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yes, and a shave

but who does it, a funeral man or do they hire a hairdresser

the funeral people who do this shit

The finn

finna watch Biden and Bernie hit each other with their canes.

ah yeah he did something in funeral stuff didnt he
how fitting
finnish metalhead edgelord diddling cold bodies

What if rigor mortis gives the corpse a permaboner? Do they just saw it off?

ok thats not what i thought diddling meant but im not taking it back

they get people like you to hide it in their mouth

no I don't think they do actually

yes they do

How could Biden still be in the race for daring to fatshame a fellow american?

are you referring to something that happened before, because I just turned it on

if the corpse gets horny, you have to fuck it to lay it to rest

wouldnt it be hot to fuck a corpse

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why do we have foreigners posting random shit
like that uk flag posting boxing shit
are they autistic
so weird

It would be pretty cold since it lying in a freezer, unless it's fresh, but they don't get fresh corpses very often

tfw no fresh corpse gf

This is easily the most incoherent democratic debate so far

Frankly impressed

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what would the colonel say

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wrong, they are still warm when transported

where are my daily LOTR fun facts

>you r old, r u washing ur hands???
great question CNN

hey joe, are you winning?

DID YOU KNOW that the Dwarven language Khuzdul was based on Hebrew and the Dwarves themselves on European Jews

that depends how and where they died
do they do autopsies in funeral homes or just in hospitals?
also how long does it take for a corpse to go cold?

how do I cancel my subscription

Don't bring it up next time I slack off

you are shit fun facter and I will never give you money again

theres a department which does em in hospitals, id say corpses stay warm for 6 hours

>again
Right so where's the first sum
You still owe me

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Biden was right

>Bernie Sanders says he doesn’t want a super PAC. Instead, he has Our Revolution, a nonprofit political organization he founded that functions much the same as one.

>Like a super PAC, which is shorthand for super political action committee, Our Revolution can raise unlimited sums from wealthy patrons that dwarf the limits faced by candidates and conventional PACs. Unlike a super PAC, however, the group doesn’t have to disclose its donors — a stream of revenue commonly referred to as “dark money.”

apnews.com/345bbd1af529cfb1e41305fa3ab1e604

you can get it from my dead, cold, 6 hours old hands

>go to the website
>go to the YouTube

>leadership is making an unpopular vote
is leadership also never passing or accomplishing anything in the senate ever?

glad a new thread is here

we /fast/ now

god I hate CNN

dude I was more left-wing than you in 1975 lmao

Virginia, are you talking to yourself?

yeah

imagine actually caring about the democratic debate
just get the cliffs from the BBC tomorrow

imagine voting

i can't because i don't
refuse to take part in any political system that isn't geared towards bringing my utopian anarchist vision to life

>letting sensationalists curate things for you
would rather not

>letting
i force the bbc to publish things that are in line with my views

I never bought a TV loicense while I was there and they never caught me
ama

what do you think of the swedes

very nice people, probably too nice for their own good

except for the deluge, where they just had a kraut-tier psychotic evil episode for a few years

yeah... too nice