are. Yas Forumstards are on this 24/7 looking for updated articles

How do we fix the modern man?

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>mother jones

are you fucking serious?

what are we doing here its like an alien trying to mimmick /brit/ posts

Good lad!

Look at what they achieved on 9/11 with only 19 guys who didn't even speak english

>Coronavirus spreading more rapidly in London, PM says

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I will like the comment if I see it