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I, The Gypsy King

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>The research also found that human coronaviruses can be efficiently inactivated in under one minute with surface disinfection procedures with 62-71 per cent ethanol, 0.5 per cent hydrogen peroxide or 0.1 per cent sodium hypochlorite.

He looks like a super villainlet

mikey lookin good

heineken tastes better than carling
*meerkat voice* seemples

Bojo playing a blinder

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I went to Liverpool 2 years ago and that's literally what the average guy looked like there lol.

does anyone dispute that

Experts in cheadle have claimed that COVID-19 makes you grow another arm and turns your tongue green.

>5'8
IT'S OVER

every 50 year old in the pub i imagine

Would do anything for a girl like her

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Just sneezed lads. It's over.

Sometimes I ask why people need so much toilet paper, then I see retarded boomers at work grab 5 paper towels to dry their hands when 1 would do

the indian fountain of youth

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obese trollop

got a friend at uni who's starting an actual campaign to make the country go into full asian lockdown mode and he's making a website with all kinds of scary 'facts' that he's found on twitter

BoJo the gambler

I wanna watch the gypsy king absolutely ravage my gf in all possible holes

reminder: anyone of yous goes after mikey, you'll have to go through me first... and i tossed tree trunks heavier than you around for fun

fat cow

the poocuzzi

Ahh-CHOO
*Sneezes on the next poster*

Is coffee good for you?

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the only thing worse than carling is carlsberg

they'll be dead soon

incredibly bold and risky move, the payoff/penalty would be immense either way

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just remembered i have 2 aunts who live on their own, both overweight, both with drinking problems, hundreds of miles away from their nearest relatives. might give em a call tomorrow and see how it is.

Thick thighs are a proven vaccine for corona

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dont know

dont really care either. Not giving my coffee up

think ive given myself gender dysphoria lads
how do i revert this

carlsberg export is nice piss off

Current status of Facebook ad campaign: 705 (seven hundred and five) impressions, 3 (three) link clicks, and 0 (zero) website purchases. Conversion rate of approximately 0% (zero percent)

The Danish bevvy industry will remember this post

>20-25 year old /brit/ poster hyperventilating because of a flu

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swigging a bottle of sanitiser

gf blocked me again
now i see she's unblocked me but hasn't added me back yet, again
she's trying to see if i'll re-add her first i reckon

a course of antipsychotics

need haldol ASAP

Are you both literally 16

with a very fast moving train

tesco stock two cheeses made with raw milk and animal rennet, every other cheese they sell can be eaten by vegetarians because it doesnt use rennet, theres only some fucking crying vegetarian in the reviews crying saying "MUHHH THANKS TESCO NOW I CANT EVEN ENJOY THIS CHEESE BECAUSE IT CONTAINS RENNET" absolute fucking state of these people guaranteed southerner, can normal people literally have nothing without them making it bent

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*does the laugh from the end of Thriller*

we got way too cocky herdimmunity bros

Could be a fat peerage in it for him if he pulls it off.

i'm 25 and she's 20

block the daft bint and dont look back.

>literally no one under 30 has died outside of china
heh

bit weird

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>just stop touching your face
>stay 6 feet away from everyone

these people are pathetic

maybe some of us have elders we care about and jobs that place us in the frontlines

>

got oxbow on lads
#Choon

A dose of cop on

why is she doing that

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>Does fuck all about the floods
>Does fuck all about the coronavirus

The man is a total simp

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RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS

How come Italians aren't as powerful against it?

boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeets girl
(woah)
DUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDU

swear this key would never get any use if it weren't for the 'chon

Gonna get the ol corona pronto

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fooking A
been a while ngl
pengest Orb tbqh

you had floods?

even those old people are statistically much, much more likely to survive than die
>jobs
lol no mate

im 31 and ive been experiencing extreme anxiety for 2 weeks straight now

Now that the dust has settled...

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... Thoughts?

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based corona-chan

need 1 (one) brick of coke and an 80's disco prontissimo geez!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah it was when we got hit by 2 storms in 2 weeks.

You should be ashamed of yourself

thinking of joining amers radio show if ever does it again and sort of hijacking it to interview him
dont imagine hed have the stones to shut me down

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>fails to consider broader implications on the economy and health service
retard

listen here she came on to me ok?
also i'm very immature and emotionally stunted

Read this as
>The man is a hotel lamp
(haven't had my coffee morning yet!)
Thought that was an interesting new insult

so fake it hurts

insect mogged to death by pic below

going to use this religiously on /brit/ from now on

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china is lying

theyre writing off deaths in corona sufferers caused by pneumonia, heart attack, stroke, etc as separate issues

accidentally wrote "to ride" as "ro tide" haha

>love asian women me

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need to squeeze my cock into a cute trap's asshole

You're such a hotel lamp

women stop being attractive after 23
until they hit 35 and become a milf

what a "re tard" jaja

bit gay that

She looks like a plastic whore like ALL white women

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they do it in maths and that

yeah but who cares

Nah reckon milfdom begins at 40-45 or so they’re still well at the wall at 35 t. woman master

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dunno virgins and that

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roll tide is the rallying call for alabama sports teams, but is also colloquially used as innuendo for an incestuous relationship.

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bangers n that

find it really difficult to fall asleep without drinking

she looks like the offspring of the money from ace ventura fucking an ant

you ugly disgusting little pig

pukka gear, simple as really

wtf are you me
was sobering up last night as i was falling asleep and i could hear every creak and groan in the flat, every word my flatmate uttered, didnt get a single wink

I blame women for the outbreak of the coronavirus

this used to be me but with weed

you'll eat those words

very considerate indeed
BASED tesco
bet you can't spot the difference

very odd behaviour for a supposed gf need to sort this situation out mate, not sustainable

I'll cheers to that!

why are mexicans the most hated group of people in the americas

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how can anyone that likes asians unironically complain about plastic surgery

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>to insecure about my manletness to even go outside
hahaha

not a fan of vegetarianism simple as

so simple

low test cucks prefer oriental women thats why you never see blacks with them cause they know white women are the best

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nobody likes spanish

Not drinking again until im 50

who here needs a daily reminder?

Can you use it in a sentence?

hows nasty little creacher

5'8?

>who's that gutlord marching? you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise!
they'd never get away with this now

she is a mentally ill weed addict
reckon she's got the 'phrenia tbf

toilfu is 6 years younger than me

remind me im wasting my horrible life and im too young for alcoholism

strong brave and solid post

Alri 5’8 it’s over lad how’s it going

no

it's because asian women don't like blacks

Would prefer a white woman to cuck me 2bh

Girlfriend just declared all foot fetishists as “fucking creepy sickos”

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mate this is sounding grim perhaps best if you don’t re-add her and move on

whats it like having a gf with grotesque uruk feet

gagging for a hearty oxtail soup

big big mood

you: on the ropes

rightfully so
dwarfs should only be viewed in zoos, otherwise stay the fuck out of my way or I'll squash you like a bug

People are in denial that this is only an old persons disease

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of course

any sane man wants to see the best with the best

freak behaviour

27 at the moment, think I'll be ready for a gf by the time I'm 32. At that point I'll be exclusively looking for partners in the 21-23 age range.

unironically think i have it lads

got a sore throat and chest feels heavy

>american poster
>girlfriend
next you'll be telling me irish posters have girlfriends. I simply refuse to live in this new fantasy land of your imagining

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cheers
yeah

but what am i going to put my doodle in??

she fit? be honest

mate just stop you've been at it all week

She sounds based.

Toilfu said the closest I will ever get to making love with her is her stamping on my head whilst wearing high heels

13-44 seems a pretty strange classification desu, surely a larger amount of variance in that group then the others

fuck off please irish incel, you're one of the worst posters here

why do white women prefer blacks then?

AAAAAAAAAALL THE PEOPLE

yes
terrible, it's over
yeah i'm gonna neck myself in may

aye but she's been getting fat lately
worried it's going to spiral out of control and i'll have a female chris chan on my hands

Been thinking about how this crazy world loves to sink its teeth into the arteries of fear and paranoia

Sony said they are going to release all of their exclusive games on PC one year after release.

5'6
a sizeable portion of women my age are taller than me, a majority are at least the same height
just have to roll with the punches
alexa, play leonard cohen-'everybody knows'

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same reason they fuck dogs

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let me just post some ear kino real quick

do it on may 2 thats my bday x

how about sucking my cock you antipodean freak

kansas

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Kek this is me

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another lass who hopefully isn’t a chronic weeder this time

sorry to hear that lad

maybe consider moving to the philippines

how's it going turt', still roman? still beautiful?

did you know that in the brain the neurons in the postcentral gyrus associated with genital touch are adjacent to the ones for toes?

why couldnt they just let it be square as nature intended

98% of the couples i see are both white infact i dont think ive ever seen a wog walking around with a white girl in my life

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don’t talk like that mate
hope you feel better soon

same lmao

think you need to get off the internet
stop going to porn sites too

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