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lads....

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just want a hot teen gf but im 31

think the time for that has past sadly gonna have to settle for a roastie now

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Might just gather my money and belongings together and fuck off to a small town in New Zealand

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Get a tan

Need a woman with a slightly softer version of this facial profile

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Why

Imagine what she'd look like pregnant.

>5'8
IT'S OVER

It's doable but you need to find an obedient one that doesn't ask too many questions

yank bastard

fuck off fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF

unfff

magnificent ladyrumps lads

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So you’re a closet gay

Looks comfy there, UK isn't very comfy anymore

It is what it is innit. Majority of people on here are children in an adults body. No sense at all. Foolish fellas. They’ll realise once it’s too late

Don't have to share a continent with serbs.

What's everyone listening then?

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dunno who mikey is

a rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun like myself doesn't have time for /brit/ """personaliites"""

you're the roastie lmao you just cant see it
you're the fat old worn out cunt some similarly fat old worn out cunt is going to settle for
state of you
if you're not in a relationship by 20, living together by 23 and married by 25, to a woman younger than you then you failed

not like you and me mikey cheers

Quite literally one of the greatest songs ever made, at least in the electronic genre

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Trance doesn’t get sufficient appreciation

Might go to the old 24hr McD's

If I were to have my lordosis, kyphosis and scoliosis surgically corrected, would my height increase?

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24 piece nuggets?

the existence of rollercoasters is a monument to human arrogance

Haven't been on /brit/ for a while, who is this Mikey chap?

The Irish sticking together for safety like the rodents they are

virgin music

Only one of the greatest trance tunes ever made

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She wants a man who goes to bed at 1AM on a week night

it's just what was on at the time i read that post mate settle down

i hate n*rway and n*rwegians

alri we'll just go on the waterslides then

We have a greater sense of ethnic cohesion than you atomised anglo spergs

she wants a man from mars
he wants a woman from venus

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shut up virgin

Maybe nuggets but I like those little 99p cheeseburgers, two of those and an apple pie might do the trick

Yeah you're so cohesive you don't even post in the Irish general.

This is a fucking mess and hard to follow

Whoever made this should be castrated

alright sorry didn't mean to be rude

That brainlet yank was absolutely seething. I’m genuinely still surprised how none of you understand that. Are you all really this sheltered?

must be why you are filling your country up with niggers despite having several extant examples of why that's a bad idea

Good choices too

Ethnically cohesive groups tend to invade other ethnic groups territory and stick together within that jurisdiction

I will defend any Gaelic brother over you dogs

We aren’t though, you should check the stats on that one

Ah yes the greatest decade of music

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I'm too tired to read all that, can I get a summary please?

>Ethnically cohesive groups tend to invade other ethnic groups territory and stick together within that jurisdiction
Yeah because Brits have never done that to the Irish and certainty don't still do it to this day.

As a proud Anglo-Celtic Australian (1st fleet convict stock) I'm not sure who to support :/

Support us cause we'll win.

I'll tell you how I operate. Chucked matey a tin of beans, he's now my cupboard.

a lot considering immigration to ireland has only really just started.

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Brits aren’t capable of doing anything. The boldest men on these Isles are Gaels. That’s a fact

We drove you lot out by the barrel of a gun, the exodus of Anglos from Ireland post independence war could only be rivalled by the exodus of 1 million pied-noirs driven out of Algeria

Not only that but we have always fought with those dirty scotch dogs in the north, and made a right show of them every time

going to the rspca soon

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>Brits aren’t capable of doing anything

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just got a call from a number with 666 in it
shan't be answering that if they call again

Are you serious man? Have you no self awareness. That’s just cringe.

Throw a man a Citroen C3 and he's your bank, but teach a man to drive a Citroen C3 and he's now your taxi.

The only achievement here is Ireland because it’s the only one they actually had to fight for, and yet they never actually controlled Ireland beyond administrative centres in Dublin and Belfast and even then we kicked them out hahahah

British empire vast swathes of nothing

She secretly wants a volcel bf to corrupt with her feminine wiles

A quarter of the whole world vs 5/6th of a small island.
You really stack up well there.

>Can I cut you off?
>Do you mind if I cut you off?
>Can I continue?
>Stop running your mouth?
>You want to talk about tonight?
>Or you want to talk about Sunday?
>Let's talk about tonight
>Rolling into Jonesboro, Arkansas
>Right now I'm excited
>I'm all jacked up
>I'm flying
>I'm ready to go
>When I rolled into this town I was worried
>I was scared
>I was nervous
>I was petrified
>I was horrified
>You know why?
>Because I found out this was a dry county
>You think its funny?
>You think it's funny when Stone Cold Steve Autsin rolls into a dry county?
>You thinks it's funny? What? Huh?
>I got nervous
>My skin broke out in hives
>I'm itiching inside
>My livers all twisted up
>You know what I did?
>I took Debra
>Went to the liquor store
>I loaded up with alcohol
>More specifically vodka
>Whiskey
>Beer
>Tequila
>More beer
>More vodka
>More whiskey
>And more beer
>Because I wasnt just going to sit around in Jonesboro, Arkansas, I was going to drink all night long

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Mikey isn't a Gael

Random calls give me the fear

>Poland 0.1%
I'd forgotten how turbo-rorke that country is

Ah yes the majestic sphnics

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Since we are all gonna get the corona eventually, we should make a game of who gets it last, wins.

Just so you know, I'm playing on hardmode, living in an infected city in a commie block full of foreigners.

Ulster was historically the most Gaelic province of Ireland and a bastion of rebellion against The Crown.

who wants to be friends

Lads please answer, important question.

the british empire governed 20% of the worlds population

Michael is of Gaelic stock, as are all Irish travelling ilk. They are the most insular display of Gaelic Irish genetics on this planet.

Animal shelters in Aus are so grim
They're so up themselves, charge 500-1000 dollars per dog and are so picky about your land size/postcode/fence height but not your lifestyle/experience
No wonder they're packed full of mutts

Refuse to answer any call I get without a recognisable caller id
Not taking any chances in case the call comes from inside the house by an ax murderer in my closet

That’s all good and well but your people today are divided and weak. Grow up mate. Nobody cares about the British empire anymore. It’s a remnant of the past. It’s embarrassing how you cling onto it you nerd

Works better with all the WHAT interruptions

Imagine being the adopted black kid growing up in Poland. What a hell.

alri ahah

>Yes sir please do the needful sir you bloody bitch fuck
Wonder why

>your people today are divided and weak
We don't have borders between our people lmao

My rather straightforward opinion: A government led by Jeremy Corbyn would have had a similarly awful or perhaps even worse response to the virus outbreak as this current Boris one

My controversial opinion: Theresa May, despite being an utterly terrible PM on the issue of brexit, would have had a very sensible and good response for coronavirus. She has the right kind of temperament and attitude for it: boring, cautious and safe, unlike the risky daredevil attitude of Boris or the naive "save the world" attitude of Corbyn

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>teen gf but im 31

Just go fuck a 17 year old. As long as you aren't her teacher or lawyer or something nobody will care. And why do you want that anyway? You, at 31 years old, really wants to hang around all day while some retard gets out of school and then gets on instagram and tiktok and talking about how exams and hockey practice or whatever are ruining her life? Really? You want for a gf?

A government led by Jeremy Corbyn could you imagine

>60% of Land
>20% of population

lmao pathetic

Pikeys are literally genetically and legally distinct to Gaels. Have been for centuries. You've more genetically in common with a planter from East Belfast than Mikey

*0.01%

then how come you don’t speak irish lol?

Wasn't worth posting the first time.

Your attempt at humour is again, embarrassing. I interact with British people everyday. Nice people usually, but they’re weak. Their is no group. They’re far too individualistic.