/brit/

want to shag the lesbianism out of fiona bruce

Nah I'll be fine. Just enjoy watching two girls rub each other up.

a wind up merchant

when it comes to something like coronavirus, cars absolutely mog trains, buses, ships and planes for effective quarantines, safely protecting people, and a good practice of social distancing.

thinking about getting my arse crack waxed

it's so hairy that wiping is a real chore
reckon i could cut down on my wipe time significantly if i wax

no this is a wind up merchant

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properly good reaction image but im not sure why this image even exists

Answer me Bruce you cunt

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>can’t think of an argument
>just write “cope”

irish people are nonces. even the ancient fucking greeks wrote about how the celts were gay nonces so you know it must have been bad

shave it

i'm more right-wing than boris and more left-wing than corbyn

cope

probably not the most opportune time to think this out loud but i don't really understand why is killing whales a taboo? why is it OK to kill a fish but not a whale

>ancient Greeks knew about Hibernia

Go to bed

oh suck my cock you mickey mouse twat

alri spruce goose

wish i was a teenager instead of in my 30s so i could partake in tiktok and snapchat and instagram and all the fun social media

instead im stuck with faceberg and pictures of brunch taken by 30-something childless roasties

bit of a brainlet lad

apps.apple.com/us/app/my-horse-prince/id1173408461
Thoughts on this?

Been thinking about going back to college lads. And I don't mean uni, I didn't even get my A-Levels.
I'm only 21. There's still time enough for me, hehe, r-right lads?

Never understood this either. Reckon it's cause they're big and probably endangered.

there was a 30 year old in some of my a-levels classes

>the celts are from Ireland
irish 'people' arent even celtic
its well documented they just got constantly raped by moortugal and spain for centuries

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

They did due to the Romans

>Net migration into Ireland was positive in April 2018, continuing a pattern which has been in place since 2015.

what a surprise. the paddy was lying

open a corner shop

How did they name it if they'd never heard about it?

just coz i responded to your obviously gay post about beautifying your backdoor doesnt mean i want to engage in sexual relations with you homo

hehe

Is it still a taboo? Think people are waking up to the whale pest situation nowadays.

ah yes, one of the furthest nations from the actual celts and incapable of speaking the language but indeed the origin of the pre-roman celts was 'hibernia' said the ancestor-worshipper in perfect English, the only language he knows

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/brit/ is not about Irish culture, go away. If you do not, we will make /eire/ about British culture.

People are waking up to the fact that it's not ok to catch industrial levels of fish either.

What's the point unless you're gonna get a degree that leads to a high paying job? Those are very scarce unless you go into health.

Where did I say they never heard about it?

Just noticed my left index finger is the only one that has no hair on it.

the obsessed aussie still here then
*yawns loudly*

You're thinking of the single recorded incident where 100 people were kidnapped by pirates, aren't you? That and the single incident of 15 Spaniards landing in Ireland after their ship was destroyed.

lil peep
mac miller
xxxtentacion

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i’ve got zero love for the irish. the only way to make them leave is hostility

Poland is celtic.

smelly taigs

I'm something of a business casual masturbator.

>flag

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pytheas of massalia lad

but the greeks only ever talked about the gauls

Your dead uncle lol

...

You are now listening to AraabMUZIK

Well I was thinking more of doing it for the social aspects. I literally have no friends anymore.
Also I'm a travel filmmaker (I don't think I'm a travel vlogger though) and want to go to film classes for the networking.

he whines for the 1500th time in english from his mummy's spare room in england town

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Yes, I'm English. I just like calling out mongs when I see them. You're so transparent. How easily you were identified as a mere parrot to wikipedia articles you've seen linked on Yas Forums.

>Also I'm a travel filmmaker (I don't think I'm a travel vlogger though) and want to go to film classes for the networking.

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>pump and dumped link today
Feels sublime, now I get why bankers treat the population like subhuman pawns. Buy my shit you fucking pigs.

I'm talking about barry cunliffes history of britain where he documents it but if you want to project and strawman me from the get go instead of simply asking nicely im going to mock you instead of giving you the page reference

Got hoes blowing up my phone baka

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Two absolute fucking spacks

It really burns your bum to think about your cowardly uncle on his knees begging for forgiveness and mercy in the ultimate surrender but receiving none, doesn't it? lmao

>and if you want to help me make more videos, you can support me on patreon

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It's your money but that's a retarded way to network tbqh.

Might treat myself to a bit of afternoon ASMR and a cheeky siesta. Have a great arvo /brit/ I'll check in again later when it's seaside hours!

Didn't wash my dick properly for the week I was at the hostel and now it stings and smells and sweats too much.

he whines for the 1501st time in english from his mummy's spare room in england town

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In order:
>fat
>crazy future roastie
>very crazy
>non-white
>crazy

>doing it for the social aspects
>Also I'm a travel filmmaker
>to go to film classes for the networking.
Thanks, that post gave me cancer

Based.

I have you pegged sunshine. Dont you DARE try to spout more myths as fact in my presence again, Irish offspring.

Remember when his uncle cried actual literal tears in the presence of strong Irishmen before he was put down like the dog he was?

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Dip it in methylated spirits, that'll stop the biological events

painful watching the bernie/biden debate. they're so fucking old.

>been invited to spend a few days at a beach house with mumberg and dadberg
>dadberg is very immune comprimised and I live in the middle of a chink infested city
Really wanna go to the beach but don't think I should killing the bastard.

>strong Irishmen

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Fucking retarded Irish think that every Irish hate post from an Australian has to be the lad who's Uncle was killed. Despising the Irish is no different to despising cockroaches, you don't need a reason.

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Enjoy the pedo weebs

tarq
Tarq
TARQ

bit of a legend really

did they cut off your foreskin when you were born

Is that still going? I thought Biden won. My sister (who has never lived in USA) was devastated about it last week or so.

Haha remember it? When his uncle was put in his place by the superior Gael? Classic.

no

thats outdated lad

why do the irish always go on about how strong and masculine they are? is it a cope for how they can’t even speak their own language? you really aren’t particularly masculine

Yes

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proof?

most girls i know find the irish accent hilarious rather than sexy. "top o' t' mornin' t' ye!" is mocked, not desired.

Haha just makes me laugh thinking of the brittle little prod uncle begging for mercy in the face of a superior being haha

do your part to wipe out boomers who own beach houses

2 1 4 3

Want to learn an instrument to busk with.
I love classical but it can't be a piano, that's too big.
Now the guitar is the easy choice but I sing like a cross between early Bob Dylan and late Leonard Cohen (i.e dogshit) and guitar's boring without vocals.

Violin it is.

Holy cope

bet you slag off pikeys with all your middle class mates drinking prosecco in your living room

where's the lie?

I hate the Irish. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion.

>I'll never experience love or happiness because of a few centimeters of bone

what? explain yourself

Saw someone doing rap busking a few months back

If some middle class rugby supporting poof walked into my front room with a bottle of prosecco I'd smash it over his head

this post pleases me

Ah yes, a fellow chinlet/jawlet?

like clockwork

Hot af tranny on Grindr is asking me for ass pics

Does she want to fuck me?