Told my mum I'll never get a gf because of my dick size

>told my mum I'll never get a gf because of my dick size
>all she says it will rise to the occasion and oh well doesn't it get bigger when you have an erection?
>ask my mum if my dad had a small penis "yeah but it got bigger when he became erect"

Yeah no shit you dumb bitch you will literally NEVER understand what I'm going through. God I hate w*men.

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Kek, do you actually discuss your penis with your mother? That's weird, my friend.

why would you discuss your and your father's respective penis sizes with your mother.

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Based Autist

ask her to check if the size is ok and if you can satisfy a woman(with her)

Is this a pasta?

Who am I suppose to talk to about it?

you can talk with me user :)

what's the size

What is "small"