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tfw no gf

I suffer knowing i’ll never wake up next to her.

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Respect wahmen edition

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I only respect women when they let me lick their anuses

I'm asymptomatic so I'll be ok

oh wow that's heckin great!! wahmen power

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Risk thread
Get in lads

men hair

we *clap* need *clap* more *clap* female *clap* genocidal *clap* dictators *clap* of *clap* color

saw it, looks like it’s gonna be a shitfest. plus im phone posting

too late

For me it's long hair

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based

For me too

SEXY female genocidal dictators

>ywn see your penis melt between her legs
Why live?

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medium to short hair
thick eyebrows
bit o hair on the arms
average breasts
nice butt
loves me for me

*medium to long hair

for me? it's wavy hair

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This, preferably brown wavy hair but it looks great in any color

just need a fat ass desu. im a simple man.

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disgusting landwhale

for me it's art hoes

gay

low test

Had sex yesterday and today

...

higher than yours

low T

me as well

yeah no low test fag

They usually have some underlying mental illness or are super feminist

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Lardass gf is ideal for the incoming famine. Just need to be extremely strict about her not raiding the stockpile

That's part of the appeal desu

No sir, you, have the lower test and are a fag

Dilate

What are you gonna do? keep her tied up so she doesn't eat it all lmao

yes, restrain her and feed her a strict diet, and only break her chains when it's time for sex

Me on the right

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what's it like being a basketball american?

Just beat the shit out of her if she starts snacking on critical supplies, simple as

i want greta thunburg to run my gas guzzler off the road and rape me in a ditch

What if she's a masochist?

Why is sex with a fatty like? I accidentally matched with one on tinder

Embarrassing, find a new one

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Smelly

>accidentally

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kek

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That's what I figured

>better
Joke's on them, that implies I've had any at all.

The first pic didn't know full body and I was just swiping without much thought. It wasn't until we matched that I saw the rest of her profile

I’ve got Vaseline on my finger what do I do now

have GREAT sex!

let me lick it off for you

I think you know what to do

Have sex

'no'

Yes. Come 'ere

going to kill myself ironically

live stream

Hate myself too much to even try to get a gf

why choose suicide when there’s homicide

I want to cut off my penis and cook it and eat it it like a sausage

what kind of spices

seasoned in gamer girl bathwater

pinch a small bean with your other hand, then the magic happens

sounds aight

I can only pinch a loaf. Will that do?