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where do people develop this narcissism?

got a lovely new gf and it's suddenly going to be tricky to see her cos we're all meant to stay inside and not get the train. not a fan of this virus lads. not a fan at all.

ur a bum ur a bum

have been on a self imposed lockdown for the past 36 months, welcome to my forté

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Horrid and cringe inducing

its not the care for their pleasure (but i dont understand why you wouldnt care for your partners pleasure during sex unless it was paid for) but does it work? like cause surely all the nerves have been rearranged since the op

Imagine all those lovely French girls stuck home dreaming of big anglo cock.

asian girls are much more open to feet stuff then white girls Ive noticed

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get her to bite the bullet and go into quarantine with you
14-30 day shagfest when the lockdowns come

Meanwhile I am off to the pub later to finger drunk girls in the toilets. French are proper cucks.

so long as we're posting michael jackson songs
youtube.com/watch?v=6DQJPL9Yuq0

toilet roll holder proving harder to open than anticipated

have now crafted a make-shift "key" out of 2 layers of thick cardboard. Shall try it out tomorrow.

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our response to the crisis is extremely high IQ

Good tune tbf

youtu.be/pok8H_KF1FA

want to but we'd have to cross the pooing in each other's home barrier and we're not there yet

im a fan of her legs

but but those are lotto numbers

any tips for de lads?

The Chad herd immunity vs the virgin lockdown.

might just keep fucking drinking lads
existence be damned

how are you supposed to get food when you're on lockdown?

In secondary school we used to just kick them off the wall

you lads up for going with me?

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I was expecting the outside to look like 28 days later and fucking zip
all the takeaways are open, and busy
old folks walking to clubs

where is the happening?!

NIGGERS

don't eat yellow snow

aye dont wank too much in the early stages, save that for the late game

Thought of a proper good name for my future son. Can't think of a good one for a daughter though. Might just give her a name using the official language of whichever country her mother will come from (i.e. an Asian country)

me and the lads camping out preparing to rove through the country and raid and pillage as a barbarian warband to bring about the eco-fash revolution

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Based Anglos don't give a shit about disease.

Holy mother of BASED why are /brit/s such chads?

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boris hasnt shut anything down yet

The only people one Europe, possibly the word who don’t know about the virus are contestants on Germany’s version of big brother who have NO IDEA what’s going on, they’re finally going to tell them live on tv tomorrow. That’s peak television

Only if I happen to catch the wuhan flu.

outstanding. he's done it again, what an astonishing poster.

is this norf or souf?

My people.

dominos has kindly partnered up with the nhs

I'm not a savage.

Also if all goes to plan the full rolls will be replaced with empty cardboard bog roll tubes that I will be bringing from home. The work janitorial staff will simply assume that the rolls have been naturally finished.

do I still have to go to the job center on friday

The British Chad vs the Virgin Spaniard.

I thought black people couldn't catch the chinky flu and now idris elba is dead
what went wrong?

*in Europe
*world

Oops

do they really

youtube.com/watch?v=O-U9xAFWBlQ

Just kick the thing you pussy, steel toes save you the bother

Damn, Dave Grohl is so heckin' b*dass...

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>dominos
i'll take death cheers

knew a chinese girl named 'Crystal' use that

he’s a domesticated nig nog

we got too cocky my chocolatier bros

Thinking I might buy commodities from shops then resell them online for a massively inflated price
Where there's a problem, there's a profit.

mama mia

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Ok boomer

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Lol what? Why would a disease care about your race?

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>”Wash your foreskin” - Dave Grohl
Wow

same
holy shit need those appointments stopped pronto

ebola didn't affect white people

she literally hit the wall before she became popular
her bf is a white guy and she looks 4/10 without makeup and has a very wrinkley forhead like some 40yr old

lads
youtube.com/watch?v=6DQJPL9Yuq0

>80k cases in a population of 1.386 billion tends to disagree with this theory
Learn how exponential numbering works.

It's doubling and tripling weekly

>Harvard epidemiologist Marc Lipsitch told the Deep Background podcast that the coronavirus could become a pandemic that affects between 40% and 70% of the world's adult population — at least 3 billion people.

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remember that time Dave Grohl secretly re-recorded the drum sections of every song on his band's album without the prior knowledge or consent of the bands drummer then sacked the drummer and released the album with his own drum covers?

heckin' badass fuck yeah dave grohl fuck poor people haha yeah

TOM HANKS IS DEAD

cheers

don't understand why some of you lads are so hellbent on getting an asian wife
just odd, really, not being rude x

Been dry heaving and just threw up everywhere

Think this is it for me

I'd vote Bernie if I got to fuck her.

boris looks bored as shit in this corona announcement

not even a good lipsync
tiktok thots slippin

At least my best friend had the hindsight to kill himself this time last year so he could avoid the collapse of society this year

youtube.com/watch?v=XyAqg6NDiis
I wonder when will feeble-minded people go to learn that Lions are the best?

When is our lockdown coming lads? Think they'd prefer to start it 2 weeks today, but depending on numbers they might bring it forward to 1 week today.

would really just like a gf
so desperately alone
aha x

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IRN BRUUUUU

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love these kinds of posts x

its only good with sound

Because they have tiny, tight bodies.

need to wank statto

you ok pal?

youtube.com/watch?v=dWNvlyycWzQ

fuck up you whinging cunt

Id say 2 weeks is about right yeah

Get your shagging in while you can lads x

Wont affect me because I work in healthcare

only a fan of the ones who haven't been raised in western societies

hope you're doing okay lad

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look at sickle cell anemia

When we lockdown I am going to have a barbecue in my front garden.

yellowfever is a side effect of the corona virus, dont fall for it lads

felt this post haha x

Bats can pass ebola, rabies and corona to humans while not suffering any illness themselves. They can understand echolocation and they can fly.
Literally the perfect weapons for biological warfare, we should find a way to utilise them.

when you think about it the only market thats truly stable is the drug trade, the only thing that could impact that is large scale deaths of millions

Still get pretty depressed about it some days, but I need a bit of gallows humour right now haha x

>It's doubling and tripling weekly
yeah but its not in china tho is it, its died down dramatically. Its not even 0.01% of the pop in China

The video is for those poor Tiger fans who are all thinking a Lion's roar is not scary. This is enough to slap those mongrels in their butt.

Need Boris to BLOODY GET AHN WIV IT
I can only toil so much

ah yes the same 6 asian girl images that you posted twice yesterday

post her sweaty pic

oh god I want to swim in that

That's genetic though.

that is a CHILD you FUCKING NONCE BASTARD

how do you know that, have you been there?

wah?
everything lock arf
wah?
road get lock arf

god she is so fit
can see her nipples in this as well!

uni just told me I have to go home now

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Tyson can't fight for jack's worth

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God it all makes you want to turn to alcoholism dunnit?

the so-called "Hopscotch to oblivion"

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lmfao grandparents are stuck in some hotel in cyprus and when they do eventually get a flight back they have to self isolate for a week so i have to do their shopping

twitch.tv/jakenbakelive/clip/ShinyEndearingGooseKappaRoss
imagine being this guy

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So did I. I should've made love to her as a young teen, but I didn't bite the bullet

1. they are taking quarantine measures, which can't last forever
2. Can't trust China

1 person left quarantine in South Korea, and he gave the virus to 40 people.

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he absolutely battered Wilder mate

Wilder's corner threw the towel because the man was about die in the ring right then and there

hope they die in agony ahahahah

stay and run around the campus naked

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>mfw any possible economic downturn caused by Brexit can now be blamed on Coronavirus

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yes mate and they told me the stats are regularly updated online for anyone to see

"Zoomers" are vile scrotes

chinks are vile little creatures

If dubs your nans will all will get coronavirus

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kiwifarms.net/data/video/1189/1189573-f47c33c44ee52e850403e5f24f80b396.mp4

me? never had sex
but i have made love

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antivirus software going fucking mental at this post

Lion looking like relaxing, but some coward chickens are disturbing him.
Then Lion's single roar make those chickens run like a coward.
Had this lord angry then those chicken would have been eaten or fled for its life.
Lion ,lord and emperor of all big cats .
Tiger, coward thief of all house cats.

You know, I still don't know of the herd immunity plan is stupid or brilliant. Do brits in general like the idea?

Surprised the remoaners haven't blamed the coronavirus on brexit yet desu.

thanks for giving wanking pics to ants mate

they are a kind of insect like jew

aha just banter lad x
hope they are well

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>nooo noo you cant trust CHYNAAAA NOOOO, THE STATS ARE LIE WERE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE

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apocalyptic scenes in tesco

i can use it as an excuse for my pre-existent alcoholism, yes

Sorry I'm just jealous I didn't mean to say that

Chink men. Chink women are the best

barcelona is so based phwoaaaar look at that fucking cathedral corr fuck me

no such thing as 'brits in general', there's more of a variety of types of brits than there are of types of continental europeans

How will you sneak them to your desk/bag?

way i figure everyones going to get sick from this at some point anyway might as well get it over with

twitter.com/YouGov/status/1238516889195708416

55% support it.

31% oppose it.

The rest don't know.

*gives you the virus*

the normies don’t like it because it means a lot of sick and old people will die and they get to virtue signal about the government

mad how normies cant fathom the idea of social distancing and self isolation

wash your hands you detty pig

prefer girls arses to look like fat apples

is her face cute tho

come
awwapp.com/b/umakzozqj/

been saving my poos to do in toil and thus save big roll

need toilberg to come to his sences and give me full paid month off

People much, much, much, much smarter than you are worried about this

>nooo noo you cant trust scientist and international organzations, you just gotta trust Jesus

home toil commences in T- 37 hours

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>21 years
> twenty one years
>over two DECADES

and no sex

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Yas Forums has me terrified about this thing but my doctor said it’s nothing for me to worry about personally cause im not old and dont have an immune disorder

dunno what to believe at this point desu

>that fucking cathedral
>George Orwell said it was “one of the most hideous buildings in the world” and rather hoped it would be destroyed during the Spanish Civil War.

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lads is trump a cuck for letting melania model nude?

Approx 30 for me at 21

so why are pople stocking up shit paper? is having a slightly less pooey arse a big thing in a pandemic?

youtube.com/watch?v=My05cYX_2iM
ow can i rate dem
we aint da same

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join the club lad

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this except 26 (excluding sex with prostitutes)

backpack

might need to take a poly bag actually, if all goes well I could hit a few stalls on my way out, put a scarf over the top of them and no one will be any the wiser

i thought a decade was 12 years