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did ya

Enjoyed reading the black dude in the previous thread get triggered by the comments about reggae singers being LARPers.

>suddenly have 10 matches on the tind out of nowhere
damn this virus thing is a boon to shaggers man

Amazing how much Yas Forums is swallowing media panic on coronavirus. What happened to this place

UK cities ranking:

>1. Edinburgh
>2. Liverpool
>3. Manchester
>4. London
>5. Leeds
>6. York
>7. Nottingham

>9001. Sheffield

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

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ok dis me

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Sheffield, gent’s toilets, stall number 4

Shame on the House of Ptolemy... shame.

bit of a shagger
or as i've taken to calling myself a renowned penis consultant

What's wrong with Sheffield are lad?

Get fucked mate Shef has a power level of 9001

we're NEETs we've got nothing else to talk about

From midnight on Sunday, the Czech Republic will effectively seal its borders in an effort contain the spread of the coronavirus.

Czechs are being encouraged to return home immediately. Those who find themselves stranded outside the country’s borders after midnight will still be allowed to return home, although those arriving from 15 ‘high-risk’ countries will have to undergo quarantine. But once home they - along with virtually every Czech citizen - will not be allowed to leave the country for the duration of the 30-day state of emergency.

It's the most draconian restrictions introduced by a Czech government in the country's 27 years as an independent state.

Can’t relate
Not a snacker me

What's funny is you just know the government is going to go all in on this herd immunity shite rather than backtrack and be skewered for failing to close borders earlier and causing deaths.

They will just run it into the ground with the view that it will pan out "eventually".

any inner city man in

And every cock in the farmyard stock sings in triumph for the gael

NATO's training exercise is still going ahead
dailysignal.com/2020/03/13/massive-us-military-exercise-in-europe-is-still-a-go-despite-travel-restrictions/

'mad how you thought this was funny in your head' is the harshest possible response to a post

am cute quirky and bubbly xxx

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Been a while mate

Mental how that country’s barely older than I am

When I was a young man, I defended our state. As an old man, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, Antony:

Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck.

You are certainly not without accomplishments; it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age.

You have brought upon us war, pestilence, and destruction.

You are Rome's Helen of Troy.

But then, a woman's role has always suited you best.

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they'll all be vaccinated
t. knower

Yesterday I asked a young guy working in Tesco if they're keeping stocks of loo roll and sanitiser in the back and slowly restocking the shelves to keep demand up, he nodded and walked off

you arrive in milton keynes

>Work from home

Let's be honest, who actually gets shit done at home here?

just broke a sweat while taking a shit

What will Britons sing from the rooftops and windows when the government imposes quarantine laws?

NCOV19 isn’t optimally understood as a pandemic, but a WAR between the East and the West.
First, China leaked a Bioweapon on its own people in Wuhan. Using the virus on its own people gave China plausible deniability regarding the nature of the attack.
It could be painted as a lab “accident” or as something which had “spontaneously” manifested in the region. Not initially wanting conflict, this was also an appealing narrative for the West to accept.

Based on its political profile of the West, China gambled that it could release a Bioweapon on its own people, but then move fast / decisively enough to CONTAIN the virus within China and bring the R0 back to zero.
Next China moved into its attack phase. It knew that the West was a weak, decadent sociological cesspool, lacking centralised + coordinated authority necessary to organise and act decisively.
China seeded NCOV19 on flights bound West, knowing that the West would fail to take the decisive action necessary to contain the virus, and that it would spread out of control.

In a global pandemic, China knew that it could close its borders, limit the flow / movement of its people + snuff the virus out, while the West would be caught flat footed, paralysed.
China rationally calculated that it could afford to take a short + sharp hit to its economy if it contained the virus and rebounded quickly.
It also calculated that the economic prognosis for the West would be much worse if it tried to slow the progression of the virus down to limit fatalities, because that would mean that the economic impact would also be significantly e x t e n d e d .

>it will pan out "eventually".
true tbf

Lmao trump is on the news talking about the virus and immediately segues into how happy he is about how the markets are doing

All boomer neocons must fucking hang

>come from jamaica
>bring the culture with them
>"larpers"

youtube.com/watch?v=zxMRwr-vveU

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anyone watching the trump livestream?
all that shouting when he started to leave haha
MRPRESIDENTMRPRESIDENTMRPRESIDENT

WHEN I WAS YOUNG!
I HAD NO SENSE!
I BOUGHT A FLUTE!
FOR 50 PENCE!
THE ONLY TUNE!
THAT I COULD PLAY!
WAS FUCK THE POPE!
AND THE IRA!

probably wonderwall I'm afraid

>living in a city instead of a town
Most towns have all the amenities you need these days, without all the rasheeds and drug dealers clogging up the streets

>Nottingham

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why are normalfaggots and happeners so worked up over the flu?

you arrive at chicago o'hare

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that always happens with any president

Nah what happened lad give us a quick rundown

Britons, strike home!
Revenge, revenge your Country's wrong.
Fight! Fight and record. Fight!
Fight and record yourselves in Druid's Song.
Fight! Fight and record. Fight!
Fight and record yourselves in Druid's Song

>"this is the sexiest naruto game ever made"
I've said anime nonce one too many times

I do since I have a daily meeting where we go over what we've done

Good for Trump. Keep calm and carry on. Respect.

HANDS
TOUCHING HANDS
REACHINE OUT
TOUCHING ME
TOUCHING YOUUUUUUUUUUU
SWEET CAROLINE

BUM

BUM

BAA

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Rate the lighter I made

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Not the guy you're replying to but it sounds like nothing happened, that's completely standard for press conferences; reporters looking to squeeze a question in or get a soundbite.

Rome was an utterly based show. Fuck it, I'll watch some during the 'tine

what do

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As Antony said to Cleopatra, as he opened a crate of Ale
oh I say
‘Some girls are bigger than others’

pewediepie informed me about that Diogenes lad who lived in a tent with his doggos and shat on the street the absolute mad lad!

hsbc we do dem graffs

post rate fallen off a cliff

pathetic, all you little wage-worms getting ready for beddy-byes when you should be making the most of the remaining hours of the weekend by posting on Yas Forums for MY entertainment

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Mike Pence has a soothing manner of speech

UK places ranking:

>1. Lancashire
>2. Not worth mentioning
>3. Not worth mentioning
>4. Not worth mentioning
>5. Not worth mentioning

trump was talking to the press about batflu
then he was like "bye" and walked away and the press mongs suddenly all started shouting "MR PRESIDENT" like maniacs

can picture a viral video of aussies quarantined in a pub singing waltzing matilda

Played WoW for 2-3 hours, got fed up and uninstalled
Will repeat in a few months

>5;8
IT'S OVER

Love when he waxes on about electrocuting the gays

top drawer

fuck you, get a job

remember when he said what a fucking nigger