>tfw am sharing house with Italian Erasmus student
>tfw she can't go home
>tfw she's getting closer to me
>tfw I'm afraid she'll give me corona
>tfw can't leave the house and neither can she
She's from the Bolzano area from what she's told me and that's in the North. Help me anons.
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bolzano is a tyrolian town
Bone her, faggot
You're going to get Corona anyway
calm her down ;)
See what I mean AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Now I have to go cook with her and I can't cook for shit. Anons if I don't return it's because I caught corona in the kitchen. God help me.
please fuck our women
AM in the kitchen now
>tfw she can't go home
>tfw can't leave the house and neither can she
Can't even ready any of that but you're already a colossal faggot for not fucking her right now
too late. now you'll be the cuck who'll see her joao'd
Put benis in bagina portubro
put a baby in her you faggot
We're gonna watch a movie now. I'm a really gonna risk corona just for international pussy
fuggy fuggy
post her feet
>woman is in vicinity
>must fuck
fucking cavemen savages
>ask her what does she think about anal
>either she thinks you're an exploitative creep
>or you get anal
Hardly, it's not as if they just met. They're living together, presumably for some time. Why should he not have any sort of relationship with her?
>I'm a really gonna risk corona just for international pussy
Based, but even if you don't, if she has it and you're living together then you're almost guaranteed to get it too. You have nothing to lose user
>random woman is in house
>must fuck
truly an englishman
>must fuck
"Gotta get your dick wet from time to time, bro!"
women are right
men are disgusting
what are you waiting for dude
just bone her already
gonna watch the movie now, don't really know what to say. It's a French movie she chose called "La vie d'Adèle". Googled it and seems like a lesbo movie. Well, wish me luck I guess.
She looks ugly as fuck, kys
Except she's not random
good luck
random exchange student
>she chose
You should have chosen Selvaggi or Box Office 3D for her.
we get it, you have a vagine, get over it
women shit blood once a month, and they say men are disgusting
>Exchange student who I have been living with and who clearly has some latent affection for me
show her this
youtube.com
You are THIS close to getting an Italian waifu and are complaining about it. You fucking nigger, man up and bone her.
Fuck her, you gotta assert iberian dominance over italy.
Fuck her and develop herd immunity with her
>Catching coronavirus? That's a small price to pay for some Italian pusy. It's a no brainer bro. Go for it.
nice translate fag
anons this movie is bit more hardcore than it seems lmao this is graphic as fuck
lots of sex or?
I literally saw a dick and a vagina
Hurry up my son, before she notices you are retarded
so what lol
The absolute state of Portuguese men
thats your cue to put benis in bagina
>she wants to match a movie with a 10+ minutes long explicit lesbian sex scene
she wants the portucock bro
GIVE HER THE D ALREADY BROOOO
Right. Turning off my phone. Also this film is a porno, it's english translation is "blue is the warmest color"
Just fucking endure it for that Italian pussy bro, unless you've got a lung condition or you're 80 it really doesn't matter.
Do it
Fuck her right now.
>the day Yas Forums got a portubro laid
>it's english translation is "blue is the warmest color"
You've definitely pulled. Good luck buddy.
That french movie is based af
if you dont fuck u r gay
i hope you get the chink flu
Seething incel
bump so he can update later on
U are a shame to our country if ur not pounding her pussy bloody raw by the end of the night
Likely an Ahmed.
goddamit this Alberto better be making little Barbossas right now
fuck her in the ass, it will be worth it you cuck.
translate this
>this thread
For all the autism that happens on this thread, I'm glad to see this many flags cheering a sperg from my country getting some puzzie
bump so we can call him a faggot
girl - come to the kitchen ill teach how how to make "canederli"(probably some italian dish)
user - ahahah whats that? im coming, just sending an email to my parents
girl - svelto goffo (italian, no idea what it means and google is giving me weird answers)
user - coming!