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seeing a lot of dead gimmicks in this image

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Had some hotties checking me out last night but didn't do anything about it

Who’s got the ol’ ‘rona then? One of you must have.

Abstract from an Article published by scientists at the institute which was redacted shortly after Western scientists proved it didn't come from batrs or pangolins and Indian scientists proved it had HIV proteins lmao
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2258702/
web.archive.org/web/20200301085101/https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2258702/

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maybe but FUCK getting tested

in english, doc

me unironically

the media wants you to panic so you accept martial law

Fucking state of this retard

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Just came here to see if I should wank
Odds wank
Evens read a book

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The virology institute next door to the market the virus supposedly came from was openly attempting to create a virus that looks like this one since 2007 but we're meant to believe it was a natural anomaly and not a biotech accident

youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM

how are you feeling?

liking sports is pinnacle of normiedom

sport obsessed autists have no other hobbies lel. we knew this when michael owen started tweeting

congrats what you wanking to

>martial law

I'm in the reserves and yet to receive orders to be unleashed on the streets of London.Stop exaggerating

sucking a cornershop owner

i'm not a normie and i like sports

It's just the flu

>I'm in the reserves
grim

spamming the word "inkling" at gary lineker should become a meme
we should all pretend it's not a word and that he fucked up until he gets a dictionary out to prove it's a word
then we laugh and keep saying it at him until he loses his marbles

have you seen the powers the police are getting?

CRINGE

normie-wannabes get the rope too

you haha xx
Post feet

now that the dust is settled, they were overrated right lads?

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over 5 million will die from coronavirus in the uk
this is our great leap forward

we need to put all non-white people in camps to stop coronavirus

started with a fever that came and went periodically
then a cough that does the same and not that aggressive in me at least.
got a bit of discomfort in my back. not sure if it's because of the virus attacking my lungs or because ive been sitting around all day.
hopefully it doesnt get more severe. younger people's accounts describe a light flu and an over 60 survivor said it was like severe flu

>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST

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going to bed shortly lads

hope you know you are all my friends and I enjoy spending time with you here. I don't have any friends in real life and have used this website for a long time. Who knows what will happen to all of this during the ol' 'rona but I for one am grateful that we can all get together here and spend time with one another

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The same police who are so overstretched they stopped investigating thefts and burglaries? Yeah, I'm fucking terrified.

Prisons were already over capacity before, where are they going to put corona-violators?

i cant beerlieve its called corona virus!

hmm yes sure one of the 0.03% of the population who has it just some happens to be posting here

giz a inkling gary
got any inklings mate?
had any inklings lately?
where's your inkling lineker?
wahey is gary lineker go on mate get your inkling out
and so on
and a bonus is that the name "lineker" shares many letters with the word "inkling" so eventually he will even see "inkling" when he sees his own name

the coughs more like a tickle in the throat that i have to clear. not a hacking cough

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literally crying at this post

night mate

Was he right lads?

youtu.be/9bOqY2xSD6U

what are squaddies thinking about it all?

wanna get pozzed for the 2 weeks off work desu

have a gayming laptop but im not even a gaymer

anyone recommend any gaymes?

Same.

Really hoping their whole cosy system goes down the shitter and they take severe damage from this. It's partly their own fault t b h. A lot of people that are high up will be on suicide watch but I honestly couldn't give a shit.

im an absolute wreck lads

been unable to sleep for more than a couple hours at a time
unable to eat more than a few bites of food
unable to drink more than a few sips of water
this has been going on for at least 2 weeks now

im on the verge of tears constantly i cant handle this whole thing with the virus looming overhead like a black cloud ready to unleash terror at any second

just give us anti virals desu. id gladly walk around like an emaciated gay man if it means we survive this

gary lineklinger they'll call him

My options:

A) keep on working at sainsburys and living at home being a friendless virgin freak
B) kill myself
C) join the navy

Did you see they're going to offer Prep for free on the NHS now? So gays can have all the anonymous bareback sex they want and never get AIDS

Anything off the trolley dears?

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hotline miami

bog roll

>im an absolute wreck lads

>been unable to sleep for more than a couple hours at a time
>unable to eat more than a few bites of food
>unable to drink more than a few sips of water
>this has been going on for at least 2 weeks now

>im on the verge of tears constantly i cant handle this whole thing with the virus looming overhead like a black cloud ready to unleash terror at any second

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big brain

have some respect x

same for me except not sainsburys and the air force

*unfurls a length of loo roll and dabs my brow with it*

>he doesn't know that within the city known as "London" there is another city called "The City Of London"
>Vatican tier, but doesn't flaunt its independence
>separate police force
>separate mayor

why the navy? do you enjoy being bummed?
join the army

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Just been in Morrisons. Saw a fella whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!!

I called him a selfish c**t, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. Told him he should be f*cking ashamed of himself!
He said: “that’s all good and well mate but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?

Fucking hell genocides going a bit far

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sony movies, the paramount network and the horror channel are peak comfy

who do you reckon shags most? army, navy, air force or royal marines?

*wakes up and votes Corbyn in as leader then he loses by the largest margin in 50 years*

>Black peeps in the UK comes from the Caribbean and brings their culture, music etc. with them
DOOD DATZ LArping
>Black Londoner originally from the Caribbean who's entire family has never even visited the US ever and lives in wimbsleywombley village shakespeareford estate raps pretending to be a black American from Detroit or whatever
woah! that's genuine black culture!

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>playing politics in an unprecedented time of crisis

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Labour has been in power more than the tories for the majority of my life

sucking a bog roll

CRONGE

love me a westernised oriental female lads

that was worth posting again

dont care

>has 100,000 vacancies

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Is it dangerous if I get bad cramp in my right foot while driving only after 30-45 minutes? I don't think it is safe to drive in a Citroen C1 while being 6'4

City of London has a Lord Mayor, two Sheriffs and 25 Aldermen. It doesn't have a separate metropolitan mayor like you implied

never let a good crisis go to waste

foreigners did this to us

well I know it's a sui generis authority, and the lord mayor of london isn't exactly the same thing as the mayor of london

if the NHS have so many vacancies why they refuse me - a highly educated and intelligent professional - a job

>>Black peeps in the UK comes from the Caribbean and brings their culture, music etc. with them
Did they?

miss her so much

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Just pulled down the old shorts lads
it's chebs time

>her

me too i even bought some of her bathwater

it didnt taste how i imagined it would

Any other southern lads seen the giant house made of wiring or somesuch on the outskirts of Melbourne near the jail? What does it mean?

wish those laptops were my bollocks god she's peng

not the heckin' macarinos