/brit/

I thought brits could drink? My british coworker is such a soft cunt and wont have drinks past 11pm as he'll be too "hungover" the next day.

Why is everyone so concerned about this corona? It only kills the old and the disabled, if they die that’s a massive strain taken off the nhs in the future, overall a good thing

don’t take big pharma drugs me because i disagree with zog indoctrination

jerking off to hentai again

Just dropped a half-tonne pallet of ibuprofen on my tender gonads.

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because a number of the people i care dearly about are old

I didn't think there was anything more cringe inducing than Americans posting like Brits until I saw a Frog trying to post like a Brit

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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same, building up pain-tolerance is based anyway

>Lefties: Can't wait for boomers to die from coronavirus so we can finally get rid of the Tories
>Also lefties: the Tories are murderous monsters they're genociding the poor boomers
Some cognitive dissonance at play here

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
lol no

if the old people die then Labour will win the next election

IM GONNA... IM GONNA COO... OH GOD IM GONNAA... COOOOOOOOOF OH MY GOD IM COOFING COOOOF .... FUCK COOOOF

I don’t give a fuck about my family, I came from a broken abusive home

WHAT I REEALLY MEANT TO SAAYYYYY IS IM SOORRRYY FOR THE WAAAAAAY I AMM

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give it a rest rorke its a global pandemic ffs

didn't ask

Exactly, that’s a good thing, the poor mans party will win

you blogposted
people called you out on it
you’re upset about this
that’s all there is to it
move on and forget

your a frenchoid
people called you out on it
you’re upset about this
that’s all there is to it
move on and forget

i cant

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116745/Weve-got-virus-na-na-na-na-British-tourists-taunt-police-coronavirus-Benidorm.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116745/Weve-got-virus-na-na-na-na-British-tourists-taunt-police-coronavirus-Benidorm.html

he is right though. both of those sentiments seem to be echoing simultaneously from lefty student mongs

>If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. >Over 100 a month.
do you do nothing but shit

>The Troubles: Ulster loyalist militant Michael Stone attacks a Provisional IRA funeral in Belfast with pistols and grenades. A PIRA volunteer and two civilians are killed, and more than 60 others are wounded.
unbelievably based

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/brit/?
more like /slow/

My mother used to take a lot of pain killers for her "headache" and when she had to undergo surgery on her ovary the anesthesia didn't work on her and she felt everything.

>Also lefties: the Tories are murderous monsters they're genociding the poor boomers

i never said that

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im sure your frog generals are fast as fuck right

What people with broadly similar ideologies can still differ in opinion?

Holy shit

Welsh may just be

The most hideous language

I've ever heard spoken

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place looks like hell on earth
>all the grimmest, most fat and stupid cunts from the UK acting as they will in a foreign country, in the blazing heat

70% of /brit/ posters have died of COV19

could hack a closedown of shops and pubs etc for a while but not even being allowed out of the house just for a walk sounds extremely grim

Has /eire/ had its hourly post yet?

i an the very picture of serenity though
a bouddha if you will

>eyes swollen
>fever
>headache
>coofing
>sneezing
>sore throat
>trouble breathing (but that's normal for me)
reckon I'm done for, lads

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Ulsters are essentially just Scottish people.
The troubles were just Scottish subhumans fighting Irish subhumans. Both groups are incredibly low IQ

*in a nasally yank whine*
Holy shit

Welsh may just be

The most hideous language

I've ever heard spoken

yeah look i doubt thats a 1:1 cause and effect anesthesiology is a difficult job keeping people with different metabolisms under and not dead

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– First person killed (James Isbister) in a German bombing raid on the UK in World War II during a raid on Scapa Flow in the Orkney Islands.
– Ninety percent of Würzburg, Germany is destroyed in only 20 minutes by British bombers, resulting in around 5,000 deaths.
Based

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i wonder how germany would be doing now if it didnt have two world wars

Reminder that these are the same scum who massacred Badajoz 2 centuries ago

the gf
youtu.be/dc4Toe0sCvY?t=763

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>entire world is shutting schools and stopping gatherings
>the laughing stock of the world, the UK is not
?????

Would unironically have become a scientific and economic superpower to surpass the UK. But Kaiser Wilhelm's autism got in the way.

un garçon et un chat

Maybe but I don't that overuse of analgesic drugs for at least 15 years has nothing to do with it

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preemptively reporting this post to asio

just back from getting supplies at Tesco and just realised I forgot to get the hazelnut chocolate croissants I like and don't know next time I'll be back

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MAN THE HARPOONS

Busking with the gf a gender flipped version of Under My Thumb

but theyre already more relevant than us, even after 2 world war losses and a division into 2 countries, its frankly embarassing

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lost interest

Have no job. Feel weird about applying for one during a pandemic.

>tfw you will never be a poor gopnik boy living in a 1 room commieblock with a painkiller abusing babushka

By doing these 4 things you can start to lower your resting heart rate and also help maintain a healthy heart:

1. Exercise more.When you take a brisk walk, swim, or bicycle, your heart beats faster during the activity and for a short time afterward. But exercising every day gradually slows the resting heart rate.

2.Reduce stress.Performing the relaxation response, meditation, tai chi, and other stress-busting techniques lowers the resting heart rate over time.

3. Avoid tobacco products.Smokers have higher resting heart rates. Quitting brings it back down.

4. Lose weight if necessary.The larger the body, the more the heart must work to supply it with blood. Losing weight can help slow an elevated resting heart rate.

Not really mong. Germany's literally destined to be an industrial powerhouse.

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Yeah and that's WITH getting flattened twice within 50 years. Just imagine how powerful they would be if they hadn't been a bunch of uniform fetishists.

Aren't people panic buying in Ireland?
Drove to the supermarket and did a 180 when I saw that the parking lot was completely full here.
Can't stand people.

tricked the toilberg into getting a week off

mental how you're supposed to be a different country but basically all your supermarkets and department stores are UK owned. Mental how there's also literally no such thing as traditional Irish food because you just have British cuisine.

shan't be doing any of these things

wagwn wagwn BIG UP UB2 ENDZ REPPN THEM STREETS AND MERKN MANDEMS like MAD. Big UP Gritsettt! BOYS TILL DAY AND shankn mandems sinceee dayyy. wwagwn u pussioles. u kl? you mandem fink you can touch us? tw1 Massive. you got no idea.. We toold up like mad. we drop bars like we on a hype ting. u hear me now? u think ur racis hype touch us ? u man dumb? come to 85 bus anytime back of the buss.. WE?D Merkkk u. come to rangers parkk we chiln with mak 10's and shooters like it aint a fing. the hood ere is real. u pussioles hide behind ur compoters like u got saiiing to say. Wagwwn then COME hype to manz like you do on ur pc COME HYPE TO ME.
Come to my endz and say my name. Skepta or Griminall IM king of grime i get hoes like wagwn ting, u get me? i get p like im the king of grime. i shift draw like man dont care of the po po so Fuck u. We hood out here alie and im fire alie some mans step up to me and i say Im fire alie coz we merk manz alie. I got 2 hands on a 9 like its quatre to 10so we merk ur lives blud. bruv just now who we are bludddddd. WE MERKK THEM MANZ AND HOES LIKE PAPER. so fuck u puusioless. Bruverzz ere r rough. so yo im off to merk more pussioles. London 4 lyfe hood till i die MERK til i cant merk no more. Man wants to just talk SWINGERS . U GET ME ?.

>The larger the body, the more the heart must work to supply it with blood.
wow so anorexics are the healthiest

babushkas do not abuse painkillers. they are steel hardened women who could heem you at arm wrestling. get it straight

Oh dear, it's resident schizo child's "Ireland lives rent free in my head and now I'm going to cry" power hour again

that’s only brown people who don’t have morals though

actually most of the fighting in ww1 took place in the northeast of france which by the way was our industrial heartlands
ze germans dismantled our factories and carted them back home

literally modern poetry

PENG

youtube.com/watch?v=FKc5WvMrx6g

Traditional Irish cuisine

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mental that people are still smoking even during a respiratory disease pandemic

Toil oneitis is so cute... Too bad I barely get a chance to talk to her and when I do I sperg out.

lots of people are under anesthetized and aware but immobile, its a common mistake, the alternative over doing it being deadly. Draw all the poetic justice you want i cant prove shit about a case

You know what's strange? How much British people are generally liked in countries that we once severely oppressed.
Ireland, India, Australia, Nigeria etc. There's a few of the nationalists in each country that'll resent you, but on the whole it's positive.

>dismantled our factories and carted them back home

i thought they operated a scorched earth policy and destroyed everything

the british army was mostly irish

une femme et une fille

Squeezing out a BIG poo lads

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>UK owned
“British” grocers aren’t British owned. They’re owned by rich Jews.

scromiting