Could a witchdoctor have stolen YOUR penis? It's more likely than you think edition
/brit/
Caleb Thompson
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Joseph Reyes
answer my question from the other thread please
Colton Thomas
daily reminder that the UK is currently run by a cult leader by the name of BoJo who has brainwashed the unwashed-masses consisting of the deanos and deanettes, the chavvos and chavettes, your rorkos and rorkettes, the simppos and simppettes, that acquiring the wuhan stinky chinky is akin to getting a vaccine. and that his sermons are essentially flattening a "curve" and giving "herd immunity"
Oliver Moore
tights
Owen Ross
told myself i'd do my uni work now so i shall
Brandon Howard
linkboard not imageboard
Elijah Taylor
Xavier Price
Transgender activists have been condemned by Grenfell Tower fire victims after they set off smoke bombs close to the block where 72 people died.
Police were called after protesters wearing balaclavas stormed a meeting of Labour party feminists at a community centre near Grenfell Tower in London last week and set off plumes of acrid smoke.
The group, calling themselves the London Bi Pandas, targeted a meeting of Labour Women’s Declaration in Kensington, which has previously warned the rights of women are being eroded by allowing transexuals into female changing rooms and refuges.
Elijah Bennett
My eyes were wet with tears, our little dog, when I bore thee (to the grave)... So, Patricus, never again shall thou give me a thousand kisses. Never canst thou be contentedly in my lap. In sadness have I buried thee, and thou deservist. In a resting place of marble, I have put thee for all time by the side of my shade. In thy qualities, sagacious thou wert like a human being. Ah, me! What a loved companion have we lost!
Dominic Thomas
thats the thing its not even sad nesasarily for some reason its when i feel fucked over. Which is the worst time because it looks extremely cuntish even when emotionally i don't feel much and can think completely clearly
Aiden Evans
at least it's a plan
america doesnt even have a plan
Asher Martin
...
Carter Lee
My life peaked when I was 8. Ironically, that was also the age when I first attempted to hang myself and got put on SSRIs.
Hudson Cooper
>page 4
Jose Jones
for me its sports slags
Juan Moore
At the end of this thread you'll still be posting here and no work will have been done
Before you know it, it'll be 3am and you dont know where the time has gone but you're still on /brit/
Jonathan White
Never did understand why people like doggystyle. I like to look at her face. Too much porn I reckon
Daniel Bell
very untrue
be quiet little virgin boi
Evan Reyes
what is wrong with catholics?
Jason Rogers
Joseph Turner
*walks towards you*
Jason Howard
Having seen /brit/ threads move this quickly for years
Juan Cooper
previous thread just got deleted
janner's here...
Ethan Scott
Yeah same the only time I've cried in the past 17 years is when I've been extremely angry.
Michael Lee
janny deleted the wrong thread LOL
Lucas Richardson
janny just deleted the old thread
i guess he's seeking a compromise?
Jack Jenkins
you know it
Kayden Wilson
they put locks on all the public loo bogrolls in my area so idk
Joseph Miller
he's got us pinned down for the final shot.
Christian Green
Sis...
Aaron Murphy
I noticed that, what a fucking moron lmao, his fat fingers must have slipped from the mouse
Zachary Price
ah yes the janitorial staff
Owen Robinson
aye but you can still pull it out
Christopher Green
It was a terrible OP post tbf
Samuel Morales
Oliver Green
>5'8
IT'S OVER
Joseph Gonzalez
pub food is cheap here
big plate specials for only 5 (five) pound at the hungry horse on Tuesdays only
Jose Myers
that was like in mario where you jump off a floating rock before it falls in the lava
Sebastian Taylor
Find this image quite repulsive. She’s quite picky isn’t she. What makes her think she deserves any of that. She doesn’t.
Anthony Ramirez
Literally the perfect woman
Ryder Lee
yeah but then its in a big clump
Kevin Cook
It is true tho
Bums smell bad
Nobody's arse smells like roses
Evan Martin
maybe he deleted it for racism... against white people...
didn't think it counted if it was against whites
Bentley Hall
oh ok pubs here are much more chain orientated
because they basically only exist money-making wise because of pokies and to open a bottle shop you need a pub running as well
the pub bit is just a bonus kept artificially in business
John Gonzalez
CAN'T EVEN DO HIS PRETEND JOB PROPERLY
AHAHAHHAAH FAT CUNT
Tyler Gutierrez
Post her pics, NEED a trad gf
Josiah Parker
That's just a femoid
Ryder Lewis
australia
Blake Rivera
holy shit thats good
the local at the moments doing a schnitzel and bacon burger + free schooner for $13
Brandon Turner
gf after a shower always smells flawless
stuck me finger in there and it came out cleaner then it went in it did
Logan Nelson
Aiden Gray
ugly bitch deserves to die in the plague, who is she kidding
Luis Morgan
never have I wanted people to die so much.
Josiah Murphy
JANINNEEEEE
Luke Cox
every one of those videos turns out to befrom western shitney
Owen Parker
You are now hungry
Nathaniel Kelly
why do they type out a list of requirements you have to meet like they think they are a some big prize, literally a hole you stick your nob in then go about your life thats all they are
Brody White
Bizarre. Might be her diet, maybe she does tiny rabbit poos
Parker Richardson
Find myself disgusted by other humans. Secreting sweat in every crevice of their body. Their stench. Makes me sick when I think about it.
Caleb Johnson
Looks like a gormless little runt got deepfried
Logan Diaz
Love a strong beak on a woman, shan't step down from this hill.
Aiden Johnson
so? i`l just have some more crisps
Chase Powell
Elijah Nguyen
Hunter Stewart
*gives you a half-hearted shove*
Camden Nelson
Can you be malnourished if you live off beef and potatoes?
Ryan Sanchez
horrifying stuff
Benjamin Smith
Me and the missus can both work from home so we're just going to self-quarantine until we run out of food or this all blows over. Main concern is shaggingtoil has increasing tenfold and dont want a baby in 9 months
Jaxson Harris
horey shet kek
Brayden Richardson
Take the fucking S.W.E.A.T. pledge zoomer shits
Jack Morales
also love large noses on women
unfortunately i myself have a rather large nose so i can not marry and have children with one of the aforementioned women as our children would be nosecucked
Kayden Lopez
ugh
that did not end how i had hoped it was gonna end
Anthony Diaz
why do they insist on these short socks so that you can see the ankle?
is there something embarrassing about socks now?
Brody Sanchez
What does /brit/ think about having a pet cheetah?
Jordan Wright
>13AUD
ain't that like £1.50 in real money
Dylan Johnson
Benjamin Clark
if eating well as a teenager actually affcects your height, then how come cunts who live off maccas are all 6'2+ gigachads?