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DPRK has 0 cases
Embrace Juche today

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reposting in case you didn't see

>“I know there’s suspicion [that China’s messing with the numbers], but at every testing clinic we went to, people would say, “It’s not like it was three weeks ago.” It peaked at 46,000 people asking for tests a day; when we left, it was 13,000. Hospitals had empty beds.
>I didn’t see anything that suggested manipulation of numbers. A rapidly escalating outbreak has plateaued, and come down faster than would have been expected. Back of the envelope, it’s hundreds of thousands of people in China that did not get Covid-19 because of this aggressive response.”

- Dr. Bruce Aylward, leader of the W.H.O. team that visited China to assess the country’s response to the coronavirus outbreak

>whole county has 2 confirmed cases
>I have to convince toilberg I’m living with someone who has it
He’s not going to buy it

Might embrace a bit of personal Juche

We should unironically remove the Hans from the gene pool for this.

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toilfu won't even hug me anymore.

love olive trees
beautiful bark on the things
could live a mediterranean lifestyle I think, but I'm a little gloomy and don't like touching strangers

The ccp shill with the UK flag is back lads
All lads on deck
I repeat all lads on deck

There’s probably like 3k unconfirmed in your county is fine

thread idea: the last person to post in each thread gets banned from /brit/

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(((W.H.O.)))

North Korea is probably doing worse than China and are just lying as per usual.

Even are Super Hans?

Gonna sleep off this Covid Nineteen. X X

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dr w.h.o

LOL IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE MEMEMEMEE

would like to see the government's working on the constant "we're 4 weeks behind italy" claim
we're 2 weeks behind tops

haha ummmm sweaty... x

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Face masks finally came

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everyone in china is locked or welded into their homes and have been for weeks now

the numbers don't go up because life in china has stopped. The moment the country stops being on lockdown the cases will rise again

At minimum I need to pop in to put some work on a memory stick, it’s a crazy busy time at toil. I can’t just lock myself in my room for 2 weeks ignoring the massive pile of work that needs doing

better than an actual tim tam
although i might just be enjoying it more because im hung over as fuck and have low blood sugar

haha imagine what it must be like to have a grape-pressing gf in southern italy haha
imagine what her sweaty feet must smell like after a full working day of pressing and stomping on grapes baking in the mediterranean heat ahaha

based

i wonder (((((((((((who))))))))))) could be behind the constant refusal to criticise the Chinese

No one asked you Tarquin.

maybe for once the normos will get to see what its like

ispberg messing me about

Never seen /brit/ move this fast before

>everyone in china is locked or welded into their homes and have been for weeks now
god i wish that were me

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why would he be thinking at the county level?

Athens > Sparta

>everyone in china
1.4 billion?
the media has been slamming china non-stop for weeks

Am willing to take my reparations from China for the covd outbreak in the form of a modest Chinese gf

work at a brewery, guess who's jobs gonna go down the shitter

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Not if you wait a few weeks to kill it off

This pandemic really hasn't been kind for our resident tankiemong's public relations

Good to see some stiff competition in the chocolate coated chocolate biscuit sandwich business.

screaming

wish boris would come around and weld me into my house
could NEET in peace then

r/greentext would like that one

Is /brit/ non-essential contact/

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If everyone who had it is recovered or dead, how can it come back?

I'll be honest lads, I think my team is finished

>Bought out by a plastic Arab sheikh
>Instated a chairman who was embezzling money to stay in a 12k per month london penthouse
>he was buying range rovers with the money
>Arab man finds out but can't sack him because he only owns 65% of the board
>Stops investing
>No proof of funds given to the EFL
>Money will be gone by December
>Players out of contract
>Coronavirus taken over

We're doing a Bury, the sky is actually falling

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China has the capability and culture to keep every citizen of certain cities locked in until their all clear of the virus and they can lift quarantine

I dunno just sounds like I’m making it up to get off work, haven’t even seen a single empty shelf in the supermarket around these parts.

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fuck off up norf with your football pov

yea the media the ((((((((((((((((W.H.O))))))))))))))) has not done it once not once

>'We didn't expect this': Newlyweds shocked after six wedding guests contract coronavirus

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Based roversposter.

d-does anyone know if this pub ban means we aren't allowed to sit in at KFC and have a zinger tower burger meal?

surely it's OK if I am by myself

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We're all in here!

horrible fat bastard

wish work was cancelled cause of the ol' 'rona

heh nothing personal :^)

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you'd get skin cancer from not seeing the sun for years on end
my powerful Pictish flesh would protect me from the sun

I think he's gradually accepting his role as the villain of /brit/

is /brit/ a Twinnings Irish Breakfast tea or English Breakfast tea general?

you shouldn't eat meat, its morally wrong

will there be any leftists left after this virus?

reckon everyone is gonna be demanding closed borders, immigration moratoriums, and a return of manufacturing

Pub ban? What? Have they closed the pubs?

We don't know if you can catch it again or not, but we do know it's likely to mutate again

Thicc thighs are a proven antidote to the virus

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nescafé gold

Hey hey
Ho ho
These goddamn runt posters got to go
Hey hey
Ho ho

Solidarity for those dealing with coronavirus

>5'8
IT'S OVER

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exclusively a yorkshire tea general

/brit/ is an esoteric neo-green tea general

mandatory working from home from tomorrow here
toilberg literally paying me to wank myself silly all day imagine the state of his nut

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Never tried the Irish variety. We only get English Breakfast, Earl Grey and Lady Grey.

>5'8
ITS OVER

For me? It's coffee and a fag

SCHWING

LOL
ONLY US OLDFAGS WILL GET THIS! XD

It's just a flu.

honestly think about 4 or 5 clubs could fold as a result of this

not forcibly but they have advised people to stop going to pubs bars etc. Most pubs are going to shut by their own decision.

western nations need to pressure corporations to bring manufacturing back from china

jump on over and support the Pride of East Anglia

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fake news
redhead girl wee is the antidote but you have to chug down a full liter of freshly brewed asparagus urine for it to be effective
t.actual doctor

Corrrr imagine two weeks “working” from home
Reckon as long as I keep an eye on my emails it will basically be a two week holiday

working from home indefinitely lads

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>govt tells people to go to doctors
>people get infected

>govt tells people to self isolate whatever the symptoms
>no accurate infection figures

Tbf to Boris it's a lose lose situation

>

china will prove the power of communism as the west crumbles

wish I could go back to playing habbo hotel in 2006 again when all this 'rona business wasn't about and I didn't have to deal with adult life

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Jeffrey Epstein and Harvey Weinstein pictured at Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday

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Spain needs to sort it out

They’re on track to be the worst hit

he looks lik rob brydon

no sense in painting the bungalow over and over turt x

fuck sake, meant to be going out friday night (providing I’m not showing symptoms)

serious question, anyone ever picked on you for wearing high heels?

I've got the variety pack with all four, Lady Grey is the best desu

Funny how the news stories developed week by week
>People sick as in Wuhan
>They ate bats? What is going on
>Stop being racist and pash a ching chong pronto
>ffs STOP being racist
>Italy has fallen

Going to increase my daily wank intake to boost my immune system

the entire world needs to declare war on the chinese savages and destroy them once and for all

>Epstein
>Weinstein
why are these Germans so sexually aggressive?

In the resulting models, estimated median incubation time (IT) of COVID-19 was 5.1 days; mean IT was 5.5 days. For 97.5% of infected persons, symptoms appear by 11.5 days. Fewer than 2.5% are symptomatic within 2.2 days. Estimated median IT to fever was 5.7 days. Among 108 patients diagnosed outside mainland China, median IT was 5.5 days; the 73 patients diagnosed inside China had a median IT of 4.8 days. Using exposures designated as high risk and a 7-day monitoring period, the estimate for missed cases was 21.2 per 10,000. After 14 days, the estimated number of missed high-risk cases was 1 per 10,000 patients.

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ncovs 19 and sars
formerly coronavirus

based
but the real question is how and why is plymouth so dire at every sport?