/brit/

In a few weeks corona virus is going to be considered the new cool thing to have. What do you mean you don't have covid-19? All the biggest celebrities have it.

actual bint

I miss 2015-2017

thing is most unis are full of overreacting corbynite mongs, why should i trust the uni reports, models and studies they create?

>The spread of the virus is particularly bad in London, which is “several weeks” ahead of the rest of the country.

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just made them all and am selling them as we speak, cheers

It's like they say, you don't know what you got until it finna nae naes

BJ needs to have the pubs close, I think. They're the one place you can't keep Brits away from. On weekdays even during the daytime most old-boy pubs are full to the brim I noticed, no idea why yall are so obsessed with them.

Maybe the government could change licensing laws to let them offer home delivery of booze or something to tide them over financially.

if all the airline companies fold do we have to start again from the wright brothers' plane? that will take a hundred years wtf

keep safe
xx

greta is p cute tho lads ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=g_J4rAf2Qjg

youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE
youtu.be/JL7h72NigqE

safer than boeing

Any /ecofascist/ /anarchoprimitivist/ man in?

I can't do my job at home and it's in an industry getting fucked by this
Ah well

go fuck yourself

Why would you trust official government numbers? If people were dropping like flies the last thing they'd do is tell everyone that

going to bed soon

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OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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thread's moving to fast for me. damn zoomers have to ruin everything posting 100 times a second.

>Chris Whitty, the chief medical officer, said that the nation was “in for the long haul” and suggested that the measures may need to be in place for “weeks, months, maybe longer”.
>Mr Johnson said the government had not yet decided to implement more draconian measures such as closing schools but that the approach was being kept under review. “Now is the time for everyone to stop non-essential contact with others and to stop all unnecessary travel,” the prime minister said. You should avoid pubs, clubs, theatres and other such social venues. If possible you should not go out even to buy food or essentials other than to exercise and, in that case, at a safe distance from others.”

that went from 0 to 100 very quickly where did all the herd immunity shite go

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yeah the banks confiscate the planes and scrap them for money
think of all of the copper wiring! mikey's quids in

I’m not anything really

>yanks will NEVER understand the pub
what a grim existence

“We are at war – a public health war, certainly but we are at war, against an invisible and elusive enemy,” Macron said, outlawing all journeys outside the home unless justified for essential professional or health reasons. Anyone flouting the new regulations would be punished, he said.

“There can be no more outside meetings, no more seeing family or friends on the street or in the park,” he said. “We must slow the spread of this virus by limiting the number of people we are in contact with each day to the strict minimum. If we do not, we endanger the lives of those we hold dear.”

He pledged to help both the French economy – with a €300bn (£273bn) package, saying “not a single firm will go bankrupt” – and French households, promising that all gas, electricity and heating bills and rents would be suspended throughout the crisis.

JUPITERIAN

>dangerous virus
>massive fires
>massive floods
>lots of earthquakes
>plagues of locusts
>political unrest globally
>extreme tensions in the Middle East
If all this has happened in 3 months, what will happen in the remaining 9?

I'm buying everything in the market
pacing it, and expect to be fully positioned by end of June, maybe August

just renewed my blacked and blacked raw subscription

Think your right tbf, if the pub isn’t closed this weekend I’m going, don’t care about the virus I want to go to the pub.
Pretty sure a lot of people have this mindset, if the pubs are closed people will be forced to stay home

BURN

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Now is not the time for passive herb immunity
This is the time for firm muscular action

What's the topic of discussion in this thread then?

Id bet you specifically hardly ever go

NEED to shag greta desu

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youtu.be/nSvV7fskpDU
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doesn't matter what she says, people will still act as her personal toilet on command if she requests it. egirls should just bite the bullet and transition to porn.

dommy cummies is going to shut our pubs

dont need to do you

going to buy loads of dishwasher tablets

>Dow suffers biggest-ever points loss as FTSE 100 hits eight-year low

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Latest gimmick is to try and get idiots to buy my stickers. Make about £1.50 per sale, and I'm aiming for at least 500,000 sales in the first week. Perfect timing to snap up cheap post-recession property too

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

taking over the world, scratchy, like always!

is that a nipple

Repent, the Kingdom of God is nigh!

corona? what's that?
corona deez nutzzzzzzz lmaoo

drinking games to play at home by one's self

>put everyone on house arrest
>a few weeks later let them go
>everyone goes out at the same time and catches covids
>disaster anyway

Tbf I absolutely loved the pub when I lived in England. never really enough to go on a monday night though like most of you do. Few better feelings then waking up a bit hungover saturday morning and heading right for the pub to spend all day though.

they still want it, but the messaging has changed from we 'want her immunity (i.e. want 400k people to die by our own estimates)' to 'it's a silver lining that will eventually emerge if we manage spread/cases well'

properly bungled their comms

you mean you're over 5'8? good for you man haha x

Mental how as little as one week ago the low IQers among us here had no idea how bad this was and is going to get lmaooo

too fast moving
gotta go

Chinks will not stop me having a pint, refuse to bow down to zhang you pathetic miserable worm

imagine actually being jewish

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capitalism in a pandemic is like socialism on a good day

let's see..

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Shit I thought bint was a derogatory term, shan't be using words I haven't looked up anymore.

>YES YES YES CRASH THE ECONOMY KILL THE BOOMERS DESTROY THE WEST AND THE EAST KILL IT ALL BURN IT ALL DOWN AND START AGAIN IN SMALL VILLAGES AND PEACEFUL RURAL COMMUNITIES MUHAHAAHA FUCK AGRARIANISM FUCK INDUSTRIALISM FUCK CAPITALISM FUCK PINKOS FUCK IT ALL
but ironically

>cheap post-recession property
wish this were the case here

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ahah very good

based

>BURN

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So fucking based

youtu.be/h-EiHIZF8d4

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just lying in bed listening to beach house

it is...

It is a derogatory term outside of Sydney mate

youtube.com/watch?v=TS3kiRYcDAo

What are retail workers supposed to do? They're actually expected to still come in for £9 an hour LOL?

Capitalism IS the pandemic... and Juche is the cure...

repent

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brexit?
anyone???

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yuck

i absolutely fucking despise toilberg. this motherfucker still wants me to come to toil tomorrow, which means 2h of fucking commute a day where everyone has possibly mean pozzed with the COVID fucking nineteen. and our shitty president said people should stay inside but why doesnt it apply to me huh? toilberg is immoral and WILL HANG WHEN THE TIME COMES

which album?

been unable to sleep more than a couple hours a night
unable to eat more than a few bites of food and take a few sips of water a day
feel like im constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown

wish this virus would go away but it's not going to any time soon

If you can't beat them, join them

will australia FINALLY have a recession?

haha look at his little todger

depression cherry

we're embracing a planned economy
even the capitalists are now nationalising industries, requisitioning buildings and telling them to change production for masks, medicine, ventilators
marx wins again lol

hows the sitch in nz

Yeah this is me right now. If I hadn’t taken out loans and credit cards years ago I could’ve easily just quit and waited this out ffs

9 pounds an hour is what i eat lol!

next week

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26 here, my mom took my housekey

>we're embracing a planned economy
>even the capitalists are now nationalising industries, requisitioning buildings and telling them to change production for masks, medicine, ventilators
>marx wins again lol

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gary lineker shits himself
not for the first time

youtu.be/rMxmJEQi3Yc

get well soon, brother xx

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it is going to take well over a decade for the planet to recover from this disease if it doesnt kill everyone

That's a picture of the yankoid that says BURN and WHOA momma all the time

Simply not possible with Australia's brave ScoMo at the wheel.

very nice

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Nah our property prices are rapidly increasing. The economy being the worst it's ever been is letting the Hong Kongers buy entire towers in Sydney.

Me? On £9.30

dubs say yes

Shiet, shan't be trusting translatorberg anymore then, following my instincts next time.

im the lad who is absolutely fucked. found a girl trying to order me groceries to me house. whatta girl. wont be here til WEDNESDAY tho. holy shit. this rona aint no joke

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thank you

this anxiety is unbearable

/brit/ will be a socialist general next week

Not even close

he's a handsome chap, wonder what his gf looks like

not too bad

some dumb cunt aussie boomer is all over the news since he caught corona and decided the best place of action was to jump on the next plane to wellington

Same here mate, mental thing is that people in other departments have been sent home due to having possible chinky flu, the whole office must have it by now

Sunshine and fresh sea air
That's what'll cure this

Seasidemark's almost like an Alan Partridge or David Brent character
Surprised a channel 4 sitcom mockumentary through the lens of YouTube vlogs about some weirdo who films himself getting pissed listening to chart topping dance music from the late 90s hasn't been commissioned yet

why do people go to spoons. they are shit

based

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cheap innit

>t. Florence Nightingale

Britain won't even exist in a few months

cheap and you know what youre getting

Larrikin'd

Shan't be getting the virus because I do not click links.

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cheap innit, can’t go wrong with a pint of doom bar for £1.99

gwaarn

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>fast moving virus with high probability of mutation
>already exposed to every corner of the world
>wave is about to hit in the next couple of weeks
>need border force, home industries and healthcare services
>tfw we all spent the last 40 years collectively shitting on those sectors

We have some leaving drinks at work on Thursday and a fit bird I get on well with is going. If we can’t go because of the new rules I’m gonna be fuming

same reason people here go to applebees, fridays, or chilis

where do you live la

it doesn't insist upon itself like some other drinking establishments I could name

this is earth's way of cleaning house. poomanity had it coming

Simply cannot wait to watch the covidMark chapter unravel

Could this be the end of globalism?

>it doesn't insist upon itself

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have they figured out why niggers are immune to the virus?

looking forward to the ride

And in the end, it looks like the NEETs win again. How can you justify this wagie? The world is about to end and you're still living off the scraps of Toilberg. Pathetic.

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i hate globes

what did the translator tell you bint meant?

the graph that saved britain

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>close schools
>using their car parks/playgrounds for drive-through testing

two birds with one stone lads

not sure why we're using an 80,000 seater for drive through testing, seems a bit excessive

>>we all

no
the elites did, the billionaires and millionaires that run everything
it is their fault that this is happening

absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence

they aren’t

that's not normal. im at risk against my will

how long until someone lets off nukes

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oi oi Biggy B in the house

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>At 8.20pm, the defendant sent, through Facebook messenger, a message to a friend that said "help". At 8.30pm, he sent a Snapchat to three friends which said "what would you do if I killed someone".

>At 8.35pm, he sent a Facebook message to another friend which said "what would you think of me if I killed someone" and then a second message saying "straight forward answer".

ohio. only got a walmart near me and their servers are broke. she found one of those car delivery shop for you services and they are on a large backlog. crazy

Soon

what are home industries

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was going to wank before bed but can't find my bum vibrator

it isn't absence of evidence though
yes they are

Plan for the coming pandemic:
>Initiate work from home
>Wake up in the early morning and pre arrange deliveries from supermarkets weeks in advance
>Engage in 'telepresence' meetings
>Install several new victoria 2 mods
>Finally sort out port forwarding and host some comfy rp games with fellow autists
>Emerge 3 months later

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he looks absolutely bloated with diabetic medication

post some evidence then

coronachan came from these little critters

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It going to be lying empty and the infrastructure already existed to funnel large amounts of traffic to Croke Park

we call it medicine here yankoid

Told me "nana, gonzesse, meuf" which all mean something like "bird, lass, gal".
Good thing I didn't use that word irl lmao.

excuse me this is a public place
please put your feet down and your shoes back on

Australians should be hanged from the neck until dead, unless they can objectively prove that they're not an arsehole

imagine the queen of your kingdom looking like this

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that's just the flush he gets from drinking wine by the gallon

ummmm isn't shutting the borders a bit fucking racist???

id gladly suck on them toes if you know what i mean

it came from a much uglier species

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What a retard, who was this?

berniebots are going to riot when best boy wins the nomination

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business idea: worldwide alliance to wipe china off the face of the earth

there's definitely an absence of evidence in your post

go ahead and shop for whatever you need, i can walmart pay your bill through my phone. send me the qr code on here

have mirror-touch synesthesia

when i was learning french i thought nana was a derogatory word as well tb.h

zambianobserver.com/chinese-doctor-says-african-skin-resists-coronavirus/

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me after too much marching powder haha

Imagine living your whole life without seeing a fat person and only knowing they exist from drawings

thats not a bsl-4 laboratory

>Good thing I didn't use that word irl
can only imagine

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Everyone's going to emerge in three months looking like Dee Dee

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watching Green Street (2005) on the ol' 'flix

laaaaaads
skribbl.io/?06FAAoICzPaI
get in

You'd probably still want to pump her

Some fifteen year old who stabbed the kid he was babysitting

>skin
>resisting an airborn virus that effects the lungs

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