Have you stocked up, Yas Forums?

have you stocked up, Yas Forums?

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That's nothing lmao

sounds cringy bro

>AH

GIVE OUR SHIT BACK, YOU FILTHY NAZI!

No because I dont care desu

No. I am an american and can last for months on my fat. I've lost 22 pounds so far.

I thought doing groceries in germany was cheaper, whats the story here fritz?

Uhhhh bro where did you buy that.

>Putting things under your sink
I envy you. I can't do that because last time I found a family of raccoons hiding under there. I had to chase them out and put everything top shelf now in case they come back

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>liver paste and peanut butter
I see you are a clever man

What the fuck kind of living conditions do you live in if raccoons are getting into your place? Is this common in the US?

That's not stocking up. That's what you should normally have in your cupboards.

Depends on the living arangements and how well you sealed off your home. They look for any opening and try to squeeze in or claw through. Never had them in my house, but they are like big rodents in a sense when they smell food and find any opening. Pesky critters to be sure.

what makes it worse it's slang for black people

I live in Rural Wisconsin. Tbh it's not too bad because they're a bunch of cowards. It was also winter so they were probably escaping the cold.

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I stocked up a little bit but Idk, like I got some canned foods and rice and box cereal. I guess the idea is you go to the store less when you have more stocked? But like....I like to eat stuff like fresh breads, produce etc. And that doesnt keep for very well too long. But next time I go grocery shopping maybe I will get 2 week worth of food.

Raccoons all fight over the dumpsters outside my house its very cute lmao. Funny animals

I’m good. Our grocery store is well supplied, so I had no problem buying groceries today

>tf
>tp

Mate that is 4,5kg rice, 4+kg noodles, ~15 big cans of food, 50 sausages, 24 cans of liver paste (OP has good taste, I see), ~7 cans of ham and shitloads of other stuff. They tell you here that you should have stuff for 10-14 days...

>I guess the idea is you go to the store less when you have more stocked?
exactly that

wake up sheeple

>albert heijn
based german stealing from the swamp dwellers

Explain already why all your products are Dutch god dammit!

this is what i used to do when i lived in west germany. Dutch have better products except for bread

Yeah but also more expensive.

This, I have lived in both. AH Leverpastei is pretty based. German food products are poor quality made for low prices because Germs are cheapskates

I already unintentionally have enough dry, frozen and canned food to last several months, but I like fresh veggies and fruit so I'll continue to go to the grocery store.
The low IQs who stockpile TP and bread will eventually stop

Yup, sure did.

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Well actually the racist term is “coon” not “raccoon”. Although many people in the US call raccoons coons for short.

They are truly based creatures. Incredibly intelligent. I would love to have one as a pet.

K thanks will do

Yeah, but why the fuck are people buying up all the bread? Does t it go bad really fast?

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Buy more rice, it's dirt cheap. Buy comfort food too as it's helpful to raise your mood since being on lockdown is boring and a bit depressing

>t.

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5kg rice
3kg beans & lentils
1kg pasta, 1kg polenta, .5kg millet and quinoa each
3l oil
1.5kg salt
2kg all purpose flour
1.5kg sugar
4 bottles cooked tomatoes
onions, garlic and ginger
freezer full ob bacon
fridge full of veggie, fruits and eggs and cheese
half a dozen packs of instant ramen
candles, batteries, denaturated spirit, soap and washing detergent
and of course some toilet paper

I should be fine.

>This
Yeah, nah, Dutch food is no way better than German.

Standard retard supplies for any crisis, more bread and milk than you can actually eat

No one is stockpiling anything, fuck off

Not the same user but I unironically have a family of racons living on the other side of my bedroom's wall, they are cute. They can get a bit noisy at night though.

Bunch of retards.

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You can freeze bread.

Got enough for like 3 weeks. 3 8-packs of toilet paper are my proudest achievement in these troublesome times.

Is that anti-bacterial hand gel you use without water?

Dutch fries are way better than German fries ever will be.

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>No one is stockpiling anything
Here they are English teacher, here they are

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>Mutt(i)

Here the retards are. And because the retards are forced to work from home now, the people that actually have to work can barely get stuff for dinner.

Why not just wash your ass like normal people?

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Because we're uncultured swine
I really need one, or one of these Japanese water jet toilets.

Because we have a shower.

>take shit
>scrape off the worst
>clean in shower

>toilet with a rimjob function
Why are Japanese so superior?

Packed the freezer

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What if electricity stops working?

Fuck I still need fish sticks

Then natural selection will celebrate another triumphant victory.

download more

yes I have lots of fish

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Start the generator to keep the solar panels active.

yup

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You're out of black label. How will you survive now?

Drink the proper Whiskey

Holy based