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inspired by your perseverance for this gimmick ngl x
t.pro gimmick artist

any fellow pooers posting with us tonight?

So was China in 2008.
Don't be too surprised if Moscow ends up as a global city of trade by 2029.

China's probably going to come out happy too TBQH. Controlled economy.

Asian nations generally are going to benefit at the expense of the west.

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Invest in biomedics

return to tradition

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watching Star Trek

aye mate

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anyone else proper fucking despise yanks with a burning pasion?

corr imagine the nipple torture

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here i am!!!

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humble brag now
bag bodies later
be careful with your words, y'all had the summer until now and there's always the possibility of the infected flying in during winter

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Where do people find these pics?

aye aye

I'm also expecting a Japanese comeback to the global stage. They were a big dog in the 1980s and they could easily be a big dog in the 2020s. The fact that they handled corona so well is promising for them and for global corporate investors

>when the handful of girls at the office laugh at me for liking star trek, and then all of the men join in and stand up for me because we're all a bunch of nerds

like a king amongst virgins

oi nowt wrong with partying mate love a good beer

umm..you silly goose x

>The fact that they handled corona so well
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200315_06/

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Foster's Lager ay m8

please lad he's just having a little joke, don't pass your ill-will onto us

prossieberg's thinking of doing medical roleplay what with the coronavirus going about haha

>they handled corona so well
>they hide the true number of infected and don’t test people to save face

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Thank you sir.
Cor nice arse.

Yours arsefully,
Anonymous

You are the only virgin though. Literally all of them have had sex, and they would be shocked to learn that you hadn't.

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Corona this
Corona that
Say it again and I'll call you a twat

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China is governed by a party intent on developing the country, Russia is governed by crooks who rob the masses. Russia will not be immune to the financial turmoil this year, especially with the oil war with the USA/Saudi

getting serious, the netherlands are closing sex shops from tonight

have never tried fosters honestly, practically impossible to find in this country

gf introduced me to the concept of the emergency underwear, not what you think it is, it's for when you forget to do the laundry and you end up without clean pants

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fucks sake
all my photos came out shit

cant tell if this is caused by me setting the ISO wrong or by a light leak, but its pissing me off

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>the northernmost prefecture of hokkaido has the most cases
was here but a month ago haha

worried my mum gets ill

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>yours arsefully
pffffffAHAHAHAHA

kek

have you ever given her knickers a cheeky sniff?

Simp.

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Would get corona for

Star Trek is fucking terrible though

ah yes, a portion fit for a toddler's snack

finna get a nice cury and pint when all this has blown over lads

Based monkey bro

have a pint now
come on you've earned it

>siding with holes instead of your fellow kings
pathetic and traitorous

I just poo a very black shit, very very black, I think it's the blackest shit I've ever created in my life. It's curious because the shit is usually brown.

Is that bad, am I sick, do I have coronavirus, am I dying, ant doctor on the thread?

need this german broads undies post em

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why were you taking photos of third worlders anyway?

something something david tennant something something something

What is Deanos take on the coronavirus?

Why are you hanging out around all those chinks and niggers

You a nigger yourself, boy?

many many many times, her smell is intoxicating

cheeky internal bleed

just found out the stereophonics had a concert where 12000 people went to in cardiff last night
total cunts

She looks like a stupid woman.

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He was doctor who once, son

Kindly yours, circa 2006,
Anonymous

Due to the UK stance on corona, I've been in close contact (shared a note while doing lines etc) with someone who is in quarrantine but I've still gotta go to work and as a dj who likes to get fucked up, I'm gonna be hugging people soon as the MD kicks in

So has anyone on /brit/ got corona yet?

either you have internal bleeding or you ate a lot of dark chocolate

Great post

White women are so fucking disgusting, actual pigs

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...

Herd immunity bro

"Don't get why corona is spreading, prefer Carling myself!!"

wants to contract it so he can get 14 days off work

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been having these migraines since november
seem to be exacerbated by alcohol and caffeine
tried booking a doctors appointment but there was no timeslots for like 2 weeks, never that busy round here, must be the 'rona

'ello
can I be English?

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Maybe dont do MD then ya spack

Boy afraid,
Prudence never pays
And everything she wants costs money
"But she doesn't even like me!
And I know because she said so,
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
In the room downstairs
She sat and stared
I'll never make that mistake again!"

fuck off take your meds

not worried in the slightest, but still bought all the bog roll

>Suspect in hazmat suit sprayed 13 people with clear liquid in Walmart in Las Vegas, Nevada

Fucking burgers.

I'm not a virgin though lol

hello finlad
off to work bye bye

this one is even worse

it was a nice composition and the lighting was great (not that you can tell now ofc)

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OIM ARRY POTTA AND I ATE....

youtube.com/watch?v=f7BApr1MyhA&feature=youtu.be&t=33

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go study your history and religion

Fuck you

I didn't ate chocolate. I'm getting worried. :/

see you x

oxford

wonder who the first celebrity to die from 'rona will be

being drunk or hungover or on drugs completely obliterates your immune system mate, you're a bit of a retard desu

you a...photographer??

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kek, lucky he didnt get shot

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Italian celebrities have already died

woah....
I thought mewing was just a meme

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that whole iran saga feels like ancient history now huh

Kino cinematography

like who

Tom Hanks

Yours truthfully,
Coronavirus

no, im a combat correspondent

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>celebrities
>nobody knows who they are

Ok

mewing only works if you're a child iirc.
you can make infinitesmal mewing gains as an adult iirc but most people will make none according to mew himsef

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Brainlet post

I like shoving stuff up my ass and don't really care what as long as it comes out again. Big vegetables like aubergines and butternut squashes are great for stretching and feeling full. Sweet bread rolls are good too, I try to get as many as possible inside me, and the glaze makes my ass really slimy and dribbles ass juices. I've never tried anything live though

cryptocurrency is absolutely retarded bullshit

Jaw implant

damn, he went from sloppa to proppa

Not what I expected finlad to look like 2bh

so is the entire financial sector

literally monopoly money

Grew up Catholic, but don't recognise most of the preconceptions people have about Catholics desu. Reckon that the yanks probably do Catholicism differently, and that's where people get their ideas about it from

what are ye using fella

..

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ahhh sugarplums
oh hey buddy, didn't see you walk in eh?
name's schizy emmy
poppin' down to the tree shop to get more trees haha
(building a dam (have a plan))

time for some "stubby boys" eh?
care to join me? we can talk aboot toboggan riding and seal clubbing eh?

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Try a pineapple

A particularly memorable fuck for me was getting stuffed with grapes (make a bit of a slit where the stalk was) to the point where nothing else would fit. Then he fucks you: the grapes go everywhere - imagine being fisted where every finger was an octopus - and the sensation of the juice is quite different to that of piss as the sugar makes it slightly sticky when the cock forces it out of the grape

The Mexican standoff is the stupidest trope in all of cinema.
Guess what? Who fires first, wins, period.
It comes from a misunderstanding of pistol duels from the 18th century and earlier. In that case, the pistols were so inaccurate and the distances large enough that it was more likely that a shot would be a miss than a hit. In that context a Mexican standoff made sense because the guy who fires last, assuming he does not get hit, has more time to carefully aim and basically has the other guy at his mercy.

But it does not make sense with cowboys with lethal accuracy and it also does not make sense with modern weaponry and from very close quarters.

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didnt ask

if that's your job and you rely on these pictures why are you using film? or are you just a moron with money on a gap year?

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Literally seething nocoiners

lmao

you now remember

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that was worth posting

Race Across the World on BBC 2 lads

try a hamster or a mouse

Venice's waters are dark because the boats kick up the sediment on the riverbed. You could literally just stick your arm in there and swing it around a bit and it would be back to a mess.

These are literally 2 different people

*plays saving private roastie*

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This is giving me lookism flashbacks

kek this is me but 21 years

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based

the ears are identical

Authenticityfags are the worst types of midwits. Yes, it's not a realistic trope. So what? It's a trope used for drama and tension, part of the mythos of a story. Stop trying to ruin fiction with muh realism. I swear Krauts have the worst autism on the planet

I ate a lot of licorice. Can that cause black shit?

FOLC

he's the pozzford bender, what do you think?

much rather live here desu

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wrong
alcohol will kill the virus

up i go

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No, only coronavirus can cause black shit. You're not shitting black are you?

This is a real, actual patent by Sony btw

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kin ell

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corona will be over by july

you could still shoot the other person back if his didn’t severe your brain stem, so it makes perfect sense as mutually assured destruction

this cute little Agat 18k half frame camera from ukraine i got on the cheap second-hand

a mate buys me my film in bulk from hong kong so it only costs me ~£4 for 76 photos (half frame = double the photos per roll), and another mate gets them developed at her art school for free

and its not my job, just a hobby

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I swear I am not usually like this. But this one particular trope just bothers me too much.

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