/brit/

Having taken anti-depressants, I am now elevated above all human beings in mental capacity

sue

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youtube.com/watch?v=WWgZr_jredo

still watching this from the last thread

feel achey and hot

maybe this it, based if it is

if its true how they say everyone is going to get it
surely that means my grandparents are both going to die?

my delusional brain

is catchy tbf

No, if your grandparents stay inside, and everyone else gets it then recovers, they will survive as the disease will have died itself out.

President Macron is announcing a raft of measures as he puts France on a war-footing to fight the virus.

Here are the key details:

All non-essential movement to be banned from Tuesday midday for 15 days; residents must stay at home

Punishments for those flouting the regulations

Army to be used to help transport the sick to hospital

Military hospital to be used in Alsace, near German border

Borders to be closed in agreement with other European Union countries

Second round of local elections postponed

No business, regardless of size, will be allowed to fail

muh Yas Forums get with the times cazzie the real meltdown is on r/wallstreetbets

>twitch girl
>tik tok
dropped

no they're never gonna die
promise

>So what is the agenda behind Canada's move to close the border
its not what im arguing you thick yank, im saying they use the 40-70% theory to scare people into self-isolation. With all the lockdowns, travel bans and social event bans you wont see this exponential growth. Italy locked down quicker than China did and China is still 50k cases off 0.01%.

I keep going to the shop to stockpile but I get conflicted between getting stuff with indefinite shelf life for future happenings or supplies to last just the next few months
I end up leaving the shop with just a couple of packets of instant noodles and wasted opportunity to stockpile while there are still things on the shelves

need to sniff her knickers asap

God the French are gay.

real talk though /brit/ - should I buy bitcoin now?

What does this have to do with British Culture?

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when i was in france i saw as many wfbm couples as wfwm couples.

she literally wears 10lbs of makeup and had fake tits
she hit the wall at 15 like all other goblinas and will be full goblina in another 5 years

just been advised to coom from home for the rest of the week

toilberg on the ropes thank you coronachan

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similar measures could happen here imminently

Business idea: set up our our crypto and call it /brit/coin.

Your gf is a bit tied up at the moment lol

doubt it

time to rewatch the twilight anthology methinks

Is the coronavirus a communist virus?

i will never feel the touch of a woman haha

about to make a bait thread. you'll know when you see it

she peng doe

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which one's your favourite and why

no i wont im a bit tied up at the minute

pretty much drink ipas exclusively now
much better than larger

didn't ask you seething drumpftard

take off the makeup and pull up her bangs and shes looks 30

grand national confirmed behind closed doors for the first time since the second world war

for me its spirits
beer is a compromise

no she isnt
be quiet

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any salty nocoiners ITT?

This is why you need a cousin who is the same age. When I was 14 and we were both horny teens we had sex and it broke the barrier down for me. After that I stopped feeling nervous around girls.

Theory time lads:

>In December 2019, a pandemic of a pneumonia cluster occurred in Wuhan. By January 2, 2020, a new strain of coronavirus, later determined to be SARS-CoV-2 was confirmed in an initial 41 people hospitalized with the pneumonia, two-thirds of whom had direct exposure to the market. As coronaviruses (like SARS-CoV and MERS-CoV) mainly circulated among the animals and with a link between the pneumonia outbreak and the market being established, it was suspected that the virus may have been passed from an animal to humans (zoonosis). Despite the important role that the market played in the pandemic, it is yet unclear whether the novel coronavirus outbreak started in the market. The earliest date for first symptoms was reported as December 1, 2019 in a person who did not have any exposure to the market or to the remaining affected 40 people.[5][39][40] 13 of the initial 41 people found with the novel coronavirus had no link with the market. [5][39][40] In a later publication, The Lancet reported that of the first 99 people confirmed with COVID-19 in Wuhan Jinyintan Hospital between January 1 and January 20, 2020, 49 had a history of exposure to the market.

Covid-19 was around before December, probably sometime in the Fall instead of Winter, and probably even in the West, but people thought it was the flu.
from a health article written in 2019 before the Covid-19 outbreak:
>Flu activity has been elevated for 5 weeks now after getting an earlier start compared to what we’ve seen in recent years.The last time flu activity picked up this fast and this early was during the 2003–2004 flu season, Kristen Nordlund, a CDC spokesperson, confirmed. The Children’s Hospital New Orleans in Louisiana recently reported over 1,400 cases of influenza, whereas they’d only seen nine cases at this point in time last year. And by November 30, Ochsner Health System in Louisiana had seen 1,385 percent more flu cases than they did in November 2018.

Fuck off you cunt

first one most peng kino

...

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wtf im voting bernie now

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Just a quick aside from Coronavirus for a second, but Grace Kelly was able to integrate into a Royal Family without jewing it up yet the goblina Meghan can't last 3 weeks without spazzing out and splitting up the Royal Family for shekels

Who will be the most famous person to die of 't 'rona?
My guess is Queen Elizabeth II

perhaps fuck off might be too kind

more details

phwoar tummy

hideous bolt ons

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it's going to happen, just a matter of timing it right

Yeah but will Megan get corona?

oh youre looking for your sister? She's with me, but a bit tied up at the moment :)

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bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-51914782

RORKE SHITTING HIMSELF AND WRITHING IN PAIN

Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, observed by Muslims worldwide as a month of fasting, prayer, reflection and community. Wikipedia

didn't read x

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
BoJo: kill ur nan
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: *is retarded*
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment??? Idk think I might post a frog.

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yeah ive shagged my cousins obviously but they dont count

dont care

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>drumpftard

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her tits are literally bolt ons too, she advertises to "eat the rich" while getting an 8k titjob

any skinhead in

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>bbc
Shan't be reading this centrist rag.

One can hope

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you the lad with the 3.5 incher?

Anime anime and also anime

ps anime

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They might be tied up relatively soon. Want me to relay a mssage?

image board not link board

I want to fuck her so bad

youtu.be/pok8H_KF1FA

nah

Saw her on a twitch stream praising simps

have always wanted to shag a bird in this position but my todger isnt big enough, can only really manage doggy

Me but due to male pattern baldness not racism

uganda? i've never even met her!

Solid post

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>france
>war-footing

Gonna get filthy rich off crypto

Thank you coronachan

uganda be kidding me!

R8 the dinner lads. Croque Madame with eggs from my own hens.

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Peronivirus

me but i have a full head of hair

need to find some big ass jav girls

haha
love a bit of chaos me

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ze helo i am ze frenchmun n i zurrender to corona

look at all this J U S T

toilberg wont be pleased after this corona is over, mandatory overtime unpaid of course to fund his seventh yacht.

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They're preparing to surrender to the virus.

anyone want owt

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theyre all tied up at the moment lad. want me to pass on a message?

OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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For me, it's the Red Army

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is that not just egg on toast?

looool yes lads get on ittttt

Managed to get up to 35 followers. Still a LONG way short of my 10k goal, and time is running out

Had a swedish bird tell me she wanted to braid mine.

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WE HAVE TO KEEP PRINTING

BRRRRRR FASTER

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my bollock surgery has been cancelled because of this virus, its going to be the size of a fucking litre bottle by the time i get it fixed

up the stairs to the landing
up the stairs into the hall oh oh oh

we are a nation of guinea pigs
boris is gambling with our lives and economy

WE'RE ACCELERATING

Women will not be able to cope without going outside. They will become even more neurotic and batshit mental. They'd rather catch the virus than spend a week indoors.

shan't be taking part in this herd immunity experiment

This is just like when Mark got the promotion at JLB then the Germans shut it all down a day later

shaggers are the cause of this

try a hammer

what's a good movie

need an MG42 to the bollocks pronto

holy fucking peng
youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8

partial to big wet asses 12 myself

Both septuagenarian candidates also had a few flubs. Biden referred to the 2009 swine flu as N1HI, not H1N1. Sanders at one point repeatedly referred to coronavirus as "Ebola".

did you know 10% of women are on medication for mental illness, that means the other 90% are running around unmedicated!

le based

avoid "non essential" travel
work from home "where possible"

why is everything so vague? why not some clear guidelines?

>Ireland developed a Coronavirus test that works in 15 minutes
>the day after shutting down all the pubs
Starting to think that Family Guy joke wasn't even a joke tbqh lads

blue is the warmest colour

when stuffs bad like this why dont we just give actual people like £1000 each instead of running it through the banks for them to skim 30% without doing anything useful

Would love a foursome with Rochelle from back in time for dinner and her daughters

poor quality green screens do nothing for me

me traveling to your mums is essential to my dick.

based

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>If one person in any household has a persistent cough or fever, everyone living there must stay at home for 14 days

TOILBERG ON THE ROPES, HIS SCHEMES IN TATTERS, SCATTERED TO THE FOUR WINDS

numbers barely changing. its been dow 20k and ft 5k for ages

At my mum's. She has Dove soap so washing my hands feels lovely

Have made so much money from this in the past week. Loving the constant crashing, because it's so predictable.

shes a bit tied up at the moment lad. want me to relay a message?

Enjoy your statutory sick "pay"

because its bollocks

have set up perimeter around my farm and will shoot anyone who crosses it, this is the end times

i hate australian flora and fauna

I'm going to work and I have a cough and a fever (and a sore throat for that matter).

Can I come

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football factory (2004)

sent the gf some sexy pictures and she stopped typing i think she's busy masturbating rn

utterly adore twilight

this is no exaggeration, i, the sueposter, benjamin, have watched the full twilight anthology at very least 6 times
this will make my 7th or 8th viewing

ive seen the walking dead sweaty i know what happens when you let people on your farm

Not being mean but I hope you all die lads

It's just the flu, bro.

Domestic violence will spike after week 3 of quarantine
Screencap this

Nah I’m a good lad

grand national cancelled

Based

I don't get it either. From what he says too you'd think literally everything will have to shut down.
Literally how is anything going to function? The country will literally shut down.