How do Northernoids cope with not living in a tropical climate?

Cope

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Idk how you can live through a northoid winter without killing yourself, especially if you have no gf

Oh fuck yeah. Sweat, brown people, insects, one season, sunburn.
Love that shit.

you're hairier than your dog

Well at least we wouldn't have to see your disgusting hairy monkey legs, that's a big bonus to living in a cold climate.

>Ypipo put on earth by god
>They can’t stand sweating or sunlight and are afraid of bugs

What went wrong?

Cope. Now go contract some tropical disease and shower for the 4th time today.

Why do you think our countries have such high numbers of anti-depressive medication users and suicides? Where I live (Lapland) the sun doesn't rise for a solid month in the mid of winter.
And during the remaining 7 months the sun is barely visible, days being between 20 minutes and 4 hours long at most.
Sun light is a rare commodity here in the winter months.
All I do in winter (since I'm a NEET) is sit inside, play vidya and drink alcohol while I play my guitar and chat with friends online. That's my life from October when the first snow falls to late April, early May.

>pretending Florida isn't just California for the East Coast
That being said Florida is rather pleasant.

You’re literally typing this from a snowed-in cuckbunker

Are you afraid of snow, buddy? It don't bite.

based, fuck nordoids

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I simply live with the pain.

cute doggo

Brother...

dont like the heat, ideal for me would be a place that gets to 50°F max

Why are you so obsessed with sweat? Have you tried not being fat?

Everything above 25°C (77°F) makes me sweat uncontrollably desu. I can't fucking stand the heat and I get sunburnt real fucking fast. I probably have skin cancer already desu.
I want some fucking SNOW goddammit

never sweating unless you are at the gym or its one of the 2 days in a summer thats above 25C. i started this day with a short cross country skiing session wearing shorts, cant really say the temperature bothers me.
>lack of sunlight
ok this is a moodkiller but D vitamine pills and knowing i get 24h of it during summer makes up for it

I think i mentioned it once or twice

I hope one day you can join us southchads and find peace

All the words but the last one are the most perfect description of Sweden I’ve seen

бэcт.

You saw brown people and convinced yourself the other ones fit. High iq post.

>sit inside, play vidya and drink alcohol while I play my guitar and chat with friends online.
Comfy. That's what I did when I was a NEET besides hanging out with my stoner friend once a week and the occasional random hookup.

It's pretty comfy, don't get me wrong but a lot of people aren't wired that way and fall apart.

As long as a breeze is going it's fine but the highest I like is 85 degrees

tfw you realise there are people who doesnt have sunlight all day during summer
>such a nice day
>1900
>its dark outside lets go home

It gets 90+ during summer. Sucks getting into your car when it feels like a sauna

here is my view. the door that never opens reveals angels. ivd gone by this building for 3 years. and suddenly, angels. it means something.

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Where is southern border of swedish lapland?

My soundtrack while enjoying sun

youtu.be/WOxE7IRizjI

>that wooly leg
jew or greek?

Winter is shitty but reason i dont want to move out is because in summer theres not really dark for 2months even tought i live like 600km south of arctic circle

u first

dude, you are a monkey

Above Jämtland and Ångermanland.

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Cope, coronoid

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I like nature, but our climate makes it so that there aren't very many fucked up hell beasts that you might stumble into. I think the worst is like, ticks or something

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¡dios mio!, el simio de los everglades...

>Sweat
Dripping off all the lgbt scandis perving away in this board
>brown people
Clear
>insects
Western asians
>one season
Frozen shithole

I love russia

There are alligators but they stay in the water

What about if you just wander into a swamp or forest somewhere

Fuck your mosquitoes.

holy shit dude you got some hair lol

Winter
>cold
>dark
>nothing to do
Summer
>some of the worlds largest mosquito swarms
>sun doesn't go down so can't sleep
>humid as fuck
>forest fires everywhere

There are gators, panthers and poison snakes but you would have to go somewhere really far off the path.

I moved from the south to NYC.

The southern summers were too much.
But these NYC winters NEVER FUCKING END.

this is semi tropical and it's a good thing

You get used to it. I can't imagine living in the tropics.

i am very happy that i do not, i hate heat

It means that whoever was sculpting them is finally done, and they can be installed somewhere.

>sun doesn't go down so can't sleep
i dont get this one, i sleep no matter what when im tired. much easyer to get tired during summer than winter. in winter its dark all day so you dont really wake up, and if you finally wake up its 2300 and bedtime

Cringe wh*tes

>reeeee why aren't you jealous of my climate!!!

I sleep terribly already when it's dark and even if I use curtains that block out all light it is as if my body knows the sun is up. No sleep.