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that'll be a sersha gf in exchange, seamus

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any crypto man in

That's a different one from what I was looking for, but this is good too.
Your reward shall be waiting outside an underage disco in Carlow.

sounds goo-
>Car found burnt out following attempted cash-in-transit robbery in
>Young GAA player left with 'serious head injuries' after assault
what are you trying to pull here?

Yeah that's Carlow for you. Sorry but these are the trials you must endure for Sersh.

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going to go to mcdonalds
hopefully i dont get flu aids
lungs have been hurting quite a bit lately (ya i smoke because im cool, what of it?)

smoking will hurt your chances if you get corona

shut up nerd

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well?

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If.

AAAAGH
SOMETHING HAPPEN

this corona shite is starting to annoy me

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>140,000+ new NEETs overnight

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starting to?

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its been a gradual thing

>tfw OG NEET

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The EU is planning to severely curtail flights into the EU at least.

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bought 1.5 btc a month ago.
Sad times came, and are here to stay

Reckon it's a good time to buy now?

>no suggestion of us banning flights to and from the UK
But they're intentionally letting the virus spread. The virus is spreading like wildfire and the British government is doing virtually nothing to slow down contagion.

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IT'S TIME
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exercise_Armageddon

Seriously though, the fact that NI is following the British "guidelines" is endangering the health of the entire island. SF really need to step up to the plate as they are the only party with leverage on both sides of the border.

good

have never been a better time, hard to predict the exact bottom but it's not worth the risk waiting anymore

>SF organises parallel government response which simultaneously undermines westminster and creates trust and respect for SF
>unionist boomers kill themselves to spite SF
>reunification
>SF government deploys bioweapon on england
>westminster orders herd immunity to be developed, everyone in england catches it
>SF flips the killswitch

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>RTÉ btfo the fake armylad yesterday

But they're putting us at risk because of that anglo tumor on the north-east of our island. Also the fact that travel between the two islands is still completely unrestricted.

>SF organises parallel government response which simultaneously undermines westminster and creates trust and respect for SF
Isn't that basically how the OG SF built support for the War of Independence?

>SF pass daring new legislation allowing for 2 year olds to be put on hormones
>mandatory pozzing of wrongthinkers
FUCK Sinn Féin, and anyone who associates with them or their supporters. Filthy Marxist scum.

Yup.
They won't even need to fire a shot (except perhaps closing NI's ports and airport(s)). Just declare that "NI local government is ordering a shutdown, fuck Westminster".

Lads, I...

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Based. But you can't deny that they're useful idiots up North.

I'm admitting it's a long shot, it's just a no-brainer in terms of strategy and a moral duty for a party which fulfills even the barest of "nationalist credentials" that they lay claim to.
Pozzed or not, if they even care let alone are capable let alone worthy of governing on a unified basis, they need to stand up to westminster and tell them to fuck off.

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Non-pozzed Nationalists, please.
No "United Ireland for every race, religion and creed!" shit. United Ireland for the Irish people, or it's not even worth the effort.

I'm just saying, they're the only party that even pretends to be nationalist.
If they can't stand up and say "fuck off westminster" even within their stormont charade, they're not worth a damn.
Old IRA would be locking down the nationalist areas and enforcing checkpoints.

virgin

Lads, where is today's numbers?

169, 2 dead

never forget how earlier public health officials were brazenly lying to everybody about how well-prepared they were and confident they were in their contact-tracing

that's yesterday's

What suggests that the contact tracing hasn't worked?

Doesn't feel like a St. Patrick's weekend.

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because it isn't, it's monday

no longer being able to feasibly restrict case testing to traced individuals

You know what I mean!

Ireland/

Heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that UCD are putting out feelers looking for specific chemicals/ ingredients fro test kits. They're apparently going so far as to text PHD students asking if they have any stashed away. Not encouraging desu.

Heard from a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend that the coronavirus has evolved and can now be transmitted via the internet.

heard from leo martial law tomorrow

heard from leo marital law tomorrow

dude weed lmao

heard the news today
they say the danger's gone away

Meabhrúchán chun tuairisc agus neamhsuim a dhéanamh de cacpostáil.
I am seriously considering translating DH now, I have the Excel sheet set up properly and everything.
Might have been wrong about this being the /comfy/virus. All the fucking cafes and restaurants in town were closed to day and I had to eat fucking Supervalu food
Oddest OP I've ever seen. I was about to shit on you for being 1. so thick not as to know the word for 'comfort/comfy' and then 2. for being so lazy not to look it up. I checked both foclóir and teanglann to make sure it wasn't a word, but then something inspired me to Google it as well, and apparently it is actually a word in a specific Gaeltacht dialect (en.wiktionary.org/wiki/compóirt). This made me think that we might have a native speaker on our hands, but then I decided you mustn't since the genitive is 'compóirte' and a native speaker would obviously know when to use the genitive. So, what the fuck is going on exactly?

maybe he just heard somebody say the word before, jesus

>Ireland's, and Europe as a whole's, chestnut trees will likely all be dead within the next generation
>the only solution is to introduce new chestnut trees from China that are resistant to the canker

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dont fucking call me jesus, kike

>Ireland's, and Europe as a whole's, male population will likely all be dead within the next generation
>the only solution is to introduce new chad han settlers from China that are resistant to the canker

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the curious case of the missing genitive

we need to declare a war of extermination against invasive species
arm the military with chainsaws and send them out on an omnicidal quest