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If we got along well we'd probably end up bonding and cuddling, not fucking.

first dubs of the thread, VERY nice

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i want someone cute of the same sex

based

bullfrog roasted on a spit

I want someone cute of ambiguous gender

I like the way you think

youtu.be/DK-1E4PF-Fs
Where my road takes me, I don't know
I've lost my way
Come next to me here and listen to me
I really need you
Nobody is alone here, take care of others, take others into account
The heart knows and the eyes see a person
and his quiet cry for help

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im quarantined with my sister

Cough on your mail, and send a letter to your congressmen and senators

i've gotten into speedrunning lately
not just that, but the game i'm running is a relatively obscure mega man 4 romhack
still can't find a job after five months of unemployment and i'm very close to giving up
this sucks

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based!

Maryland reporting in, hows it going in your state ameribros? We can't have gatherings of more than 50 or the national guard will shoot us.

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Have you fucked her yet?

Do you have cute programming socks too?

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The tri state in on lock

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bout the same. bars are closed and restaurants are carry out only as of today

no i normally don't wear socks unless it's cold

>people that need to die:
>every Chinese person

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areezo here
number of cases is up to 18
i feel like it's not gonna get too bad
a lot of companies are setting up WFH and schools are closing
seems to me like a bit of a disproportionate response but whatever

I'm in MoCo. Have only left the house to walk the doggo.

>Make a Tinder account to find a cute Asian gf
>match with a guy somehow
>we like the same games and music and anime
Looks like I'm creating the Asian gf from scratch bros

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In Maryland, evictions and cut-offs of electricity/water etc due to nonpayment are suspended. Based governor.

im drunk

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Speaking of schools, my uni is closed as well unsuprisingly. Starting next week all my classes will be online for the rest of the semester which will be pretty comfy. Am I the only one enjoying this?

>match with a guy somehow
>somehow
You know exactly how
Just remember where poop comes from bro.

I would enjoy having a lot of time to read/study/etc but the uncertainty is giving me anxiety, and I feel like the lack of a routine has made it harder to gather motivation.

Your eyeballs when you cry

FUCKING BOOMERS STOP BUYING ALL THE FOOD

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my japanese class today was online
one of my classmates said "PogChamp" in the public classroom thing and the teacher asked "what is pogchamp" and nobody answered

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made it thru another day of toil. yea, its weed and anime time

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based

*shick*

Ahhhhhh. No.

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>tfw no qt mexican girl who likes to cook

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Found a cute Asian girl
she has a bf though
I selected women as my preference though

Like to cook shit. That ain't no three cheese mac I ever seen

>Like to cook shit

tell me about your mad skillz

>cuban
>mexican

Being a female must be so easy
you don't have to worry about being a virgin past 18

Being a non-virgin barely means shit

wish I had smokes frends
i stopped smoking and started using snus but it's not the same
and I'm supposed to stop snus too
but I want to smoke now that im drunk

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Fuck you nigger you'll never know how it feels

Okay

BAM

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youtu.be/TrUoGJfhMoE

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Enjoying not going to work and people avoiding me 2bh

is there real difference? or just like between russians and ukrainians

Thinking about cooming. Don't know to what yet though. Any suggestions?

Do it

Rule 34 requires there is covid-19 porn.

Nevada here
Schools got closed for a month starting today
Half of the casinos on the Strip are closed
We're going to be beyond fucked economically

rice, parsley, peas and ...?
tell me the recipe for your wonderful meal

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Cubans have more diversity. You have some beautiful light skin women with mostly Spanish blood and then you also have nigresses. Mexicans are mostly short, fat mestizos.

There's a like decade old image where someone edited a naked person's hair to be black to look vaguely like rukia from bleach. Go find that.

youtu.be/nVaZNvq0Yow

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Indian butter chickpeas. That's cilantro

4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 large onion, minced
1 ½ teaspoons kosher salt, plus more to taste
4 garlic cloves, finely grated or minced
1 tablespoon grated fresh ginger
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons sweet paprika
2 teaspoons garam masala
1 small cinnamon stick
1 (28-ounce) can whole peeled plum tomatoes
1 (15-ounce) can coconut milk
2 (15-ounce) cans chickpeas, drained
Ground cayenne (optional)
Cooked white rice, for serving
½ cup cilantro leaves and tender stems, for serving

tfw no ukrainian gf

Lesbian facesitting!!!!

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hot
sister fugging is best

My parents bought a fair amount of stuff yesterday. Not an insane amount though. Some people are literally getting as much as they can carry.

WHAT IT THIS TREND OF POSTING FROGS WITH WHITE BORDERS? I NEED AN ANSWER

youtu.be/77L_lRdppFY

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butt fucking doesn't count as losing your virginity

Is he attractive?

>he doesn't know

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I do not approve of homosexual lifestyles.

Thanks. But this is a very difficult recipe for me.

I am from the northern siberia and do not know how to cook as tasty as the southern people.

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Why not?

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the USA needs to close down all hospitals immediately. If doctors or surgeons get sick we're SCREWED

no

soundcloud.com/aaneton/nicolas-kivilinna-kapteeni
this guy is Finnish-Canadian and sings in Finnish

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To be a man is to forever be a boy.

Gonna hire an escort then weld the doors shut for safety. It's foolproof.

>Cubans have more diversity.
how did this happen?

so tired..

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Heh I really liked this, good production values

>Divorce rate spikes across China after 'couples spend too much time together during coronavirus home quarantine', officials claim