/brit/

Asked a girl to go for a walk with me
She's online and hasn't responded
looking very grim

charles manson should have been paroled

fully sick cunt

However depressed you are, don't forget that it could be worse. You could be this ferret.

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My Dad used to say that there was only one religious group he actually respected.

The Amish were right.

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Armouries soon to be raised by local gangs lads

if you get a fever, don't take NSAIDs (e.g. ibuprofen) lads

>ferret

Who invited the rutabaga

why

this is your average ballbusting poster

want to move to a country with a mediterrenean climte lads. had ENOUGH of this london-life bullshit.

Hope you don't call them that, would be a step too far after the 'eggplant' fiasco

the fever is the body's attempt to fight the virus, NSAIDs mitigate it. French health minister just said they're recommending against their use.

They get laughed at a lot, but they all seem to very happy with their simple agrarian lives, whereas in modern society we're nihilistic, depressed, hedonists. It really does make you think

What kind of inhumane savage would actually start filming instead of giving a helping hand?

wtf

want it to get worse so toil closes for a few weeks

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WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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like them thai monkeys innit

Just what the hell is going on guys!

As a yank would say, I could care less about the corona virus

reckon coronavirus is fake news

I could care less about the corona virus

RnB is such a dogshit genre
j

Went out Friday night, going to go out this Friday too, no virus is going to stop me trying to get a shag

>"I could care less"
>Meaning: I don't care a single iota
wtf, America?!

>j
what I meant to say was
just mcdonalds music innit

yeah we know it's not the virus tbf

Would love to have a fight with Nassim Taleb and punch him right in his smug face

I tell ya hwat, I don't care one iota

*goes loopy*

Based toilsman. Fed up with all these bored children running around /brit/ screaming that it's the end. If I get it fine I get to sit at home on the best sick pay terms ever offered for a couple of weeks.

No.

just did a big, shit, lads.

>tfw no whipping cream at the shops so my mum and I can't make lemon tarts now
This is so bullshit I just want to make lemon tarts and assholes are scared they're gonna die

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good boy
did you wipe your bum bum clean?>

Crazy how shithole countries used to be the ones where everyone was starving to death, and now the shithole countries are the ones where people are all obese.

I'm feeling for you, lad

just stocked up on a few gallons of whipping cream in case corona hits

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holy fuck lads

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off to mozambique for the foreseeable future
reckon they'll make me their king

holy fucking based, more like it
kebab = removed

not really
these are my boxers from last week so theyll be changed tomorrow

don’t care one whit

honestly grim
absolute psycho who should be locked up

Reply to this post telling the sickness to be gone or else you get the good ol' wuhan flu

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awwww boohoo did the worthless mudslime sandnigger who wants to bomb anyone who isn't like him get killed?? :o

back in the runt cage leftypol

OI LADS
CHECK THIS SHITE

>noo not the heckin talibanerino!!

shut the fuck up

fuck off you mug

Genuinely feel bad for Afghanis.
We basically did a bait and switch with Al Qaeda and 9/11 to invade them when they did absolutely nothing, and now everyone lumps them in with people like ISIS when all they're doing is defending their homeland.

last week:
>it gives you brain damage
three days ago:
>it scars your lungs
today:
>it really hurts

It did made me think for a bit, ye.

It can also make you infertile

>Chest has been hurting and its been harder to breath, weird coughing from time to time
I'm fucked

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legally changing my name to The Post-Covid King Of Dogshite

Bought 10kg of rice, a jar of 200 multivitamins and a 50L water barrel.

Tomorrow it'll be 10kg of pasta and some beans.

Leaning back in my chair as far as it will allow

>sitting back in the grass, enjoying your afternoon off
>some bogan cunts drops out the sky and kills your for a laugh
Hope he gets his just deserts

WOW A FEVER AND PNEUMONIA CAN AFFECT YOUR VITAL SYSTEMS!?!?! GEE I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!

he has the textbook aussie psycho schoolkid voice too

rasheed

Lower back won't be too pleased with this one

Belt your gob up ya lil seppo cunt

Why don't you bog off before I remove your jaw you wog

fuck off child

holy fucking cringe

Is there an easy way of reducing the file size of pictures you've taken with your phone camera

hope he gets his just dessert
i’m thinking crème brûlée, you?

Lumberg will have to take this one on the chin then

open them in image editing software and save them as a jpg (or various other formats) or just make them smaller

youtu.be/Wo0TBLwaJzs
choon of the century

switch it to a lower resolution

yeah

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Make pictures of small stuff

thought the US was letting the Taliban join the afghan government now

For real though, the way it's actually killing people is it suddenly and rapidly attacks their heart, not from the pneumonia.

Crop the edges

take a photo of your willard

I hear kids are calling corona the 'boomer remover'

modern media is a fucking joke, the sensitivity of the average person baffles me too. anyone who served an action role in the middle east would have at least 5 stories just like the one where matey put a few rounds in the 'innocent father of 10 farmer gud boi'

you learn quick out there, none of them are your friends none of them want you there none of them wish to co operate with you even if they front like they do, they're all rats and they all report to the same nest so by default theres very rarely an 'innocent civilian' or a 'hard working farmer'

squawking

I think the US is pretty much just saying fuck it and leaving the """government""" on their own

more like hiding in a wheatfield because you're a known bomb maker and a based aussie comes to exterminate you

for me? its the roney V or the covey one nine, if you will

ok Commando Charlie

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t. soldier C

>people who get shot at by afghans don't particularly care if an afghan gets murdered
colour me surprised. there's a reason we don't let emotionally invested people do the decisionmaking when it comes to human rights.

Whinge Online
and
Have a Wobbly

america is an infested hive and they don't even know it yet

>you don't understand war maaaaan
shut the fuck up. it's a case of murder and outrage is warranted.

>human rights
someone post the >depression guy

UK is gonna make the US look cleaner than a Norwegian prison cell

the hardest man on /brit/
take a bow

my work's sick pay scheme is so fucked I can't get my remortgage approved until I provide contractual proof that it's a thing and I'm not just making it up

what's that then

Have they found patient zero yet?

>shut the fuck up. it's a case of murder and outrage is warranted.

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US is going to have much fewer infections per capita due to people being so spread out compared to other countries, but the fatality rate is going to be much higher due to Americans being obese and unhealthy pieces of shit.

you dont know the situational context so you cant know whether it was murder or a neutralized threat

working from hymen

...Anonymous
03/16/20(Mon)06:26:16 No.119677103
so yeah, y'all meat eaters will continue killing and eating filthy animals to satisfy your primal cravings. ya? well, the real culling nature DEMANDS is of your kind, this outbreak is her way of letting y'all know that your time is up. either STOP eating meat or kys
your choice
simple as
end of

Yeah found him here *points to my arse*

probably some illiterate chinky peasant with a penchant for bat like in world war Z

oh my god, think of the effect on shareholder value

don’t know if I will get paid if toil closes for corona, don’t care either. reckon two weeks off is worth it

love the story in bitter lake about how the afghans played the west for mongs for a while.
supposedly afghans realized if you hated a guy you could just call up the uk/us and say he was taliban and they'd send an airplane over to obliterate his house and most of his entire extended family from 10,000ft.
but then obviously the remaining extended family weren't too happy about randomly having their not-taliban family member blown up by the uk/us, in-fact they'd quite like the uk/us to fuck off home.
so what did they do?
they went off and joined the taliban.

take the piss

daily reminder that the UK is currently run by a cult leader by the name of BoJo who has brainwashed the unwashed-masses consisting of the deanos and deanettes, the chavvos and chavettes, your rorkos and rorkettes, the simppos and simppettes, that acquiring the wuhan stinky chinky is akin to getting a vaccine. and that his sermons are essentially flattening a "curve" and giving "herd immunity"