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wood berry willy edish

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yet another dogshit clogwog edition

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based caralad

can only pray that janny returns once more to cast you into the fire

*Gives you lyssavirus, hendravirus and covid*

emmett on the verge of going feral

On this day in British History

>1190 – A massacre of the local Jews takes places at Clifford's Tower, York. Many Jews committed suicide so that they wouldn't fall into the hands of the mod.
>1322 – The Battle of Boroughbridge takes place in the Despenser Wars.
>1660 – The Long Parliament of England is dissolved so as to prepare for the new Convention Parliament.
>1782 – American Revolutionary War: Spanish troops capture the British-held island of Roatán.
>1812 – The Siege of Badajoz begins: British and Portuguese forces besiege and defeat the French garrison during the Peninsular War.
>1872 – The Wanderers F.C. won the first FA Cup, the oldest football competition in the world, beating Royal Engineers A.F.C. 1–0 at The Oval in Kennington, London.
>1900 – Sir Arthur Evans purchased the land around the ruins of Knossos, the largest Bronze Age archaeological site on Crete.
>1940 – First person killed (James Isbister) in a German bombing raid on the UK in World War II during a raid on Scapa Flow in the Orkney Islands.
>1945 – Ninety percent of Würzburg, Germany is destroyed in only 20 minutes by British bombers, resulting in around 5,000 deaths.
>1976 – British Prime Minister Harold Wilson resigns, citing personal reasons.
>1988 – The Troubles: Ulster loyalist militant Michael Stone attacks a Provisional IRA funeral in Belfast with pistols and grenades. A PIRA volunteer and two civilians are killed, and more than 60 others are wounded

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When will the rioting begin?

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when isn't he

jannys got the rona

stockpiling golf balls

it won’t

wasabi peanuts for brekkie

off to a ‘rona pozz party

it came from pangolins. if it was from bags there would be at least a few vampires among the recovered population

>5'8
IT'S OVER

>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got here...

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whatever for lad?

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probably not real wasabi sorry mate

just popped a golf ball in the ol' bong and took a big hard suck on some golf ball smoke

where did all the colours go?

>Implying they need an excuse

The 2011 riots were over some random drug dealer getting shot dead. The rest was opportunism

Going to be pissed if they close the gym, I just started my summer cut at the beginning of the month, I will lose all my gains if they close the gym for a few weeks

lighting up a cuban golfball

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you do know you don't need to go to the gym to exercise, right?

>Designated free time

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built in gamer goggles to protect my circadian rhythm

Agreed, but you need a spark, in that case it was the bloke getting shot. Lots of people getting sick isn’t going to cause a mob

Great post as always

just did a bit of research on this. very interesting. oh well, western horseradish is still tasty.

Same here.

All you can do is body weight stuff and HIIT training at home. Unless you order a barbell off amazon?

What the fuck can I do in my room aside from press-ups and sit-ups?
I don’t have any weights

your circadian rhythm gets fucked with by the backlight's blue tint
so this might even make it worse even

[citation needed]

read that this is actually a meme.

Management meeting taking place downstairs about the chinky virus at toil. Hope they decide to close

Most pseudoscience is actually a meme

if the only bodyweight movements you can name are press-ups and sit-ups then I don't think you need to worry about your "gains" since you've clearly only been at it for like 4 months

erd emyoonitay

thought it was pretty well established that looking at screens right before sleep is a bad idea?

try one handed push ups, handstand pushups, pistol squats etc.
there are plenty of ways to overload without weights

go for a run
go out on your bike
do you not have any heavy bags of gravel or sand?

fellas

If a darkie gets shot robbing hand sanitiser we might see rioting.

it is

there's millions of things you can do mate, just google it

got a minor niggle lads

Literally everything is closing here now. Total lock down from 12 today. Army called in to protect pharmacies. 1 person allowed outside at a time. Pandemonium. Paranoia. Pandemic.

What is it

yeah actually

why did they flip this around?

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Less of the racism mate, this is a family-friendly board

the kind and compassionate smoker will never quit to protect his loved ones from aggressive outbursts during the long and agonising nicotine withdrawals

Mayo would be the best place to be right now.

Dooblin is fucked.

like all things, foretold by Morrissey:
"Panic on the streets of Carlisle, DUBLIN, Dundee, Humberside

stay safe out there Italybro

coof

he cute

Get a resistance band for

heh, chance'd be a fine thing

we all going gym tonight lads (corona permitting)?

is your whole life running around Yas Forums and Yas Forums to find dumb shit to post in /brit/? sad

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>cardio
I’m trying to keep my gains lad not lose them

this is neither from Yas Forums nor Yas Forums you seething yankoid
is your life just monitoring my posts so you have something to seethe about?

>1 roll per day
THE LAND OF THE SHART

May have to, not losing all my progress because of some dumb chink. Fingers crossed the gym just stays open, would rather just risk getting the virus if I’m honest

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
this is bait, right?

cant be real

seen this post before mate

Reckon straight athletic types are much better at giving blowies than women or poofters

Imagine LeBron James giving you a good suck bet you it would be different level

>Average person uses 1 roll a day

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yeah no need to worry about your gains then you cretin

fuck off you baiting mong

The fear of hoarders clearing the shelves leaving you to starve is probably what's motivating most people to hoard in the first place. It's a vicious cycle. People who didn't intend to hoard before see pictures of empty shelves and are more likely to buy way more than they probably would have otherwise. All it takes is a few bad apples to poison the well.

You clearly know fuck all about lifting if your suggestion to keep your gains is just “go for a run lmao”

For you.

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cranking the old korean pop music at toil, about to depart for the midday gym session

>hurr but Yas Forums said

Coronachan wants to have sex with me

no way of maintaining your gains really. just eat high protein, hmb if you can get some and just do home exercises.

you will certainly lose most of your gains because pistol squats aren't going to save replicate your 3 plate squat but there you go.

Am yet to see an empty shelf anywhere

why would gyms be randomly staying open if literally everything else is shutting or being shut down?

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if you think cardio kills gains then you're clearly a newrunt, simple as
bet you haven't even plateaud SS yet

wash you arse in a bowl of shart

working out strengthens your immune system

really not that hot you creep

Do HIIT you curl mong

She is hugging me all day, every time I get up from the sofa she gets angry and every time I leave the house she meows. Before she didn't do that.

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Cardio is good for you yes, but a run isn’t going to help me keep my muscles is it?

thought that said cranachan and it made me hungry

ok homo

>infected gymrats in charge of quarantining themselves and risking the loss of muh gains
not a fucking chance i'm entering that petri dish of bacteria until a vaccine has been found

lifted in my early 20s. got to 1/2/3/4. then got a gf, got lazy, had a few unrelated injuries and lost all my gains and became dyel (albeit with good form)

was starting to make my way back up, but corona virus has probably just set me back again lol.

schools are open, my toil is open for business, why wouldn't they?

>gains

the animals are always the first to know

ah well lad, have a beer

It’s a meme you mong, but yeah cardio doesn’t build muscle, going for a run isn’t going to make you jacked

>petri dish of bacteria
I think it's the virus you should be worried about mate

imagine how threatened and inadequate you must feel to have actually posted this post.

>DYEL with good form
does mark rippetoe have any cues for this

you're not a fucking balloon mate

I've been doing home workouts for a few years, with resistance bands for the last year. Still maintain pretty good muscle mass desu - not as much as when I was doing a bench/squat/deadlift routine, but enough for people to comment on and say I'm in great shape

GOMAD

don’t care, would rather risk the virus than miss out on gains
had two weeks off lifting over Christmas and it’s mental how much strength you lose in so short a time

>what is calisthenics

just now realising that i'm in the presence of midwits

*closes tab*

you can do dips with chairs if they're rigid enough

chugging a fugg

your body keeps the muscles it uses
you don't have to keep overloading just to maintain what you have

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Problematic thread

sleeping is a human right

and imagine how insecure you must feel to have made this post

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To know what?

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which post tipped you off

dunno i dont use many cues anymore, i just instinctively know what to do, because i have been stronk before.

so yeah, y'all meat eaters will continue killing and eating filthy animals to satisfy your primal cravings. ya? well, the real culling nature DEMANDS is of your kind, this outbreak is her way of letting y'all know that your time is up. either STOP eating meat or kys
your choice
simple as
end of

a meme propagated by reddit youtubers who take steroids and go to the gym and get jacked then go to the playground and shoot a video of them fucking around on bars

why lift when we ll be dead within the month

well done inadvertently admitting you're still on newb gains

a meme

love this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>noo I need to make my body look beautiful to impress other men!!

not a furry so how would i know

read mishima's sun and steel.

not a weeb

still remember my noob gains and how amazing it felt to just balloon like that

convince me

I’ve been lifting for 2 years mate, I was on the same weight I just couldn’t do as many sets as before

this guy i know said his family dog didn't piss for 2 days and just sulked in the corner by himself while glancing at his dad with a sad expression on his face
his dad then died

maybe animals do have a sense for impending death

was up at 6.30 to lift this morning but didn't go because of covid, did some calisthenics but it was shit

might go tomorrow morning LOL

looking jacked in an open coffin
mortician might play with your lifeless dick

>read mishima's sun and steel.

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