>told my mum I'll never get a gf because of my dick size
>all she says it will rise to the occasion and oh well doesn't it get bigger when you have an erection?
>ask my mum if my dad had a small penis "yeah but it got bigger when he became erect"
Yeah no shit you dumb bitch you will literally NEVER understand what I'm going through. God I hate w*men.
Kek, do you actually discuss your penis with your mother? That's weird, my friend.
why would you discuss your and your father's respective penis sizes with your mother.
Based Autist
ask her to check if the size is ok and if you can satisfy a woman(with her)
Is this a pasta?
Who am I suppose to talk to about it?
you can talk with me user :)
what's the size
What is "small"
I'm sure it's not that small.
just fuck your mom
It's 4 inches erect and thin yeah it's that small even if I can talk to girls it's holding me back from intimacy and will hold me back my entire life.
you're not supposed to talk about it, just look up the data and mae your own conclusions
...
seems like an abnormally embarrassing conversation to have with one's mother
I really don't see who you could talk to about this stuff if you're dad isn't really part of your life and I don't trust anyone like I trust my mother.
absolutely this, she's honestly the only person for privately examining it
With your gf
Mine is just as short as yours, I feel your pain :(
my dick is 16cm
will i ever please a woman?
19" bvll here, ama.
I was raised by a single mother and I'm living in the same roof with her right now yet if she ever brings something half as embarrassing as this up I'm packing my bags and trying an adventurous life on the streets
have sex
rare fag
Where is pulled from?
why is this shit in ooga booga units. How are normal people supposed to understand this shit..
what if she walks into your room naked with her swinging jug breasts, bends over and asks you to take her?
Less than 24 inches
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Cm, otherwise women are fucking insane.
she knows only the figure of the male body can entice me
Its actually in cm. Someone switched the units to inches to make retarded mutt incels seethe.
a troll or created by an adhd-addled coomer
yeah no shit sherlock, 16 inches is the length of my forearm
Length definitely, circumference definitely not
little midget man
well then my dick fits neatly into ideal yet I'm still a virgin
>he isn't 13.5 inches
i have a tiny AND CUT dick. you are all better off than me
post BBC, sir.
Bro are you the same cunt who bashed your dad and posted it here?
How do nurses react on penis inspection day?
lol
same, same, and same
have never spoken about sex with my mother and don't plan to in my life
Lachie having another episode I see
he loves rotating the catalog, he gets off to threads being replied to
Did you show your penis to your mother?
An Aussie nurse just told me about tiny little willer she saw on a mental patient
Become a pedo/hebephile and suddenly your small size is an advantage.
Why won’t dicklets off themselves for good instead of whining?
who cares, there's more to life than sex
How do i figure out the circumference of my dick?
I have been told by two gfs i have a great dick but i think it's small, even compared to some trannies, not to mention obviously all porn actors.
Did i get memed on by my exes?
Measure the diameter and multiply it by pi
small uncut dick is a lot worse
then your dick doesn't even have a shape, it's just folded skin like an old discarded balloon
Is it too late to get my foreskin chopped off at 22?
Why would you
That's the weirdest shit ever. Holy fuck
Please be bait
You expect normal interactions on Yas Forums ?
cut a long strip of paper, and then put it around your erect cock. Then mark the circumference with a pen. Be careful not to get a papercut hough ;) :D.