/brit/

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I want to make love to a cute american boy in a log cabin by a roaring fire.

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bender

Bloody hell
How does this happen

> lil hairless twink benders
>hairless
doing better than laura then. you'd think that'd be the first thing to do is shave and make your skin smooth

If you like 100gecs you need to have your head caved in with a claw hammer now please fuck off to Yas Forums's tranny discord and talk about making yourself a statistic

my boys got his own ringtone

Wasn’t talking to the Irish regardless I’m afraid

I can see into the windows of 4 of my neighbors. my whole life has become watching them for 10 hours a day, as there is always at least one person home in each of the houses.

I don't get any sexual arousal from this, quite the opposite, in fact-- it's more a genuine distaste. They live similarly pathetic lives. A lot of time spent around the dinner table with subpar looking meals, then off to the "living space" for television before they go to bed at roughly the same time every night. Then they wake up and reset. Derivatives. They all look like they are asleep and waiting for someone to wake them up.

Reality is a nightmare to me

Walked by a homeless man who was coughing and wheezing uncontrollably earlier

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my ex gf told me she scissored with her cousin when they were 14 and i called her scissors cousin for a year, i order new sim cards sometimes because shes blocked me on everything so i can say scissors cousin to her on whatsapp

Reckon that's somewhat gay

hey lil piss baby

Dunno how people can live with their windows open. Haven't opened my blinds since I moved in because the last time I did there were a bunch of non-whites walking past, peering in at me.

dont care

Did you hold your breath

Stepped on the Microshaft Surface Go and now it's fucked and it can't be repaired and I didn't get the warranty so Kikerosoft won't replace it for me FUUUCK

If this is true you need to sort it out while you still can

>I can see into the windows of 4 of my neighbors. my whole life has become watching them for 10 hours a day, as there is always at least one person home in each of the houses.

>I don't get any sexual arousal from this, quite the opposite, in fact-- it's more a genuine distaste. They live similarly pathetic lives. A lot of time spent around the dinner table with subpar looking meals, then off to the "living space" for television before they go to bed at roughly the same time every night. Then they wake up and reset. Derivatives. They all look like they are asleep and waiting for someone to wake them up.

>Reality is a nightmare to me

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and I thought I was bad calling my ex beef flaps

Good would be a waste of effort if you did you see

Cracked my phone the other day so I can't even swipe down the notification bar. First time I've ever cracked a fine. Will cost at least $250 for a new screen so will likely just buy a newer phone.

rudeo

>5'8
IT'S OVER

top notch

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wish i was gay

Back to where you belong, trannies

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Howling

the problem with dystopian fiction is that it’s just very silly

you talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck

Should have gotten an iPhone for cheeky replacement reasons

i look nothing like this. im wheelchair bound and cant grow facial hair

i wear plain colored t-shirts and sweatpants all day

nah fuck her

Couer d'Alene is calling out

Brucey posted it again!

Unironically believe that the world is largely populated by worker-consumers, and governments and corporations actively seek to maintain and expand this.

>Dunno how people can live with their windows open.
i like to think windows are like the frames of paintings, but instead of looking in youre looking out and theyre framing instances in life

sometimes makes me a bit paranoid walking around an estate with loads of windows, like im a subject and all these people are looking out and appraising me

I honestly wish I was gay because for some reason gay men are attracted to me.
And hilariously the only women that like me are a pair of dykes.

>im wheelchair bound
do you get pity pussy?

Seen this many times but still don’t know the story nor the aftermath

God damn I'm gonna coom in this

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i look like you, except im better looking

that desperate for a a fuck?

>5’11
THIS ISN’T OVER

I’ve always loathed the use of the term “labour”. Reducing to merely a “factor of production”; a homogeneous resource that generates money

why shouldn't brothers have sex with their sisters anyway? What's more loving and natural than a brother guiding his sister into a healthy sexual relationship.

Day n Nite

I toss and turn I keep stressing my mind

laboumer

Do you get off to people hating you? Because that's what's happening, you're actively making people wish for you to get AIDS and die. Does this make you happy? Do you find pleasure in it? Genuinely curious

labour is human effort commodified

Good song

is this true

state of that mug

>why shouldn't brothers have sex with their sisters anyway? What's more loving and natural than a brother guiding his sister into a healthy sexual relationship.

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Love being commodified

i fucking LOVE dick
i didnt realise just how much i liked it until i frotted with one for the first time
i prefer them to fannies. fannies are just ugly. dicks are so aesthetically pleasing, especially uncut dicks.

Most ITT think it's hilarious or mildly annoying

You hate me as a person which is fair because I'm obnoxious but this occasional LGBT gimmick doesn't merit violence

Boy Afraid:
“Prudence doesn’t pay,
And everything she wants costs money”

“But she doesn’t even like me,
And I know because she said so
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
In the room downstairs,
She sat and stared
I’ll never make that mistake again”

they get a little estrogen rush everytime they get a you from posting pure noncery

yeah

Hes from Brizzy

wonder what happened to anime foot lad

Yes pornhub, by searching 'lesbian teens' I actually wanted to be shown 'blacked MILFS'. That's exactly what I wanted to see while searching for lesbian teens.

Wtf is a britisher

This is war, huh, wow

No, most ITT literally would enjoy watching you be executed

You're correct that I don't care that you're a fag, I care that you're being a fag about being a fag, so again why are you like this? Do you get a rush when someone on the internet notices you?

For me it’s amateur content

Hnnnng

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Britisher is what Indians call you, guy in the Yas Forums thread is a poo

This is Pop, yeah yeah

Most britposters are LGBT friendly

Is that that hapa bird that did facial abuse videos and puked all over the dick she was deepthroating

cor to be honest

Take it as a sign to stop being a cooming Degen

I’m proud to be a Britisher, where at least I know I’m free

Long story short no

Yeah and like me most people here don't care that you're a fag, you're being fucking obnoxious about it and posting your fag shit on a blue board where nobody cares about it, that's why we'd like to watch you be executed

the algorithm predicts what you really want

>Most ITT think it's hilarious or mildly annoying
i think it belongs on the board you all got specifically to post shit like that on
fake news

don’t want anyone getting hurt but the explicit content is a bit unbecoming

>we
nah

i get the same treatment, lad
whenever i post gay shit there's 3~ lads that get violently angry about it. there's usually only one present each time, but i can easily tell them apart from each other because of the way they type.
i reckon people who get so angry about seeing gay stuff are just insecure with their sexuality desu. if looking at a dick, a lads arse or a nice male body makes you feel uncomfortable then there's something wrong with you. it's not normal to get pissed off at the mere sight of a picture of a cute male looking slightly erotic.

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/brit/ is at best gay neutral, never seen it be pro gay

>most people are heterosexual
>WTF why do most people react negatively when I post my gay porn here???

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