/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

>Coronavirus infections in the Netherlands have risen by 278 to 1,413, according to the National Institute for Public Health

Heard from an old friend today, probably not going to reply though out of shame.

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I looked up the sex offenders in my zip code and every white dude on there has child pornography or assault against a minor charge. I don't really buy into stereotypes but those guys are definitely making it hard not to.

surely it ain't every white guy
r-right?

why shame? something happened between both of you?

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the coronavirus ain't that big of a deal compared to other diseases we have suffered through yet it feels like people are acting way worse with this one
feels like it's just media show

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yeah, i cried in front of him like 2 years ago accidentally, and avoided him since haha.

Out of the 20 white dudes there were two that had typical rape or assault charges. The rest of the list were old perverted black men. But yeah all of the white guys were pedos.

i mean, why? that was time ago i'm sure he can forgive you for that
things are ok between both of you? he wanted to talk to you for a reason, user

i live like two hours from canaland, i like to be in the know

welp...
maybe you just happen to live in a bad neighboorhood

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u aint getting in anymore

Having bad antidepressant discontinuation syndrome, but can't buy my prescription because I've been out of work for ages. When are we getting universal pharmacare?

eat the rich

You mean like cheesecake?

What antidepressant were you on?

there's more to it than that, we weren't super close though. i just loved and helped out his parents all the time. really hope they're ok

Escitalopram.

Getting rich off short trading. I don't even know how this all works lmao

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umm, you alright pal?

sure, whatever you wanna call it, big boy

>SSRI
Did your penis still work?
>Not buying tianeptine on the internet

well i don't what happened exactly but i'm sure you both need to talk about it after all this time
try it, might for the best
what you doing exactly?

You can't tell me chocolate cheesecake isn't the best of the rich desserts

whenwill manchester return...

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I wouldn't know

Yeah it doesn't give me any sexual dysfunction side effects. Or really any side effects in general, outside of some dizziness the first month or so I was on it.

My girlfriend is an alcoholic.

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i've never had a cheesecake i wanted a second bite of
such a nasty ass cake

I like cheesecake

My girlfriend is a sex addict

You go into a relationship thinking "if she cheats on me, I'll dump her" but it's a lot harder to follow through on that in real life, with her crying and hating herself for hurting you

You’re a nigger

>0-8
get drunk and sleep
>9
don't drink and sleep
>dubs
buy more alcohol
>trips
have a productive day

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odds: do ket and sleep
evens: do ket and sleep
dubs: kms and sleep

I had no idea toilet paper would be the currency of the new world order.

You need a sober sleep option in there

Odds: call in sick at work
Evens: go to work and risk food poisoning stinking again

So she regularly fucks other people? Because she has to fuck other people to feel fulfilled or because your drive doesn’t match hers?

ket doesnt last that long
also i have zo in me already

if you knowingly go into a relationship with a nympho and get butthurt when she cheats, doesn't that make you the dummy

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>Regularly
Not really regularly. A few times.

It's like a needing to be valued thing.
She has extensive childhood trauma, as you probably could have guessed.

To her credit, she's always been forthcoming about everything to me.

I know I'm a cuck and a simp.

c’mon, boi. let me in.

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dabbing on them coronavirus
it ain't gonna catch me

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*catches you and gives you a wet kiss on the mouth*

Ugh. I don't believe in reincarnation because I refuse to believe I will come back as a bug or as a rabbit

You know you're a real "up" person

i wish i had a gf

._.
it doesn't matter that muhc what happens after death, but what happens while you're still alive

i’m inside of you now. can you feel it?

Sexual dysfunction is one of the more notorious side effects for SSRIs but it's not actually among the most common, and when it occurs it's usually delayed ejaculation. Some cases are more serious though.

wtf user nooo

different groups feel differently about reincarnation
one sect (bk i think) only believe in human to human reincarnation

open up and take me!! HAHA IM COMING

who could have foreseen that moving our entire economy to a country on the other side of the globe where the air is unbreathable and bush meat is the national dish could've come back to bite us

reincarnation seems like a wonderful thing if it's actually real
life always goes on and on

ok now i'm feeling this is a getting a bit indirectly sexual

China is a fucking mess, according to my friends who've been there. Even the patriotic ones admit that.

>life always goes on and on
does anyways though right? something eats your corpse, something eats that, on and on forever.
I like to think I've eaten atoms that were in the first human beings, and then pooped them out.

ofc not! completely innocent..

Had a croissant and a little cup of coffee for breakfast. honhonhon

yeah i can see that
true i guess althought that last bit you say it's strange
technically we're all stardust, right?
ok...

finna have a bagel with my coffee desu.. oy vey..

I heard ~50% experience some sexual dysfunction.

Of course, if you only take an SSRI during an acute depressive episode and not permanently, and the dysfunction is reversible, that does seem to be a decent trade off. (How often could depressive people possibly be having sex?)

had some piece of cake with some milk for breakfast

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wonder how long it’ll take these advertisers to realize that a good portion of this website is homo
will be funny to see the change if it occurs

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I'm afraid life will just be a loop of your experiences between life and death. Kinda motivating though.

50+ cases in my country
none in my state
feel a bit relieved but still, when will it be the day a case appears here

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how many people have been tested? you're close to the border right? texas has cases, you don't think people crossing back and forth have brought it over?

I wonder how targeted these ads are. Before I had adblock or fortune on my phone, I always saw very different ads from the ones posted here.

i don't think he's that good looking desu
also being gay is based
only God knows user, only God knows
life on earth should matter the most for us, at least while we're alive, better enjoy it and do good for the future generations

eat healthy get strong