/brit/

Bit early.

Saddam did a lot wrong and we (The Multinational Force) were justified in removing him from power.

No such thing!

People supporting the ditch-dumping of fascist sociopaths are old and poor and belong in a hospital bed.

You can't just call all Tories fascists, that word has a very specific meaning

gooning to covid-19

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French President Emmanuel Macron ordered a nationwide lockdown, starting on Tuesday at midday and lasting for at least two weeks. Anyone breaking the quarantine could be punished

The European Union will close its borders for 30 days from tomorrow to external visitors from non-EU countries, Mr Macron said, but travel with Switzerland and the UK will be preserved

Germany announced stringent new measures that will close most shops and venues, and closed borders with several neighbours

Switzerland declared a national emergency, closing public venues and borders

Albania imposed a strict lockdown over the weekend and imposed a 6pm curfew from today. Even a daytime stroll in the park has been ruled out by Prime Minister Edi Rama.

“Hiking is not vital at this time of war,” he said on his Facebook page.

Please explain the meaning of this word: 'Gooning'

>Italy reports 349 new coronavirus deaths, taking total to over 2,000
>Agriculture Department confirms the detection of H5N6 or bird flu — a highly-pathogenic avian influenza — in Nueva Ecija, Philippines
>Spain virus deaths double overnight to 288

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Hobbyfags btfo

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christ tattoos are revolting
why would she ruin her skin like that

you're trying to get me to give a fuck about some old/sick people and it's simply not going to work

Nice day

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i like way foreigners in germanic countries say england
ehn-gland, not in-guh-lund

Why not?

just dont know how 'no walks outside' can be enforced across a whole country
people have dogs to walk

>“Hiking is not vital at this time of war,”
Based Ed

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Your dog getting fat is not a priority at this time of war

Would much rather be on a ventilator constructed by a team building cutting edge aeroplanes than Scouse Dave who put a door the wrong way on a Vauxhall Vivaro

corona virus shrinks your willy

>double pandemics

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WOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU'RE TALKING TO THE

WUHAN SLAYING

ITALIAN PREYING

ELDERLY STALKING

WOOOO

JET FLYIN

REINFECTING

LUNG DESTROYING

SON OF A GUN

AND BROTHER, I'M STRUGGLING TO HOLD THESE DEATH COUNTS DOWN

WOOOOO

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we heard you the last time

Wish I lived before the internet. Am an isolated loser with no friends anymore. I've ghosted damn near every one I've known, changed my number, deleted Facebook etc.
Want to move town and start a new life but if you don't have social media these days you're immediately considered a freak and excluded.

>have a fuck date with a chinese qt this weekend
>county hasnt ordered a full lockdown yet
they better fucking not

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it never happened, but if it did, it was justified

Fuck your gay dog you reddit autist

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What's the longest anyone can survive without food? Should do some emergency shopping before the 2 week curfew takes effect but don't really want to.

feel like pure shit

Why the FUCK are people hoarding toilet paper? I don't understand
Why not food?

Think I've got the incellovirus...

>bird flu
How can I make sure my BAVI is safe?

Guy on the news genuinely said he didn’t know what to do about that

Better fatten the boy up lad, you'll need to eat him in a few weeks to stay alive

If you have water and sunlight you can last 3 weeks. You'll feel like shit though

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explain this image to me

corona

Fuck China

Like stop eating live animals you fucking degenrates

you shouldn't care what normoids think, they are beyond saving

I hear an extra-large dose of FAGPOO69 makes you immune

It became an internet meme after a specific incident in Korea where one shop ran out of toilet roll because it was sourcing it from China and had to change supplier to a Korean one, which took a few days.

I'm like 40 lbs overweight so it should be good for me right?

This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened

anyone got genuine low iq family members? my uncle thought smoking menthols was an alternative to brushing your teeth.. when he found out menthol does nothing for dental hygiene he said 'if i knew that id never smoke a menthol they're disgusting'

52 years since the My Lai massacre today
american scum

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A PANDEMIC

WHAT

A DEADLY VIRUS

WHAT

MILLIONS DEAD

WHAT

MASS INFECTION

WHAT

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE COS COVID SAID SO

*GLASS BREAKS*

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you must have a very boring and virginous life

>bottom of my big toe is literally black
its not a stain, what the fuck is this? Is my body rotting from the toe up?

1bn will die

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Actually its called chlamydia and you get it for the opposite reason honey

>bragging about a non league play off
screaming

We ARE going to raze China for this, right?

diabetes

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but menthols are lovely

youtu.be/K7ODr0co5Zw

We were expecting the full lockdown that China, Korea, Iran and Italy had but the UK Government said Europe's not real and we should kill the oldies to make some room

I only wish it was a good thing

I asked my dad and grandad what they thought of the end of the Soviet Union and they were like "user what are you talking about they're still around"

mikey what is your opinion on this guy? apparently he's a traveller

youtube.com/watch?v=5fnTiTrHwms

If toilberg moans about work slowing down cough on him

Coronavirus aka (CIA)RONAVIRUS is a US bioweapon retard

Gross twat

My sides

poke it with a needle, if you can draw blood and not feel pain then go see a doctor
sounds like necrosis

Anyone else fucked if they catch the corona?
I have nobody at all that can bring me food and medicine, zero friends and all. Not sure what I'd do in that situation.

Don't give a fuck if the seppos did it I want asians gone.

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I'm more efficient when I work at home, less distractions. But toilstien insists we work more days in the office than not usually.

This will learn him (female)

teehee Im a girl btw

Are you gonna sit in some poxy office with a cunt for a boss telling you what to do as you count your pennies trying to make ends meet in a country that's sinking into strikes and wars and at the end of the day you go home to your cosy little flat in 'nowheresville' and pull your IKEA curtains shut to hide from the big bad world and pretend it's not happening? Or are you gonna stand up and be counted, make a difference and feel the rush? Just for once say "fuck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive. I know what I'd rather do, mate. Tottenham away. Love it!

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Got called a bear by the ol' flatmate and thought it meant I was butch but it turns out it means I'm a fat hairy homosexual

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>Not sure what I'd do in that situation.

You know shops deliver now right?

niggeritis

theres no medicine you can take for it anyway
just buy some gatorade to stay hydrated and some paracetamol or acetaminophen to keep the fever down and hope for the best

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hate women
love men

Mentioned it before in /brit/, but my mum reckons the Muslim Pope (who lives in the Taj Mahal) is in complete control of all of Asia, Europe and Africa and that's the Indian Muslim Empire.

Already had coronavirus and it was a bit unpleasant but not too bad all things considered

based and BAP-pilled

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SO CORONA SAYS

HE'S GONNA LINGER IN THE AIR

HE'S GONNA INFECT YOUR AIRWAYS

HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU PNEUMONIA

AND CHOKE OUT YOUR CANDY ASS

IF YOU CANNNNNN SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAALALALAOOOOO

WHAT COVID-19

IS

KILLING

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Just listened to Taxman and wtf I thought The Beatles were all a bunch of commies

I quite like my job
and if I do go in it'll just be me and the other mildly autistic young adult weirdos so we'll all be reet

never tried it, also how do I not give corona to the delivery person?

cringe and bluepilled

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>Coronavirus and the 5G connection that NO ONE is talking about: Undeniable evidence o...

havin a wank
post content
thanks

Just saw a tweet an hour ago where he said that if the Dow Jones drops 2000 points in a single day the president should resign lmaoooo

Want it to be real

prefer tottenham away desu

good post

one of their songs moans about Mao Zedong, liberator of China
they're boring liberals

HUGE brain postage

>paracetamol
Yeah that is what I meant. I will stock up tomorrow just in case.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-51467518
b-b-b-b-but the bbc is biased against rorke!!?!?!

Fuck off you piece of garbage.

Need her to ride me while she holds a knife to my jugular.

youtube.com/watch?v=a4-CcJBYBns

she's not that far off though

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Told the gf not to stress cause only oldies die, but she says that the young get permanently damaged lungs. Shaking as I'm typing desu

>femdom
alri closet case

any slags?

he'll deny it ever happened

Shall post a sexy woman if that's what you're requesting

Just read that foids spread corona more. How long until we start executing them for our safety?

*Makes a runt post and attaches an Anime picture to it*

if you have a dog you should have a garden. exercise it in the garden.
if you have a dog and you don't have garden you're a cunt

puffy

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They leave your shit by the door, go away and then you get it once they're gone

Women are panicking over this far more than men

tell her shell have damaged lungs to match her damaged brain

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ALL HAIL KING CORONA

ALL HAIL KING CORONA

ALL HAIL KING CORONA

ALL HAIL KING CORONA

ALL HAIL KING CORONA

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>the young get permanently damaged lungs
nah

lol
this is punishment i can get behind
no homo, but it's better than tasing

live with my mum dad and brother
worried that theyre not taking this whole thing seriously enough

i mean a female with questionable morals and loose smelly vagina (a slag)

There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking the fuck out of someone.

is it penis inspection day already?
but I didnt shave

it is though, what are you trying to show with that link?

might go out in Ultimate Warrior face makeup and start coughing at and suplexing people

>Coronavirus and the 5G connection that NO ONE is talking about: Undeniable evidence o...

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>Can I cut you off?
>Do you mind if I cut you off?
>Can I continue?
>Stop running your mouth?
>You want to talk about tonight?
>Or you want to talk about Sunday?
>Let's talk about tonight
>Rolling into Milan, Italy
>Right now I'm excited
>I'm all jacked up
>I'm flying
>I'm ready to go
>When I rolled into this town I was worried
>I was scared
>I was nervous
>I was petrified
>I was horrified
>You know why?
>Because I found out this was a clean county
>You think its funny?
>You think it's funny when Coid-19 rolls into a clean county?
>You thinks it's funny? What? Huh?
>I got nervous
>My skin broke out in hives
>I'm itching inside
>My livers all twisted up
>You know what I did?
>I took my bacteria
>Went to the street
>I loaded up with carriers
>More specifically bus drivers
>healthcare workers
>elderly
>footballers
>More elderly
>More bus drivers
>More healthcare workers
>And more elderly
>Because I wasnt just going to sit around in Milan, Italy, I was going to infect all night long

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women panic over everything, theyre women

better than wasting time and money to jail someone too just deal out the punishment right then and there when theyre caught and be done with it

Yes if you end up in the ICU you can get fibrosis.

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mean :(

>look, fat

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MUST give this a perusing

Minecraft world coming along well, lads.

Vile creatures aren't they just. Williamseekers.

*Makes an extremely bad post like a runt but pretend im doing it ironically*

Have never met a Dutchman but I know some guy who hangs out at the comic shop I go to and he told me he attended an orgy with one

you mean the fake tweet that retards like rick "black grandson" wilson and joe "killed an intern in my office" scarbourough thought was real?

My granddad, old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the "Great" into Britain. He said fighting at football was nothing compared to fighting with the Germans... Although, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. It's not about colour or race, it's just the buzz of being in the frontline. Truth is, I just love to fight.

Just a word of warning lads. Do not take ibuprofen or other NSAIDS like aspirin or diclofenac if you have a fever. It may worsen the symptoms of covid-19. Use paracetamol if you must reduce your fever. In addition if you are on a course of NSAIDS discuss with your GP before discontinuing them.

since when is brock lesnar in WWE?

english football league as fuck

youtu.be/UUzRPULFlfI
youtu.be/UUzRPULFlfI

business as usual at the local gloryhole today

haha wow, this is such a self aware post, on another level!

rorke getting OWNED by the BBC

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Lads

taiaysha latest instagram post. Thank me in 3 minutes

You think there's such a thing as herd immunity?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

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pipe down you tinpot non league cunt
there's only one club in bristol

don't find it believable at all, more a thing a German would do, Dutch people are more prudish

Why isn't this the lead headline in the news? This would radically change youth behaviour

why on earth would I take an anti-inflammatory drug if I'm sick and have a fever?

Hate it when you get a mental side effects of fever and you start to lose conception of the scale and dimension of everyday objects.

Crazy how the boomers are all gonna die off now, yet still give Biden the nomination before also reelecting Trump

Gonna be like when the Kennedy campaign had dead people voting in Chicago

how would they decide its permanent less than 4 months into the outbreak? give her a slap

im gay

Just had a wank and now I cba to reply to all these slampigs I’ve been chatting up all evening lol x

At least simps on twitch have the decency to orbit attractive women.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-51908343

Covid-19 is a cover to make people ignore the fact that Alex Salmon os getting done for rape

lifes grim in weston super mare

Italy +3,233
Spain +1694
Germany +1428
France +1,210

UK +152

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for whom?

we are on an imageboard fo a reason

biden is a far left terrorist

this is literally bigger than ww2

leftypol's solution to coronavirus: bring in even more migrants and prioritize their health over yours

*hacks in to the water control systems and turns on the coronavirus valve*

better than filton

Just realised I have this

This guy has been in some big films, he was a voice actor in GTA San Andreas, he did a documentary about aliens, he did some ross kemp style reality TV where he meets hardmen, he's in Eastenders and apparently also a DJ.

Let know one say his career was not varied

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gimme a source kraut man

Mad how lefties rely on science up until someone makes an article about iq tests

He's a terrorist but he's not even left enough to be called a centrist

very much doubt our figures somehow
I doubt all the figures because people probably aren't going to the hospital for minor cases but ours look egregiously low

based

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Disgusting wasp liar

drumpf just banned gatherings of more than 10 people

this is serious lads

What does this have to do with British Culture?

95% sure I have the chinky virus by now, probably caught it yesterday or Saturday. Just waiting for the effects, got an inhaler on standby

>Over 20 Million People Were Using Steam Today, Shattering Record.

chebs (note: big)

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lefties are all overly emotional women

So did Boris, he told us in a room of 30 journalists