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I already have my 12 gauge and 9mm that’s all the guns I really need right

Homeland of Darwin making him proud

Probably xnxx
It's like every video on there is from the 2000s and all the girls are your typical bimbo slag pornstar with orange skin and cheap boob jobs

surely you'd be better off hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat

Cant take well spoken australians seriously, imo they should all speak like this or not at all

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I don't understand. If you are in a place that can buy guns, why not buy as many guns as you can?

@119671948
mutt's law

might have to buy some kettlebells or some shit, gym seems out of bounds

A strain of covid-19 is going to mutate in a couple years and be even more deadly and everyone else is going to die while the UK is immune.

Guns cost money nigga I cannot drop $2000 in a panic buy

i have my dad's snooker cue and my le creuset casserole dish so i wouldn't try anything if i were you

Can not fathom being an american and not owning an M1 Garand

do you think guns just go bad after a month or something? most of them are made to last generations

>in constant, excruciating pain
>doctor won't prescribe surgery to fix it because he's convinced acupuncture will do the job

>depression

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sounds a bit east anglia
sounds a bit cockney

seems like it'd be a diminishing industry in that case

is this what happens when you import chinks to be doctors?

also recommend imagefap, lots of nostalgia porn on there

it's a bit interesting that some people change their accent and others not much at all
doug cameron is another senator and he still speaks with a heavy scottish accent, ex.
youtu.be/Aq6HU4i5tQc
but he came here in his early 20s, while kenneally came in her 30s

overpriced, heavy, outdated and chambered in a boomer round
you can just rent one or know someone with one instead of dropping whatever inflated price for it

No. You need a rifle. You're gonna be lucky to hit anything from 100 yards.
Maybe try to kill someone and take their tacticool AR-15 with aimpoint scope, bipod-foregrip combo, binary trigger, telescoping stock, 2 flash lights and a laser sight.

I want to start collecting antiques soon but I need to square away my money more

Went to bowling with my female support worker lads. Played my best game yet & scored 126.

ivy-leaved toadflax (Cymbalaria muralis) looking out over the Thames and just watching the world go by

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He's Nigerian.

So most Americans only have like 1 or 2 guns? I thought people had like 10-20. I'd definitely buy a lot if I could.

Get something in .308 or .223 you faggot

Maybe he's one of the ones that was meant to be a rocket scientist instead.

In a perfect world there would be a competitor pitted against Facebook, Wikipedia, Alphabet, Netflix. We need to decentralize or the future will be full of gloom and despair.

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ok boomer
Bet you'd rather have a 1911 instead of a Glock 17

Surgery can't fix general pain.

I have a single south african parent and thats enough to give me an accent people can instantly pick as having something in it

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It can fix what's causing me pain though.
t. deformed skeleton

oxygen supplies could run out within hours in hospitals

people who like guns usually collect a shitton of them. 50+
people who think they will actually use their guns have, at the bare minimum, 2-3.
small gun for conceal carry, one full sized handgun, one rifle/shotgun

Most Americans have no guns, a large number own a gun or two, and a small minority own huge collections of guns.

Sold my AR never shot it was sort of useless since you can’t even really hunt with .223, saw no point in owning it

UK will have eradicated it long before the rest

look at that silly woofer

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That’s definitely not true, I’d say an average of 2-3 guns is extremely common among people
Only weird preppers and gun nuts actually have more than 4 or so guns, most people that are “into guns” only have like a shotgun handgun and perhaps a rifle or two

>>Most Americans have no guns

Crazy. In a country where you can buy guns, I would imagine most carried. That's why they only shoot in places where they are banned like schools. I saw the vid of that church and like 10 people got guns out and shot the guy.

mutt bastard

what an absolute abomination
a crime against nature that runt is

Darwin is turning in his grave

Guns are expensive and not everyone is really into guns and wants to collect them. most people who own guns just have a pistol in their house for self defense and maybe an AR-15 if they're into shooting as a hobby. Most people just don't care about guns. It's like how everyone here has car but they don't necessarily know anything about cars and they certainly don't collect them.

what was your AR build
you can hunt deer and some other stuff with it but I know it's illegal to do in some states if that's what stopped you

just had a helicopter hover above my ends for 5 mins, think they were looking for corona with the heat vision

what about all the single mothers/soccer moms/lonely women who get spooked into carrying a piece for self defence?

trains are empty it's pretty comfy ngl. except for that one NIGGER who's singing some voodoo shit

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That voodoo shit is keeping the train going.

saw a vid yesterday some guy on the metropolitan line in london on an empty train

Careful with the racism. Last time I thought janny was gone I said the C word and got a 3 day ban.

>wanted to do porn at 14
>researched it for 4 years
>as soon as she hit 18 she went to America to film it
>loves her life

what word?

I hate all those incels who insist women can’t be lonely
They know so little about women it hurts

they either use pepper spray or carry some pink babby gun chambered in 380 ACP or similar

me mums anglo. Sounds posh rather than saffa now for some reason

Looks a bit like little snapdragons

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Basically this but I will say basically everyone that doesn’t live in a big city or is a sheltered white suburban family likely own guns, so wherever you visit here most people don’t own them but in middle America or even medium sized city areas basically everyone owns one

>>wanted to do porn at 14
need to find one like this
happy to oblige

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Chad, janny hates them.

racist loser

Dachsunds were a popular dog during Darwin's time and Darwin owned several dogs. he talks about them in the Descent of Man

You know you can own guns here too? You do have to have the government check you out to see if you're a freak though so good luck

>tiny little rat dog
>has been bred literally no purpose other than to make 60 year old women with no kids and weird pink jackets feel good about themselves at weekends
>clearly absolutely fucking retarded
>looks disgusting
dont understand modern dog breeders

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It was literally just a del-ton carbine in .223, but even with a rifle barrel I wouldn’t want to hunt with anything smaller than .308 or .30-06

Imagine smelling it lads. Imagine bending her over and having your way with her.

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Glocks are gay

mutt bastard

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Feel so clean like a money machine

for me its the noble and proud english labrador

If I could own one gun itd be the AR-10
not the new tacticool version, the old retro 1950s version with wood/brown plastic furniture
I dare you to show me a sexier looking gun. It simply can't be done. Rifles don't get nicer than this.
Its full power too, 7.62 instead of 5.56 like the AR-15
If I lived in America I'd buy an AR-10 and a Glock 17. Don't need anything else. That's the peak load out.

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>Nebraska
Wtf?

Loads of dogs with little legs were meant to go down holes, it's the ones with the horrible squashed faces that have a life of true suffering (unless they're inbred anyway)

I will now take your questions

dad told me to get a job but I showed him this video and said how am i meant to compete with that?

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Nebraskans are basically the Californians of the flyover states.

That percent bloke has a lot guns

How much is the dole these days?

>it's the ones with the horrible squashed faces that have a life of true suffering (unless they're inbred anyway)

Especially since it's all the mentally ill that buy them.

youtube.com/watch?v=nhPcn-2iHJ4

'Peak loadout' hahaha get a grip

be the best crab you can be lad, that's all anyone can ask

reminds me of my year eleven english teacher. used to wank everyday thinking of her

american niggas be:
myself personally have a a Karlton 667 2.5 millimetre Shock Absorption 2 Prong, it's no Faz 110887 Shellac but it gets the job done

good lad battle rifles are kino

A government mandated gf/bf is a human right

hehe remember that one that does the hitler salute

Feels wrong doesn't it

true
was reading an article by a vet who said they cried when they first put a ventilator on a pug because they saw the pugs lip colour change and they realised pugs dont have naturally dark lips they are just so oxygen deprived their entire life because of their fucked upper respiratory system that they can't afford to oxygenate parts of their bodies
she also said the pugs would cry to try and get the ventilator back on because it clearly felt so good
people did this to millions of dogs over the last decades, all to make them 'cute' (and personally i dont understand it they genuinely look vile to me)

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Yeah ar-10s are nice but kind of expensive wouldn’t mind one though

Can’t stand seeing those smaller mags though t. Floridian

The government shouldn't force relationships on people but that dating thing they did in that lobster movie where they send single people to a retreat and force them to interact with each other would probably work

is don malaponte around?

omfg so cute wtf

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Counted 15 people with masks on during the ol toil commute

imagine punting this off a bridge, corrrrr

> In April 2018, Meechan was fined £800. Meechan stated he would not pay the fine, and instead donated £800 to the Glasgow Children's Hospital Charity. In March 2019, the money was seized from his bank account by an arrestment order

>teach dog trick
>get criminal record
What a time to be alive

or maybe they should just cull incels once every 5 years

Would you let yourself be bullied for a living?

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>You know you can own guns here too?

Yeah a small selection of shotguns and rifles if you can jump through all the hoops and prove you have some purpose for it other than self-defense.
And you are probably going to prison if you actually shoot someone even if they are breaking into your house.

LADS
DOES THIS MEAN HOUSES ARE GOING TO BE AFFORDABLE AGAIN?!?!??!?!?!?!?

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That is grim and sad. Yeah it's so dodgy, people like them because they 'look silly hehe', don't understand that as a concept, must just be the type that views animals purely as a possession that buy them and breed them

It wasn't because of anything the dog did, it was because he was screaming nazi shit the whole video. Not that he should be prosecuted for that either, but it's different to teaching a dog a trick

the boomers houses will go to their families

*ahem*

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nyoom

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Fucking hell ate some chicken earlier and my asshole is absolutely rubbed bloody now

F o o d
M a c h i n e

kraut niggas be like:
ja I have ze volkswagen which takes 8 hours to replace the starter because of ÜberEngineeringzat

>getting dragged out for another night out
clubtoil is grim
sick of it

You even spell defence the yank way lad, either take your proxy off or stop playing COD it's not a healthy attitude to have. You can have a gun to shoot targets if you like, you don't need to fantasise about shooting people

youtube.com/watch?v=uGgI6qsg_kc

CORRR

Properties they own wouldn’t be occupied by them and with less people overall in the world the cheaper real estate is simple as

Kill all landlords

youtu.be/yMlKJGKyoCo

tune

;D ;D ;D

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He has an American flag though

Hahaha

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Hahahaha I fucked it just look for the (you)

Well anyway FOY

youtube.com/watch?v=Wql_0fO25hI
listen

I’m going to have a few drinks and wait for this Chinese flu to blow over.

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They treated dogs a lot worse in the past. Pugs are blessed today

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Don't like creme eggs don't see the appeal, I like sweets but they're so sickly they're inedible