WHY AREN'T YOU SELF-ISOLATING???

i need money, life wont stop for a flu

The corana virus has permanent damage on your kidneys, lungs and testicles retard. Even if boomers are more likely to die, it will still damage you as a young person regardless.

I want there to be less people in my town. And self isolation means spending more time with my family.

DIE BOOMER DIE

Going to need a source on these outlandish claims

>muh social contact

It's not self isolating if you don't have resons to go outside

Im isolating since I was a kid

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I've been self isolating since I got a job that allows me to work from home every day.

I literally get paid to be a NEET

My republican aunt and uncle blamed democrats and said it's just a flu then they hugged my 89 year old grandma and told her it's not a big deal basically and that sars was more serious.

Why are people so stupid in america, i was low key furious at the misinformation they were feeding her on top of possibly spreading the virus to her by close contact.

But I am. Well, I go to the nearest store to buy food. And go for a run late at night when there's nobody there. Exercise is good for lungs. Preparing my lungs for the virus. :D But why yes, I do self-isolate.

You are not a neet uf you have a job.

I'm a spiritual NEET

Why can't boomers stop traveling for a damn sec?

His source is r/Coronavirus, where 90% of these retard doomers source their infowars-tier claims.

I am.

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Based, simply based

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I've been self-isolating for my entire life.

Post more feet

Kill yourself (jk you're already doing it lmao)

Company is moving all of us software engineers to work from home

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Life is pretty much normal in my area other than schools being closed

Shut up nigger. CLEARLY there's a reason the post-ww2 generation is hated everywhere right?

Boris said we're fine

rude

I have to go to work.

Because my roommate is a smelly arab

top goy

I have uni tomorrow duh

all unis are closed here

Practically nothing is closed here, some gyms are but not even all of those

My mom demands I help babysit some sneezing 2 year olds.

SU moved all their shit online, but everything's fucking up. The seminar last week didn't work and the föreläsning today was also fucked.

rip sven

lel this
been doing this since sophomore year of high school

I WANT MY FUCKING CLASS TO STOP BUT THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT USSSSSS FUCKING BOSTANARO AND ITS CULTISTSSSSSS

I have to walk my dog

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Im a gymcel.

Lmao imagine buying into the media's lies

What an amazing strategy, just tell people to not spread the disease. Next we should tell rapists to stop raping women. Thank you governments of the world for coming up with this flawless and efficient solution to our problems. The millions poured into your programs has certainly paid off.

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>source- dude trust me

Iktf

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>The corana virus has permanent damage on your kidneys, lungs and testicles retard.
hmm

It has some truth to it tho.
businessinsider.com/coronavirus-recovery-damage-lung-function-gasping-air-hong-kong-doctors-2020-3
bbc.com/news/health-51214864

I've been self-isolating myself for the past 3 years, what do you mean?

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Because I want to catch it and then spread it as far and wide as possible so that this media frenzy can blow over asap.

this could be me, if I hadn't moved in with my gf three months ago
now I have to spend the upcoming weeks in isolation in a tiny flat in the middle of the city instead of chilling in the garden, listening to birds twerping, watching as the flowers and trees blossom into life, and soaking up the warm rays of the sun in the company of my family
FUCK

Just like every overblown bullshit has "some truth" in it. That's how good trolling/propaganda/manipulation etc. works. There's some truth in it but it's overblown. But because there's some truth in it you can't completely deny it because it's not black and white.

Because no symptoms and work.

In very severe cases it CAN affect your kidneys and other parts of your body. But that's not because of the virus, but because of the pneumonia making you not able to breath and getting fluid in your lungs.

I do actually

Id be very surprise if anyone on Yas Forums isnt kinda self-isolating.

I went to bar on Thursday (every bar and restaurant in my state is now closed lmao) and very small party on Saturday (10 people). This week I am going grocery shopping and to doctor appt, nothing else for a long time.

other countries look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland right now and here in britain the roads are even busier than usual lmao

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Goverment wants me to work

Ps all government workers are not working and are in quarantine

cause I'm an idiot and I forgot to buy my dog's medicine. :/
also I decided I should probably withdraw some money just in case. idk

I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

>Thinking that anyone in Yas Forums wasn’t already isolated

So? Mine is in quarantine

Good luck, cause when it comes to cohabitation I never had any

I am. I'm on furlough from work for at least the next few days, maybe all week.

Because I have bills, a family to feed and a fucking mortgage to pay. Unless they're going to mandate mortgage and utility bill freezes until things are back to normal, I will be wage slaving, carrier or not.

the wife's quarantined with Tyrone, i hope he can keep her safe

I've been self isolating for years, desu.