/brit/ + /briyewt/

Did seasideMark get bullied off the tube again?

Did thot audit even work?

crazy how yanks think genital mutilation is a normal mundane thing

few of them got got but most of them had been working less than a year so could fix it by the end of the tax term

with /brit/ you'll never be bored

imagine being this much of a seething incel that you waste your worthless time bootlicking the IRS

dangerously based

this psot made me sad

mmmm

I would eat her shit.

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just ripped my foreskin off

>millions are going to die!
>millions dont die
>erm well its still a horrible painful condition for weeks!
>80+% of people just suffer typical flu like symptoms.
dumbass npc fear-mongers

I'll buy it for $5

don't forget to tip

owie zowie!

off to bed

really REALLY love it when the girl my "mate" has had a massive crush on for years constantly throws herself at me in front of him
god it makes me feel like such a fucking chaaaaaad. whenever he sees her hugging me, holding my hand or snuggling up to me he either tries to put a stop to it or tries his best to join in and hold her hand or spoon her or whatever it is he saw us doing. it's quite a bizarre little love triangle. poor fucking bastard.

governments thinking of rolling out a second stimulus package lads
hope this one gives me, the everyman, money

Today's immersive commute
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have a sad cum bb

wanked to this album cover 1000+ times as a kid

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very cool little collection of posts here

it really ought to be b& desu
circumcision really fucks up your dick in a multitude of ways
i love my smooth pink soft bellend. feel sorry for yanks who have a rough leathery calloused grey-coloured bellend.

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all me as well

ask your gf how jamal's cock feels cut vs uncut she doesn't care lmao

poo

Who has the most to gain from this pandemic?

Russia leaked the engineered virus to crash western markets, and to divide the European union by introducing the idea that free flowing travel from one nation to another is inherently flawed from a national security perspective in a world where you literally cannot place sensors for novel strains of bacteria in every country of origin.
I suppose it's possible to implement these sensors in airports, but why would nation states risk leaking their proprietary sensors to enemy states when this plausibly deniable attack vector can be utilised by the nations with the most advanced detection rates and methods.

My other theory is that it was released by someone to gather data for future more devastating attacks.

I'm very pessimistic.

he's not talking about how it feels for lasses is he
and very odd that your first impulse was to write a post with the nomenclature referring to african american men

have a think mate

be a winner and restore that foreskinner

youtube.com/watch?v=ehfiQd7lcPY

This will only end in tears you repugnant little wretch

stfu

Exclusively wanked to anal sex porn from like 14-23, now the idea basically disgusts me whereas a females asshole used to be like the number one thing. go figure

scuffed for her pleasure

where's 190

it's not odd at all, he's american
very unhealthy lot the americans

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BREAKING: European Union leaders to employ UK 'super spreaders' to assist in developing herd immunity after isolation policies fail

just heard tell of a secret woolworths

day 4 of what might be corona
was coofing pretty strongly yesterdy evening, but that seems to be gone
nose still blocked, sore throat gone, sick feeling still present. lungs not feeling as tight as yesterday.

starting to think this might not have been corona. it wasn't very bad at all. in fact i did a lot of vacuuming (though it did make me tired) and reading (though i kept falling asleep) over the weekend.

didn't have shortness of breath per se but i did have tightness in my lungs and a dull ache in my rgiht lung when i inhaled deeply

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shut the fuck up retard, its very early days.... official govt. figures estimate 400k dead in the UK alone and that's if they can maintan a 1% case fatality rate

but also cut contributes to vaginal dryness so thats why americans consume gallons of lube

don't care

user you have a cold

ok chang

what’s wrong with people dying?

no it doesn't

>Yas Forums
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My asshole is burning every time I fart

>Here and there one meets amongst the Arabs men with fair hair and blue eyes. They're the descendants of the Vandals who occupied North Africa. The same phenomenon in Castile and Croatia. The blood doesn't disappear.
maybe varg was right

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arse is pooey

Need Emma Watson to foul the air around my nostrils with her braps.

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annoying if i do because i have to still self-quarantine in case. but i can't just relax afterwards because im still liable to get actual corona.

dunno though, was coofing pretty badly yesterday and lungs were achey and tight. doesn't usually happen with a cold.

Portuguese-Brazillian reunification when?

why the fuck would you sacrifice your life to a completely random person on the basis of them looking vaguely similar to you?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK535878/

daily dose

Corona is so mild people can't tell if they have it or a cold.

Literally a non-issue that the government is blowing up to take potshots at China and enforce rationing on the poor

what happened

test